The Amazing Rando

SMARK. Basic Synopsis A new comic book called "Smark." has hit the streets and captivates a wide audience, all the while the mysterious writer hangs in the shadows...not wanting to reveal too much about his identity, even going so far as to use a pen name. The comic book itself is based in a world where professional wrestling is more than a career and sports entertainment....It is life. Cultures and Societies are based more on style and experience rather than race or religion. Governing over the entire world is one government, known as the International Wrestling Council, or IWC. This group, led by General Manago, has become corrupt and violent...using their resources to destroy those less fortunate. Out of the shadows comes a one man uprising, a man known as Smark Jones. Using anything he can, this masked man looks to take down the IWC one by one on his way to facing off with the General himself to hopefully restore order to the world in which he lives and fights every single day. As the comic book grows in popularity, fan clubs pop up around the world...none bigger than the Official Smark Jones Fan Club, whose members take the comic to levels of serious obsession. One day, the writer is out doing his daily routine, when a man rushes straight into him, sending both tumbling to the ground. The man gets up and sees the writer dazed and trying to apologize, but the man turns out to be running from the authorities, who close in now that the man has become tripped up. In a fit of anger, the man attacks the writer, only to be taken down in expert fashion. Confused himself, the writer has no clue how he just did it. The cops offer there thanks, but he is still in shock himself. A few more instances such as this occur, each time the writer becomes more and more confused...but finally the stark reality hits him. He has somehow become a real life version of his own creation. Struck with this fact, the writer takes it upon himself to use this new found power to do good in the world, and hopefully also garner publicity for himself in the process. In doing so, newspapers around the country pick up on the stories and this real life Smark Jones is the talk of the town---especially in the Official Fan Club. Seeing this "wannabe" as a disgrace to the legacy of the comic book hero, the fan club president is not pleased. Using his pull among the members, a group of them villianize themselves as a real life IWC...looking to put an end to the shenanigans of the writer. Due to the secrecy the writer has kept for himself, not even the fan club knows who exactly is behind the mask...but they want to put a stop to it. Contents The book itself will not simply be a novel. Instead, it will focus on how those involved, as well as the rest of the world, react to the real life battle that has came straight from the comic pages and into their lives. In no particular order, the book will contain one or many of the following: 1. Excerpts from "Smark." The Comic Book 2. Entries from the personal journals/diaries of the writer and the fan club president 3. Pictures, either from amatuers or the News. 4. Clippings from newspapers - anything pertaining to the Writer vs. Fan Club fight...editorials, actual news stories, anything. 5. Television News Scripts - see above. 6. Minutes from the Smark Jones Fan Club meeetings. 7. Drawings from the writer (basically for illustrative purposes throughout book) 8. Maps 9. Battle Plans from the fan club ("IWC") 10. Any other various documents I haven't thought of yet. Each "chapter" of the book would also contain a small narrative introduction to help aid in giving information to the reader that couldn't be given through the means mentioned above. Currently, this is pretty rough. Any feedback would be appreciated however.

Birdman RULES, period. The Jetsons Pollution episode is GOLDEN. George: We come from the future...Year 2002! Birdman: Uhmmmm...okay?

sometimes you scare me DH. Yikes. Just Yikes. and I agree with Malibu on both counts.

Yes, the Nintendo reference was teh awesome. Also, "e-mailed" can be clicked for another surprise.

I need to pay alot more attention to what has been going on as of late 'round here. Having not worked 40 hour weeks since '02 and now going back to them = barely any time for me. Either way, I'm actually going to be showing... OMG~

when reading "pwned" and speaking it in my head... "poned" is usually how i say it... I wouldn't expect to see it copyrighted, though i await the 'clever' net surfer that proves me wrong.

I wouldn't worry. So... the smark in me was wrong, as it underestimated the teenage boys of the world.

I find it funny that people are talking of Batista's clothesline being all credible and stuff... when JBL has had one FOREVER. I mean, sure...it's cool to see it getting cred and it makes Batista look like a serious badass cause he can put you down with one arm...but the SD champ has been doing it for years. EDIT: I know that wasn't very positive, but everything i would want to say has already been covered 10 fold in this thread.

I would only be pumped to see Helms as a supervillian if he was very business-like and somewhat megalomaniacal. Put him in a nice suit and have him be the smart villian to counteract Rosey as the strong hero. Strength would eventually win out, but not before being out-smarted numerous times to the jeers of the crowd, making his final victory that much more sweet. Have Helms bring in a giant bodygaurd to fight Rosey as well. I don't really have any suggestions for that role, but any self-respecting villian would do that, as well as destroying things valuable to the hero...like say...his new uniform! Even in kayfabe, everyone knows who Rosey is, and they kinda jump around Helms...so it would be hilarious if Rosey was forced to wrestle the bodygaurd guy in the S.H.I.T. gear just cause Helms trashed the real stuff.

And that thread will be yet another classic. Bank on it. Just remember that it was my idea so I can get some of the credit.

I feel a Batista vs. Canada thread coming on.

Batista should have his own stable called "The House of Style"

Batista is the male equivalent of a WWE Diva...with more wrestling talent.

Kane: Eric...not tonight, okay? I just want a little...a little...a little Me time. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK!? *Kane runs off crying into the shadows*

I know a GIRL that looks like the boy with glasses from that damn "Thunderbirds" movie...

SUPER ROSEY!! and a fucking ROSEY chant!

So to combat the Women's Wrestling Champion... Hurricane gets Stacy...the girl who can only "wrestle" when underwear happens to be involved.

Papa Shango

damn double post.

I think it would be hilarious if NEXT WEEK, Bisch's office was still fucked up. Just have it in a constant state of repair for weeks on end, in every city. Bischoff: I'll deal with Jericho later...but first...we need some new chairs in here!

"we had a party" ... beautiful answer.

I'd also laugh if there was no such thing as the envelope...and he just wanted to destroy the office.

Jericho: So...do you come here often?? He's trying to make the best of this

Holy shit...they did find a way on fixing it ON LIVE TV ...i thought it would just be a false vote tally every week

The smark in me is afraid Vince will see this quarter hour having low ratings...and blame it on Jericho.