The Amazing Rando

"...all they is saying, is that deep inside...WE ALL WANNA BE WHITE!" "well isn't that true?"

^ marks out.

compelling on-air character?? Wooden acting?? I think she needs to have a lonnnnng talk with Randy Orton.

This company grows more screwed up by the hour. Why hasn't Linda McMahon won a title yet? she's the only one that hasn't!

Again?? *Sits on the floor, dazed*

Yeah, my segment featured some superstar power...I had to conteract Landon showing up at the end. Thanks for not killing me, Coy. Congrats to Toxxic, as always. ...and everybody else that won....even those guys that got into the Main Event.

i'm waiting for him to tell the world that "millions of people download him every day"

Vince McMahon - Crack Smokin' Hobo. Christian goes on a spiritual quest...returns with the name "Daoist" Matt Hardy becomes suddenly updated with snazzier graphics, a pop-up blocker, and spam filter... thus becoming Matt Hardy Version 1.2 Rhyno gets hit in the head so hard that he believes he is Scooby Doo. Every time Paul Heyman asks if anyone knows what is going on, he looks over and says "Rhy know! Rhy Know!"

Donnie Darko 28 Days... 6 Hours... 42 Minutes... 12 Seconds... ...that is when the world will end. ----------- Cunningham: Good Morning, Middlesex! (Crowd kinda groans) Cunningham: Is that all the guster you can muster? I SAID Good Morning! (i like that more for the actions than the quote) ------------ Mr. Darko: You're bitchin, but you're not a bitch. ------------ Donnie: Why don't you ever take off that silly rabbit suit? Frank: Why don't you ever take off that silly man suit? ------------ I didn't even include the Smurf Rant or the Donnie Rants both toward Kittie Farmer and Jim Cunningham...or the fight at the dinner table at the beginning.

I'd buy a "Benjamaniac" shirt or a "Sheltoholic" one.

"The World's Greatest Fans"

When did "Hunter Hearst Helmsley" become known as "Triple H" or "HHH"??

According To Scroby: Raw Roster: Triple H Smackdown Roster: Everyone Else

Now that I think about it...they should put everyone's name in a box, pull a name... and that person should be stoned to death. Now THAT'S A Lottery.

Who says those that get called up SHOULD be called up? They just will be and we'll be forced to deal with it. I can see Dinsmore and Nova getting a chance...but I'll bet some baggage will be brought with them.

And those implants are ... You guessed it... The WWE Creative Team They just leak everything.

Matt Hardy STILL probably doesn't know. Seriously, if this is a work it's probably one of the silliest things ever. I mean, it does make sense in the kayfabe world of wrestling - Vince McMahon, Chairman, making this HUGE announcement to the world and letting everybody (even his own employees) be in shock. But in the real world, this makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

I apologize. But HHH will be on the same show with Angle. If he isn't it'll surprise me.

Angle will be HEAT EXCLUSIVE~

It's going to take an entire week's worth of meetings to figure out the most logical way to do this "random" lottery

"Randomly" drawn.

HHH will be on the show with the Cruiserweights. Because I can beat Jericho and HHH won't be on the same show...and with Jericho comes Trish, and with Trish comes the Women's Division...and both the Women's and Cruiser's divisions can't be on the same show...

To the fans...Benoit is World Heavyweight Champion. That is all that matters. Who gives a shit if it's "legit", the belt is handed to every champion, there just happens to be a match to signify that.

They shouldn't do that... but they will... Man...SD needs more World Championship-worthy MEers that haven't feuded alot before. All they got is Angle, Eddie, Show, and Taker (but I really don't want to see Taker with that title). The only plausible MEers the WWE has are those that I just mentioned and Benoit, HHH, HBK, Edge(?), and Jericho. The WWE needs more than those 8 guys to run with the boat for a while so they can push up guys like Cena, Rhyno, A-Train, Booker, and I would bet money that the WGTT will be broken up by Xmas and then into singles action.

Okay... "Above" totally wasn't the word I should have used. Taker DOES NOT NEED the Title. Like HHH holding the IC Title in 2001... it just doesn't need to happen. I hope he just hangs around, lets everybody mark out for a while, and then goes out with a bang never to be seen again.