The Amazing Rando

It's not my fault you're SPECIAL!

It's... GEEEEEEEEENE~!

Snitsky is the new KAAAAAANE

Yeah right, Edge can't count.

and what do we do after those two seconds are up? Repeat it another 3599 times, and then use the over-run of Raw for the greatness that is Chuck Palumbo.

This week should be all about celebrating the greatness that is Tyson Tomko. Seriously.

Okay, here's an idea just spoke about with TCR. For the Rumble and WM next year, viewers have the chance to get them full price and if they do, then the next PPV (No Way Out for Rumble, Backlash for WM) is only a penny. If the viewer doesn't get RR or WM, then NwO and BL are regular price. It would be good just to see if the buyrate would go up at all, or if it would stay the same. (and it'd be hilarious if it dropped) The idea would be a risk, but I doubt it would hurt there pockets much, considering RR and WM are two of the biggest selling PPVs of the year anyway.

I didn't get here fast enough. I was thinking about calling it "RAW RAW SIS BOOM BAH" though.

^ I once watched a speaker at my college completely RIP a student a new ass for saying "ax" instead of "ask". It was great. The guy looked like he wanted to crawl under his chair and die.

If you can't tell I'm being a sarcastic bastard, then I just don't know what to say. Then stop gallavanting and start with the "hordes of flaming death"

E. La Parka I stand by it, dammit. And i'd rather see the Downhome in my sig, not the one who is gallavanting around this fine eve.

E. LA PARKA!!

I don't consider Donnie Darko much of an "obscure cult hit" anymore. I did when I first watched it, but I now know more and more people who have seen it. They don't necessarily UNDERSTAND it, which is part of it's charm, but they have seen it. I myself rented it, watched it, and then bought it the very next day. It was too good not to have. The Director's Cut could be good, but having the DVD and watching all the deleted scenes is the same thing. You get a bit more information on the whole thing, but it still leaves the viewer with tons of questions, all of which are great reasons to keep watching the movie over and over.

Never seen this one, Heard about it from a few friends. Might not actually be many copies in existence (but it's on IMDB.com) I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her On A Meat Hook, And Now I Have A Three Picture Deal At Disney" - 1993 - A first-time feature-film director (who's also the writer and producer) is casting the lead actress. We meet him talking to his wife about the picture and the process. We meet the actress, Sandy, negotiating with her roommate and talking by phone to her mother. Then, we watch Sandy audition for the director at the call-back session; also attending are the casting director and the production company's sycophants. The wrinkle is that the director is a homicidal misogynist, his wife is tied up and hanging from the ceiling, and Sandy has something in her purse that bodes a rocky future. Ben Affleck directed this beautifully-titled work while still in college. Talk about a way to get into the business...sheesh.

I really hope nothing is, then.

Ding Ding Ding! Fuck that noise. Awaits Kotz to bash himself with "fo sheez" EDIT: Also, all that -izzle speak. Fuck that noise part deux.

"Ring the bell. Ring the damn bell. Ha. That shit never gets old."

Why isn't this the "OAO RAW IS REVOLUTIONARY" Thread. It seems to fit the theme. Everything they do now is revolutionary, even Michael Cole apparently.

Random Fan: Damn, Mr. Batista, what happened to your leg!! Batista: What do you mean? Fan: It's got, acne or something all over it... Bob: HEY! Fan: OMG WTF! Your leg talked! Batista: I know.

Yokozuna and Ludvig Borga (they were part of the Foriegn Legion at a SurSer, if that counts)

I'm sure Bob grabbed his digits so he could have another late night meeting with Mr. Dave, possibly to hear his thoughts on Saturday Night Live, and which cast member he would spinebuster if he hosted (which would of course be Uber-Pimp) Can't you just hear Big Dave throwing out the "Live From New York, it's Saturday Night!" as he Demon Bombed Tina Fey? Pure Gold.

Then what the hell are "Billy and Chuck" doing on there?!

"I'M DRUNK, I'M HIGH, GIMME SOME PUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY!" (in the loudest possible voice you can imagine) My best friend, the night before beginning military training. He ended up trying to walk on his hands, promptly fell on his face, and fucked up his neck so bad he had to wait a few weeks until he was cleared to actually begin the training.

The CD says the song was produced by Jimmy Hart, Johnston, and JJ Maguire. Could very well be that last guy. (yeah, it's kinda sad... owning Volumes 1-4, Agression, and Forceable Entry, as well as Anthology...which I love for having "Tell Me A Lie" on it)

This Spooky Mime loves The Smart Marks