The Amazing Rando

She's gonna kiss LILIAN! what a gimmick, just kiss EVERYBODY IN SIGHT! Edit: Lilian is now tossing out the strudel for some pie, apparently.

Push Up Contest.

"and I promise to give blowjobs to everyone in this arena that votes for me!" "Oh yeah...well MY BUTT IS HUNGRY!!'

Clearly, you're not ready for the revolutionary concept of Taboo Tuesday which is bigger than Andre the Giant's penis! Pfft...Spike Dudley isn't THAT short.

If that movie "SAW" ends with everybody dead and then the killer standing over their bodies, only with the last guy coming up and hacking his head off, having spent the whole movie hacksawing through the chain while everyone else severed limbs to try and escape that would rule.

That segment needed LA PARKA.

I can dig that.

i'm waiting for someone to have a finisher called "The Push"

Vince: Wow, that Carmella gal was in Playboy... who knew?

OVER A MILLION VOTES... and 30 of them are mine (15 for Benoit, 15 for Richards)

JR: *looks at porn* BAH GAWD WHAT A HOSS!

You're a collector's item.

Christian has a nice wound... damn.

Vince: I voted for HHH to face HHH. Hey, it's my federation! ...they'd have to get Jason Sensation for that to work properly. "And if anyone can smell what the Rock is cookin'...it's ME... LOOK HOW BIG MY DAMN NOSE IS!"

They are trying to do something "M*AZING" to get the chocolate bar to open. Apparently none of them thought of RIPPING IT OPEN.

Vince: I voted for HHH to face HHH. Hey, it's my federation! only if he battles himself in KARATE FIGHTERS~!

Is Vince voting?? that's golden.

Vince in the booth!!! ONETWOHEGOTHIMNOHEDIDN'T!!! BAAAAAAAACK BODY DROP!!

Vince: RING THE BELL, RING THE DA...oh wait, wrong endorsement.

Coach NEEDS this win.

This is going to be segment of the year... Fans need to start interrupting. Where the hell is Bob Barron?

"Children who I believe are the fut--" SHUT UP!!

Vote the Rock for the IC Title shot.

"NO RAST NAME...JUST MAVEN!!"

VOTE RICHARDS!!