The Amazing Rando

...I'm pretty sure that was correct? As in saying he can't stand on his own...he needs the help of HHH And Batista...whereas if it was supposed to be...'own two feet' that'd basically mean...incapacited :/ I could be wrong though cause he's a drunk.

he's the Anti-Anti-Conformist.

The Ultimate In Fan Participation........ Voting Online? Damn, all this time I thought it was La Parka.

"It's not just the kiss they remember... cause I RKO them straight through the bed!" I'm a Ringrat Killer!

his watch killed austin's watch

He got that Rolex from the Rock before he turned on Farooq. You just didn't see him cause he was hiding behind Mark Henry.

"Ladies and Gentlemen...the one the only... NOT VAL VENIS!" WHOO!

He can do that... but ONLY while he's jumping hurdles.

Well it did happen to kill a few Brits... at least emotionally.

NOT VAL VENIS though it could be... Kaaaaaane!

NOT VAL VENIS!

Lots of Lifetime and Oxygen apparently. Maybe she should breathe it instead of watch it so that her brain works correctly. I'm thinking she actually does watch Oxygen... as in "Oh wow...this air is pretty, so many colors and tastes." Then Gerwitz sneaks up behidn her and says "I'm the Oxygen Man, my super power is that I turn into oxygen, and then I go inside you!" Writing conferences. hoo boy No, that's what Hunter says.

"What we thought was going to be a tag team match-up turned into "All My Fetuses" as Kane destroyed everyone... including VAL VENIS!" Word has it Val Venis will need extensive doctor's care for the next few weeks... and his doctor is..... KAAAAAAAAANE!

Lots of Lifetime and Oxygen apparently. Maybe she should breathe it instead of watch it so that her brain works correctly. I'm thinking she actually does watch Oxygen... as in "Oh wow...this air is pretty, so many colors and tastes."

That's it... Ric Flair and Gene Snitsky as a tag team! DO THAT FOR ME WWE! "We're high-flyin', limosuine-ridin', wheelin dealin, pipe wiedlin, penthouse-livin', miscarriage givin' son of a guns!" you forgot cherry-poppin' and blame-passin' It's not my fault.

That's it... Ric Flair and Gene Snitsky as a tag team! DO THAT FOR ME WWE! "We're high-flyin', limosuine-ridin', wheelin dealin, pipe wiedlin, penthouse-livin', miscarriage givin' son of a guns!"

How can you NOT cheer this man. Seriously. Even Downhome loves him some Snitsky.

D. La Parka

Yes, Rob... book EVERY match at Taboo Tuesday as "whomever vs. Kane"

DARKSIDE DOWNHOME~ MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... It took us two years, but he's finally ready to come out and play.

during the Airplane Spin, even the CROWD got dizzy... it was: HEY! HEY! (airplane spin) HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEEY (collective british thump)

They should shot in England all the time... or at least until the crowd stops being so damn hot for everything. Just throw Regal in every segment.

That's not sand... Mohammed Hussan spontaneously combusted.

It's actually a Manchester United jersey. Then what the hell's a Vodafone? It's a cellphone company in the U.K. Most soccer jerseys have advertisements on them. I can't wait till WWE starts realizing they can sell advertising on wrestlers... Tonight, Chris Benoit has been sponsored by: Purina Cat Chow. Makes even the most rabid of wolverines into happy little kittens.

It's actually a Manchester United jersey. Then what the hell's a Vodafone? It's a cellphone company in the U.K. Most soccer jerseys have advertisements on them. Center...passes to wing, passes to center, passes to wing, passes to center, he kicks... McGOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL... ...can you hear me now?