Kid 1: What the hell is that Pokeball doing?!
(Ball rolls in circles around everyone)
Kid 2: Oh, that's just Eugene, he's just a little lost.
(One of the kids kicks it)
Kid 1: You're silly Eugene
(The ball opens and a giant flame fires off, scorching the kid to oblivion. When the dust clears, Eugene is standing there)
Eugene: How bout that, bitch.