The Amazing Rando

Simon Dean invented penis jokes.

And still to come... the New New New New NEW Anti-Americans.

too much hairspray.... i mean, he did once say "Genital Warts Rule" after all

Don't insult Lard. Wait, fine...go ahead.

SHHHHHH! That happened more than two weeks ago.

Hartfan86 just shit himself.

Christian d. Hurricane as the phone number for ordering Edge's book appeared at the bottom of the screen, with Hurricane tripping over it and walking into the Unprettier. Poor Hurricane, but hey ... 1-800-EdgeBook for all your EdgeHead needs!

He's returning to his heel 00-01 cocky sarcastic prick character.

This is golden just for Christian (his former best friend) and Hurricane ignoring the shit out of him.

Edge comes out for a midmatch commercial

Benjamin vs. Christian - IC Championship at Survivor Series. It has some potential.

in the ballroom, thanks to Col. Mustard.

What happened to the World Title?? I just got here.

Oh great... HHH is gonna get Absolute Control at Survivor Series. It's become official even in kayfabe.

"Ooooo...I bent my wookie." and "I came here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh?"

The WMXX Webcast. It was worth it. In my area I am pretty much forced to order the webcasts if I want to see them live, since I don't want to pay tons of money to get satellite, and my provider doesn't have digital cable (and there are no other providers close by) But the webcast was worth it.

Bang 3:16, followed by the very next week with Shane going off on Vince.

Hey Popick, expect three segments from me. I'll get them to you ASAP.

those 170,000 people all voted 35-40 times each.

^ Would have been a good time to see Driver Dallas Page jump up and Driver Cut Jimmy Hart across the back seat. BANG!

Expect more from Chris & James at this show (and possibly at the PPV if i can get anything done...if not ... well, they were "banned" from the building)

The best part was Greg trying to hide his hilarity at the end, and i was really hoping Rich would sneak up behind him and hug him or something. Also good was every single time Colin and Ryan tried to switch up and go towards Wayne to make the other one suffer. Genius. The fact that Drew nearly fell out of his seat multiple times AND it got a standing ovation were awesome.

...damn.

no no no! LaRussa cleans his windows and talks about the days when baseball was played in garages around the country and the only true players were the ones that took it out into the driveways and the streets and killed people in cold blood!

Honestly, I don't think anyone takes Flair serious anymore. His flop has just become so cartoony now. It used to be he'd just fall out of the corner, now he stumbles forward, acts like he is ok, does a little "put em up" like the Cowardly Lion and then flop. Orton should have been in a mini-feud with Batista, not Flair. I am thinking he does that whole flop cartoony act because it gets a huge pop like every single time. It's like the Worm taking two minutes to set up, or the People's Elbow. Overly silly, but it still gets the pop. Maybe he's just seeing how far he can stretch it and still have people cheer it.