The Amazing Rando

My 10 match card: RAW: 1. Benoit vs. HHH II - World Heavyweight Championship, Submissions Barred~ 2. Jericho vs. Orton - IC Championship 3. Kane vs. HBK 4. Eugene vs. Ric Flair 5. Batista vs. Edge 6. Heat Match - Trish vs. Victoria OR La Rez vs. Hurricane/Rosey Smackdown: 1. JBL vs. The Undertaker - WWE Championship 2. Eddie vs. Angle 3. Rene Dupree vs. Booker T vs. John Cena - US Championship 4. The Dudleyz vs. RVD/Haas (with Rico injured and the possibility of Heyman going back and messing with RVD, Van Dam could use Haas as a partner for this match) - Tag Team Championship 5. Chavo vs. Rey vs. Noble - Cruiserweight Championship

Eugene is the non-heel Heel.

this is DRAMA people

No... "Lough is a baffleteel"

Then we have HHH dancing around, singing I've grown accustomed to his face, while groping his sledgehammer. Haven't you always wanted to see All Musical RAW, if only for one night? Opening Segment: "Hello" by the Beatles, as sang by Chris Jericho. Women's Match: "Cherry Pie" by Warrant - Stacy, Victoria, and Lawler Orton Match: the Evolution Theme Song La Rez Match: "Oh Canada" by Five Iron Frenzy, complete with Val Venis on trumpet. HHH interview: "Talk Dirty To Me" by Poison OR "Say Say Say" by Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney (with Flair joining in the duet) HHH Match: "I Am The Champion" ... Homer Simpson Stylez End of the show - All of RAW Roster singing "So Long, Farewell" from the Sound of Music EDIT: The Women's Match could also do a full chorus of "Let's All Go To The Lobby"

and then in the background you'd hear "Ladies and Gentlmen...the NEW WWE World Heavyweight Champion... The Amazing Rando" Cause there is NO chance of that happening.

Or playing Twister... HHH: GET FIRED UP EUGENE!! Orton: Uhmmm...Left foot Blue? Eugene: I'm Fired Up! HHH: We're gonna do this as friends! Orton: Uh...Right hand Red? Eugene: BEST FRIENDS!

Where the hell is William Regal~~??

Thank you for being in the group of wrestling fans with brains. I just turn the T.V. off and whistle a song that would get my ass kicked if I admited listening too. The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzergerald by Gordon Lightfoot???

If the WWE would have given as much time to Kanyon or SOH as they have given this stupid "contest", they could have used that 250,000 to have a REAL WRESTLER around.

dude... Bradshaw KISSED A BABY. That's so much heat, the only way to get more would have been to tear up the baby's autograph book and push the baby to the ground.

N....N.....NIDIA?!!!

Damn...everything just went SILENT all the sudden

Trish IS really hurt...and at least they are bringing it up.

it's a _____ On A Pole Match!!

Well what'd you want him to do? :/ Win with an armbar? Of COURSE, using a good chunk of Jericho's 1004 Moves against him in one fell swoop.

Sarcasm is wonderful... and HHH didn't take his shoes off in the Moon Room!

and the psychology means NOTHING... christ...

lookie! somewhat psychology

well then there is a chance that STYLING BATISTA~ could be IC Champ at Vengeance

i'd love to hear... GO JERICHO GO!

Since when does a NECKbreaker hurt the SHOULDER?

Why would Orton fall BACKWARD on an enziguri sell? a) Jericho is obviously tired, and would just be trying to get the win no matter what. b) Whiplash?

Yeah and he has a chance to go 3 for 3 if he could beat Randy Orton for the WWE Intercontinetal Title tonight. WOOO my 2,000th post!!! Thanks. And possibly 4 for 4 after he wins the weekly game of TROUBLE~ in the lockerroom after the show. "It's fun gettin' into Trouble~"

The current World Champion is curtain jerking and making rare appearances because HE'S NOT TRIPLE H. I really hate to say it, but it's the truth. Hell, they were saying at WM time that Benoit was basically holding it until HHH felt the need to get it back.