The Amazing Rando

Are YOU A Mattitude/Litattude Follower? Come on? Are YOU a MLF?

Wait... Matt AND Lita Facts... Oh fuck that. Seriously.

when that old lady says "hellz yeah" i feel like shooting myself.

They are just going to forget about the Armageddon six man...but oh well. And who was the guy in the purple tights? Val Venis? Haven't seen that guy around in a while.

Drowning Pool?

don't they say it's "going to be over" every time they fight?

That was anti-climactic.

They should bring back the Time Limit Draw, now that Lawler offhandedly mentioned it.

who ever thought Charlie Haas would get gold before Shelton after the split?

The Goodbye Song. this is Bizarro World.

So Batista beats on Shelton's head...so Orton aims his attack on the shoulder. Perfect psychology there.

Orton can take thumbtacks, he can take barbwire, and hell...he can even take an accidental headbutt. He should just come out and say "I'm Hardcore! I'm Hardcore!" all the time like old school ECW Cactus.

That was quite the odd smack. NICE.

That would only work if he said it to Kane. Bisch: Kane...i'm sick and tired of your actions! Tonight, in this very ring...you will face... STEVIE RICHARDS!!!! *GONG* *GONG* *Stevie comes to the ring, wearing a long robe and being flanked by many jobbing druids. Stevie is then squashed in about 25 seconds.*

It's Stylizin' Batista~ If anyone needs a catwalk entrance...it's that guy.

"WHAT IS GOING ON?!" should become someone's catchphrase in honor of the new Joe Schmo-ness that has graced my tv screen.

I'd rather edit this double post. Dammit.

YES! JOE SCHMO 2!

Ha! That's great! Viccy might get fined for that! "Do not mention the crowd heat!" *slap*

I think a good 20 people have been trampled as the fans stampede to the bathrooms.

...but Jazz (the music) IS evil... or something. who knows.

Actually...i'd love to see Eugene come to the ring with the Undertaker music and the hat/jacket and rock that shit down.

Regal to get himself fired. or let Eugene take the fall.

"You are...an asshole" should stay Penn State/Vince MacMahon/Heel GM specific. I don't expect to hear it again.

Kane's question to Lita must have been "are you retarded?" because then the answer makes sense and so does Kane's behavior...as he is really fond of the handicapped as of late.