The Amazing Rando

The question I have is.... Does Kerwin smoke Lucky Strikes?

Kerwin D. Wetback here for Golf Channel News.

Any time Downhome starts to vent rage it's a good thing. EXPLODE, MOTHERFUCKER!

This is work?

This isn't trash talking...this is Guidance Counseling.

Rando's theme for tonight is "This is wonderful." ...for now.

That is one of the loudest "Boring" chants i've ever heard.

*drops cage on them as Coach leaves Christy there* Coach: Okay, let's get the fuck out of here! *lights shut off and everyone leaves*

Actually, as Muggy just pointed out to me on AIM, he should come out next week as "Matt Hardy"

So where is Raw next week? Maybe he can be "Matt Droese"

The Matchstick Men?

This is wonderful.

Striker should come out of the crowd... add another Matt into the barricade-jumping fray.

The sound effect there makes it seem like HBK broke Piper's glass jaw with the kick.

HBK's face as he looks down on Hogan is disturbing on many levels.

Is Shelton playing a concussion angle?

HE SLIPPED AGAIN!! Maybe he should take the lifts out of his shoes.

Giant Batista sign center camera for no reason.

So we have one cage match, designed to keep everyone but Matt Hardy out...and a lumberjack match, designed for massive brawling. Now all we need is Chris Masters vs. Tyson Tomko in a Deep Freeze Match, designed to keep heat out.

Why the hell did Lilian even start announcing the intros with BISCHOFF'S music playing!? Is she deaf? Did Vis crush her eardrums? Edit: Bischoff couldn't fire Cena...Cena's not injured. It's not his style.

WHAT?!! SAC-RI-LEGE! Soundwave can NOT be a fucking helicopter. That would be like making Inferno a lawn tractor or something. This shit is doomed out of the box for anyone that was a fan of G1, which is most everyone.

Good "TNA" sign shown in the center of the crowd during the teaser shot.

Let him break the Masterlock for Tajiri (Tajiri mists Masters and Tomko escapes) Tomko and Tajiri become friends, Tomko goes face, and they join the tag division. TNT v2...

"I CAME TO SEE JIND...Wait...WHAT?!" EDIT: "I MISS HHH, BUY ME A SCOPE"

I'm going to be a fucking WRECK that night emotionally. I'll be like a little kid, moreso.