The Amazing Rando

tonight... David Benoit vs. Chris Batista... RIGHT HERE ON SPIKETV~

it would be creepy to see the Nitro opening tonight with WWE video in place of the WCW stuff... then have Bischoff come out and talk about how long he'd waited to do that...not so much for Benoit being champ...but for himself. It just so happens that Benoit won the title.

I enjoyed the other cruisers out there watching, and I think they should have stayed around after being eliminated too. ...because ya know, the guys in the division should care who their champion is. It should have been given 35-40 minutes at least, if not more. It's TEN GUYS and a Gauntlet Match, there could have been so many storylines woven in... Rey vs. Kidman Ultimo vs. Tajiri Rey vs. Tajiri Tajiri vs. Akio Nunzio shouldn't even have been in there... London would have been better. There could have been a London vs. Kidman section. Geez...so many things went wrong with that... it was just over way way too fast.

I didn't even look at the screen...I looked at the ceiling and prayed... I'm NOT kidding. When I heard the bell...then I looked and cheered and etc.

Taker should not get another title run. He doesn't need it. He is ABOVE it. It's time for guys like Rhyno & A-Train to get built up to credible uppercarders. Cena needs some good guys to feud with as TBS heads off to win the WWE Title at Summerslam (as a face against Angle). EDIT: Don't ask me about how I came up with that storyline idea... I'll post it in my Wrestling Idea journal tomorrow or something.

I didn't care about Bearer being there...it was certainly a Mark Out Moment though. All I wanted was Druids and Bearer...and I got both. Woo!

He is exactly what was advertised (barring his images in the videos) They said the Dead Will Rise... Biker Taker was buried...and so arised Dead Biker Taker. He even SOLD. What the FUCK? Kane should have whipped the shit out of him and Taker shouldn't even have hit his BACK. Now THAT is Old School Undertaker. He isn't old school, he is The Ressurected Biker Taker.

You can read my thoughts here, second post from the top. Read the rest too. For those that don't go, let's just say that i'm one Happy Rando.

Are you saying those gimmicks weren't competing for glory? How dare you. And yeah...it can't be anyone besides Hulk.

Frank Caliendo can do WAY more than THREE impressions...it just seems that those pop up the most often... he does alot of the old SNL cast...and can hit them pretty well.

Because his forgetfulness of storylines causes us to forget his spelling. It's in the vein of "if it's right, cool...but if it's wrong, that's okay too...nobody will notice"

...like me. *cough* WHAT?

It's been said that Jericho is writing much of his currrent storyline... how did he get to be able to do that? It seems like he is giving them the ideas and they are approving them (I guess that's how it would work), what is stopping a few of the underlings to step up to Vince or Creative and say "hey, if i come up with something good for myself and i can't get others to go along...can I do it?" ...they just may agree as long as it doesn't take away from the sHHHow.

Once a lumberjack...always a lumberjack... Cause ya know... Once ya go 'jack, ya never go back.

and my ideas get spun and warped around like teens mixing drugs... I couldn't be happier.

I'm not with Disney anymore... other than that... w00t~

0-4 is pretty much as bad as 2-7

it's WIGHT... and you sir shall adress him as "Raging Sumo Man" or be damned...BE DAMNED I SAY

Watch as Show becomes the goofy heel that can snap and kick your ass. The Bi-Polar Show.

The Big Show's Big Show?? with the Obscenely Tasty ShowTron 5000??

He kinda lowered his voice around the "F" ...I heard WW(drops voice)mumble(raises voice) ... but yeah... he said "W.E." as in World Entertainment...cause "Wrestling" has gone out the window... OMGZ CONAN SHOOTZ0RZ ON VINCE~

"did he piss somebody off in Creative?"

MANTAUR~ JUSTIN CREDIBLE~ BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...

HHH's Fantasy comes true as Chris Jericho becomes a simple pizza delivery boy. In the background, Orton wonders where the hell is Pizza Hut Four For All is. EVOLUTION ORDERS EXTRA CHEESE~!

I was hoping somebody would do it... as I don't have the time. Use the rosters I have listed up there...they make the most sense and provide good opportunities... my big ideas were Matt Hardy, A-Train, and the WGTT as faces and Kidman & Tommy Dreamer as heels. Bring in a few OVWers as well for the weekend show... Dinsmore & Nova as starters and others can follow...