The Amazing Rando

I love that subtle stuff, honestly. It is a main reason why I think stuff like THE FORKLIFT~ should happen every show. It gives fans little things to look for and with a good story behind it, it could bring back the "anything could happen" feel to the shows. I think that is a main reason why the NWO angle worked so well in the very beginning, as you never know what was going to happen and who was going to get shitkicked next. The Jimmy Hart moment in Orlando when he ran out and grabbed two guys and sent them to the back to help...that was genius. That is one of my favorite moments in wrestling ever for the sheer out-of-nowhere aspect of it, and I would love to see that kind of thing brought back.

Well shit, that could actually make Dinsmore into something respectable if they played it out over months and months and had at least one attack on every show. Like, one week some chump is mad at Kane, so he dresses as that guy and rushes out to attack, but Kane is like "uh uh, bitch" and throws up his hand up and chokeslams the little bastard into the floor. Then JR and King are like "OMGWTF Kane's gonna unmask the attacker!" and then it's just the guy that had beef with Kane. "OMGWTF It's just SO and SO, he's tricked us all!" Then as Kane lights up the fire... he gets a kendo stick to the back of the head by the REAL guy, and then the phony takes a few shots for good measure before he disappears. It would also be good to have some of the wrestlers absolutely paranoid with shit like "oh man, he hasn't gotten me yet" and do subtle things like locking doors behind them and still getting ambushed, only for the Mystery Man to disappear and never be seen.

I will say 2 years ago this week. As I believe HHH got the BIG GOLD BELT handed to him in Sept. 02

1. Foley 2. Rock 3. Piper 4. Austin 5. Vince 6. Flair 7. Hogan 8. Heyman 9. Cornette 10. HHH

I don't believe it's that 'new' because the rule has been around for a while. But it may not have been in the first couple of seasons.. And anyways, what Real Worlds had people visit home? That mostly occured on older Road Rules from what I can remember, if they were like near their town or something.. Christian's (season 2 of Road Rules...my favorite season) dad coming to Vegas was AWESOME. That was some good TV with Timmy and Christian like childhood friends and just having a blast. And earlier that season Effie spent Passover with relatives (or something like that)

Of course. There are few guys in the indies that it could work wonders for.

^ I understand, it just irked me to no end. I mean, I hate rap music, but when i'm at work that is all they listen to, and for a good bit of it I can at least say who it is, if not give any more details than that. I've probably heard the song "Lean Back" or whatever at least 40 times in the last two weeks thanks to work. *shudder*

I always wanted to have a silent asskicker around. Just a guy that doesn't wrestle, only appears randomly and beats people up...and then nobody sees him backstage. Ever. Kinda like a cooler one-man version of 3MW. Let the attacks be random, during commercials, interviews, whatever. He just can't be caught for months. The fans would be like "what the FUCK?" and shit, some would probably tune in just to see who he punks out next. He could go through the roster two or three times before someone is finally like "bitch!" and gets the upperhand on him, only for him to slip away and then start making all of his attacks on just that one person leading into a match.

But come on... THE CLASH?? I mean, they aren't the Stones or Zeppelin, but I knew who they were when I was in the fifth grade and this was long before i had any musical taste or knowledge whatsoever.

^ I believe that is how one wrestler can tell another he is okay without verbally doing so. Funny, yes...but sometimes necessary. ...Hear that ladies?

So today I head into work in quite the jovial mood, as I had been listening to the Clash all morning and the opening to "Rock the Casbah" gets my blood flowing and puts a smile on my face for reasons I can't describe. So my coworkers are like "why the fuck are you so happy?" and I say "Oh, I was just listening to the Clash." Their response: "WHO?" My jaw dropped, and I took the next ten minutes trying to explain to them who they were, how influential they were, and trying to list various songs by them in the HOPE that they will figure it the fuck out. Nobody did. The reason: "I like rap/country!" Every single person said this. I went through EVERY SINGLE EMPLOYEE over an eight hour stretch. Same conversation every time. Even the older employees were clueless. Please, I don't want to kill them, but I just might have to.

*sniff* I remember when these were the only things I was good at. Sort of. Or something. *slunks away*

Weirdo in the back with the glasses.

Easter Bunny: The year Genesis was released. Lesson: never go downstairs to tell your parents goodnight on a holiday eve. The rest i have no clue on, but probably about that same time. EDIT: Hogan & Warrior Wrestling Buddies?! Rawk.

I know I haven't been around lately but this caught my attention. TBS is fine and all... but i'd rather see TBS + Longdogger Ian vs. Frisco in a cage, cause come on... it would be a slaughter.

Damn straight I jump like mofo.

King: Didn't you hear, JR, Simon Dean INVENTED fitness!

JBL needs Brother Love OR The UnderFaker. ...or Leslie Neilsen. Any or All, I don't care. Then Undertaker will have to counter with the dreaded Farooq Asad (complete with shiny blue helmet)

HHH vs. HBK vs. Orton vs. Kane vs. Benoit vs. Snitzki .... Sledgehammers and Chairs Inferno Elimination Match.

I am the kind of person that looks at all the questions being asked of the bible and is stuck in a state of whether or not to believe in it. There are so many things that we will never really know, and because of that the Bible seems to have taken on itself as work of Creative Fiction Based On Fact. Is that the wrong way for me to look at it? Possibly. I can say that I have my beliefs in God but I just can not believe in everything. There are hardly any records as to how the book was written and who it was written by. One person? Many people? Could there have been an (gasp!) editor? And you know, if there is an editor then there arechoices to be made. Some things may or may not have been included that could give us now a better sense of the true nature of the book itself. What if what we have now is only a small portion of what was actually written? We don't know. Over a thousand years worth of interpretations can cause things to change and things could get left out. Who knows, in thousands of years there could be things missing from our decendant's version that we have now. There are so many unanswered questions that it's hard to see it as fact. What we can see it as is THEORY, and for now that is what I see it as. I have a belief in the theory, and that's all that I really can have. EDIT: And IDRM makes more sense than I ever could.

Can't you pause the DVD player and do ye olde Ctrl+Prnt Scrn? If you don't know what that is, hitting that combo does a "copy" of the current screen that you can paste into MSPaint. Then edit the pic where necessary, save, and Voila~

Christ...now Joey Matthews will have no reason to say "BY GAWD!" anymore. And that was one of the best things about Velocity.

See, the reason I took away the cars was because of the added memory it would take to have cars parked everywhere for use. It makes it easier to slap around a few dinky skateboards or even do them in the glowing orbs so they are always there when you need them and have a specific regen time.

i'm partial to "Jezebel" myself. Oh, and LATELY "This man is just raw power" seems to equate to "this wrestler sucks" for every hoss except Batista and possibly Kane and Big Show.

I'd mark if it was Gene "Baby Killer" Snitzki