The Amazing Rando

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=23&t=62329 ^ possibly very bold.

Still, I would expect them to liscense it or at least pay whatever they needed to get it on the album, he's only "the new next big thing" or whatever.

And why is it, as you put it, "unquestionbaly awesome"?

...is my anti-drug.

(Edit: The byline should be "Where's Tomko?" , as originally I planned this for Palumbo, but putting him at the scene of the theft seemed illogical even by WWE standards) Okay, one Monday Night, Chris Jericho is defending his lovely IC Championship against Christian AGAIN, and after a sound defeat, Jericho goes to retrieve his title only to find...it's GONE? Jericho's immediate suspect is his opponent, but hey...Jericho was with him in the ring the WHOLE TIME...but wait...where's Tomko? Footage reveals that NOBODY noticed Tomko steal the belt and rush off with it through the crowd, leaving both men out in the cold. Jericho goes after Christian, who of course denies involvement, him too wanting to know where the hell Tomko went. So the former friends rush to Bischoff, who has seen the incident and has reported it to security, but nobody has seen the large Tomko anywhere. Bischoff does not want his title disrespected, and immediately sets Christian, Jericho, and a few other random midcarders out to find him, with whomever does getting a shot at the belt (unless of course it's Jericho). So right then Christian knocks Jericho down and takes off, with the rest of the group in tow, all hunting for Tyson Tomko. The moment becomes a hot topic the rest of the night, and as the show goes off the air he still hasn't been found. The next week, Christian reports he hasn't seen Tomko all week during an interview with Todd Grisham, but as they talk, Tyson appears in the background, darting through, seeing the camera, and then taking off like wildfire. Nobody but JR and King (and the fans) notice (right then). Other wrestlers appear and burst through the interview, going around the corner and giving chase. Christian follows. Later, Christian again meets with Bischoff to announce nobody could find him. After a commercial break, a scan of the crowd in the upper decks shows Tomko with the belt around his waist holding a "have you seen me?" sign, but as the camera swings past he drops the sign and runs. The following week, the search has grown, as Bischoff has sealed off all entrances and exits, so Tomko has to be caught. Security is shown in the back, only for Tomko to be seen ON THE OUTSIDE of the building, partying with a few lucky fans and laughing towards the camera before rushing off. Bischoff sees this and begins to scream to catch him, but it is too late. Finally (the week before PPV) Bischoff demands Tomko appear or lose his job. The Titantron lights up, as Tomko is holding a cameraman hostage somewhere in the building. Tomko makes threats of destroying the belt in the boiler room, and once more the chase is on. The group of motley wrestlers, and Bischoff, get to the boiler room moments later, only to find the cameraman out cold and the IC Championship in pieces. Bischoff tells the world watching that if they see Tomko on the street to tell him that he is wrestling not one, not two, not three, but FOUR men at the PPV...and if he does not show, he is gone. The PPV rolls around and the four men are shown... Chris Jericho, Christian, Edge, and Rhyno. With the four men in the ring, Tomko's music hits... but there is no Tomko. Bischoff's music follows and he comes out to publicly fire the man, but as he talks Tyson does in fact appear, hitting the ring decked out in a long trenchcoat and mask. Tomko begins to attack and Bischoff screams for the four men to destroy him, but Tomko alludes being put down...dodging out of way of attacks and putting all four men on the outside. Finally, with Bisch watching at the top of the ramp, Tomko removes the mask and trenchcoat to reveal... THE IC TITLE! It was a trick! Bischoff screams for a second wave of attacks, and this time they finally put him down. As the four men celebrate, Christian, Edge, and Rhyno turn on Jericho...leaving him down and out along with Tomko. CER reform the alliance they had years before. The next night, Bischoff comes to make the announcement of who will be the next IC Champion, and since Jericho never technically lost it, he will have to defend against Christian, Edge, and Rhyno tonight in an elimination match. C, E, and R agree that once Jericho is out of the picture it will be a fair fight between the three for who is the best man. The match occurs, and Jericho fights the men off for a bit, but finally succumbs to the numbers. Just as he is about to be pinned, Tomko appears weilding a chair and cleans house, saving Jericho's ass. The crowd goes apeshit, and Tomko is bah gawd over. Or maybe I'm just crazy.

Only somewhat wrestling related... I dreamed I was in the Bob Saget section of "Half Baked", except the guy wasn't Bob Saget... ...It was CM Punk.

:sacrifices Kurt Cobain: ..... :awaits CobainWasSacrificed poster: ..... "I'm waiting...dammit! Mom, bring me a cup of cookies and a plate of milk, stat!"

If you can read the post above mine, you MAY be a terrorist.

oh...and where is GENE SNITSKY'S theme song!? Huh, where... ...maybe he killed it.

"Where's The Fongus"?

Taker's will probably be another remixed version of "Graveyard Symphony". I find it hilarious that they don't put Orton's new one on there, and no Booker T either (i don't think he was on any of the others to my recollection)

and that character.... you guessed it. FRANK STALLONE~!

Prediction: Vince will completely run out of bad ideas, and, forced into a corner, will have to start using good ones.

*is a sad panda* actually... i would kill myself after Steph failed to understand the reasoning behind "But HHH CAN'T be Women's Champion"

You know, this will be good until Kurt starts to think people are seeing the other bald guys and thinking they are Kurt. It'll be reverse HHH syndrome. He'll start demanding everyone grows their hair out, even Orlando Jordan. "No, Jordan you look WAY too much like me. Shit, put some medals on you and we would be TWINS! Now put this blonde wig on and DANCE!"

Serious Question: What was it like standing in Panama City Beach 3 years ago and claiming to the world that WCW wasn't going to die like that, only to come into the WWE months later and see that it, in fact, had died just like that? Not-so-serious question: I want to be a wrestler, should I stomp my foot BEFORE I fake punch the guy, or right when I fake punch the guy? Oh, and have you ever met the Stunt Granny? Is she a face or a heel?

Actually, I groaned after reading it, and possibly before. I can't really multi-task, so it's one thing at a time.

Also, he will use Fire, but not just any fire... deadly fire. Nobody but himself, the pyro crew, and possibly Shane McMahon will now how to operate it, even though the entire time a five year old is holding a button marked "FIRE!". Sadly, it will be revealed that this button controls half the cruiserweight division as well as Scott Keith. EDIT: There is also a slim chance the button will also raise a briefcase. 1Wrestling is reporting.

Loss's entire post just goes to show you how little he knows... Kane's storyline will have at least SEVEN inconsistencies. Get your facts straight.

No No No... I am supposed to be their next booker.

Free Beer

I will be on the booking team.

and that was the match that lead to the Ladder Match, right? The whole "two belts" thing? ...back when the IC Title had real meaning...

I remember this, but who won... Razor and someone right?

Fongus found a way to rip through the Space-Time continuum using an old Fleetwood Mac LP, a bottle of Pantene Pro-V, and a shovel. It's quite the sight.