The Amazing Rando

where's my love?

If I could find you, I would hug you.

Rudo wins.

I win.

I was SO CLOSE

EDIT: Screw this... Jeff Hardy in a Trashcan ruled.

^don't steal my thunder!

the cruisers are Doozers!

Big Show should be Sprocket. Definitely.

We are HERE...to sing the CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM! Mignon en caoutchouc, you're celui, vous faites des sorts de bathtime de l'amusement...

Well, at least Jeff Hardy is happy.

Elmo sad. Snitsky make Elmo lose baby. Matt Hardy twice man you are!

"Gene Snitsky cofft me my baby." Edit: also acceptable would be: "Hahahaha, that abortion tickles" or "baby Deeeeeeeead?"

Tonight you face...KAAAAAAAANE!

Rudo, you are my new hero *cough* RUDO!!!

Is that Jeff Hardy down there? No, you just dropped some popcorn.

Evolution Is A Mystery DDDAAAAAARRRRE TO B!!!

He read about it in RAW Magazine! The only magazine in Canada! Does the King of Canada subscribe? Don't you mean "Supreme Spoon Handler"?

RRR... here's the deal, and i'm only saying this once... Gerwitz is going to show up at your house and give you fellation while wearing an Xpac mask. Then he will let you book the show as he reminisces on how Xpac gave Gerwitz his first "mask" in a bathroom in Tupelo, MI. He'll shave this time, right? No, cause he doesn't care what you want. Well, that's been obvious for a while now. Remember the last time, when he wouldn't grease your balls? I found that completely pathetic and had to leave the room in disgust.

He read about it in RAW Magazine! The only magazine in Canada!

RRR... here's the deal, and i'm only saying this once... Gerwitz is going to show up at your house and give you fellation while wearing an Xpac mask. Then he will let you book the show as he reminisces on how Xpac gave Gerwitz his first "mask" in a bathroom in Tupelo, MI. He'll shave this time, right? No, cause he doesn't care what you want.

RRR... here's the deal, and i'm only saying this once... Gerwitz is going to show up at your house and give you fellation while wearing an Xpac mask. Then he will let you book the show as he reminisces on how Xpac gave Gerwitz his first "mask" in a bathroom in Tupelo, MI.

and Steve William's phone number.

Why do we always come here? I guess we'll never know. It's like a kind of torture, to have to watch this show! screw you...I was trying IN VAIN to think of that.

Waldorf: Oh, Kane and Lita... what a moving moment. Statler: Yeah, I wish they'd move it to Pittsburgh. Waldorf: Oh god, it's the Diva Crap again, I wish I could go to the bathroom... Statler: Go ahead and go. Waldorf: I can't, I'm bolted to the chair.