The Amazing Rando

VIVA LA JAY SHERMAN!

I'd rather be Iron Man. That suit ruled. Or maybe Starscream from TF G-1, cause he ruled you, your school, and all da fools.

Well, I know where *MY* vote is going. *CLICK*

Bob Holly = Ian Zearing (or however that is spelled) from 90210 (or Melrose, or whatever) and if that doesn't work... The Undertaker = Bruce Campbell

"Mark Jindrack!" Fans: Who are you? Seriously, who the **** are you? How dare you mock the greatness that is Mark Jindrak!!! .... Fine. I give up. Mock.

Spike Dudley should join this fed, he'd be their HHH. Honestly, that's the craziest thing i've ever seen, and it started in 1986! I always wondered how many young kids knew it was fake back then.

Instead of "What?" it's "Zuh?" and he wants to be Vince McMahon's best friend in the whole world, going so far as to play the triangle and sing campfire songs like "This Little Light Of Mine". And that's the bottom line, cause it's not my fault.

Snitsky 3:16 says "It's Not My Fault I Just Whooped Your Ass" Gold.

The oddest part of last night though, was Lita looking completely DISTRESSED (as much as she can anyway) while Kane was being looked at by EMTs. She's falling for the big guy because of some shmuck that SHE SAVED from a beating. This is, and always will be, Lita's fault. It was her decision to enter the ring and stop Kane to save the guy, and it was her decision to get into words with Kane and leave the guy to his own devices. Sure, the end result was an accident, but it's HER fault it happened. She needs to stop blaming the poor guy and live with her mistakes. Seriously. It really wasn't Snitsky's fault, and that's the best part of the whole thing. The man speaks the truth. Just like Kurt Angle during Eddie/JBL Bullrope... Snitsky(Angle) is speaking the truth about the abortion (final turnbuckle) but then goes on to do even more heelish things like attacking Kane with a pipe and accosting Lita (costing Eddie the cage match) and getting heat for ALL OF IT. Yeah, that's right...I just compared SNITSKY to ANGLE... It's true, It's true. Oh, and for even better things, what Big Show (Kane) did to Angle (Snitsky...well almost did) is definitely considered assault and could even be attempted murder (sure, HBK survived it, but it COULD HAVE snapped his neck in kayfabe) and yet Big Show (Kane) comes back and is playing the face in the feud over the person that was almost killed in the first place. How about that... Gene Snitsky is your Kurt Angle Kane is your Big Show and Lita is your huge WWE mark.

Bob Barron is THIS CLOSE to being "chav", just get that boy some cheap gold jewelry.

That was creative Genius I am, ask my mom While she ties my shoes.

Slayer Slayer Bo- Bayer, Me My Mo-Mayer Fee Fi Fo-Fayer Slayer.

15 votes for Benoit, 15 for Stevie, all late last night. I would have kept going, but that's some boring work right there.

If La Parka wins...technically I should win, since I was the one bringing him up all the time, cause well...he's fucking La Parka.

that was the most retarded pin i've EVER EVER EVER seen.... EVER. It's sucked in a REVOLUTIONARY way.

"malfunction of the junction"

that's like three weak superkicks this show....

Edge disappeared...watch him win.

He can't nip up!!!!! That's Revolutionary!

Game 6 Tomorrow!!

Juice Box? WTF?

I'm sure Jericho is looking at him too... ...through a scope. Steady hands, Chris. Steady hands.

HBK's pose doesn't look good without the pyro behind him.

What does "Pearl Harbor" have to do with "White Chicks"?

Lawler: They could defend against Shawn Michaels and Jericho or whomever...