The Amazing Rando

pfft... I *wish* I got groupies... I have Spike Jenkins tailing me constantly cause he thinks I got some weed...but he's should know I don't do that shit, and no matter how many times I tell him, he doesn't seem to understand. ...but I can work with a tour bus, I would think. I guess that means I need a driver. (thinks)

In an old efed, once a month or so I would write a "road trip" RP, which was basically myself and my tag partner driving to the next event. I thought it would be cool to bring them back, but seeing as how I'm not in a team or a stable at present moment, I really can't do that. So I wondered...who does your wrestler travel with? Some of these are no-brainers: The Unnamed The Trinity W&D The House of Todd Riley & Bukkake Coy's RV ...but what about the rest of us? And besides who, what kind of vehicle is being driven? Rental car? BUS? limosuine? do you fly? ride horses? In closing - yes, I'm bored - but this is a fun subject.

::sigh:: I'll be over here in the corner if anyone needs me... You know, to post Lockdown or something... I was only mentioning the "new" things.... you know i'd take a run around your bases anytime... in a heterosexual way of course.

that was me, TNT... I have... The Box Set In 3D The Food Album Al's version of "Peter And The Wolf" Bad Hair Day Alapalooza Off the Deep End Running With Scissors Poodle Hat ...for the opposite of that...I own every Metallica album but the first one and the last one.

I, too, am with Thugg on the "surprise" part... though when I was thinking earlier today (before the match went up) and about who showed...I just sat there thinking "Grap is gonna win this" ...and I wasn't dissappointed. (Y) Thumbs Up. (this goes for everyone...even the losers that showed. And that includes Tom, Landon, and Danny). (Y) EDIT: Glorified Hippy. I like that. No tie-dye though... my friends refer to me as "stoned without the drugs" ...so that's what you will see.

Being only in the WF for...oh...5 days, I can't much say anything good or bad about what King did for the past year or so...but I can say that when I needed someone to help me out or give me advice, he was always there - and I know in the future he will still be there. Z, Thugg, & Thoth? What a team. It's gonna be a fun year.

Can you voclanize my tires whilst I wait, monsignur?

I stick with 2GOLD's post... If you bury someone alive...and they come after you throwing lightning bolts and shit... I don't care how badass you are or what kind of powers you have... you techinically killed them --> and coming back isn't an option unless your initials are J and C

My Sarcasm Detector just blew a hole in my ceiling.

I own WAY too much Weird Al... (i have his Box Set, people) I haven't listened to any Less Than Jake recently, even though I own every album they've put out (except for 2 or 3...Pesto, Live from Uranus...and maybe one other)

I only dig Sandy's better because the graphic has one wrestler shooting another. That's just class.

I enjoy it because I seriously seriously mark for the old school Taker. One of the characters that really got me into wrestling and the first character i looked at and went "DAMN that's a fucking monster" (this was in 1993 mind you) I want druids and all that other crazy OLD shit. I want the fans at ringside with the wreaths, and the omnious music. What I don't want...is the Ministry. Any of it. No symbols. No crucifixions, NONE of that. NONE.

where is THIS going?

The Orton Chinlock has gotten more screentime this show than Spike Dudley

Hebner is a LEGENDARY referee ...

Austin seems to have a history of stealing gold....

I just wanted to tell Marvinisalunatic that Tony Clifton is appearing on VH1 at random points for this special they are doing on stand-up comedy. Oh...and I should've called the Figure Four tapout when Jericho hurt his leg... I was too worked up about the LIGHTNING~!

Matt Hardy should throw fireballs.... or transform into A-Train

Andddddd Mattfacts have jumped the shark....

I have skill.

Next Week: Guys in dark cloaks come out with a coffin OR two fans in the front row with black flowers and gothic facepaint.

I called it... i'm happy.

LIGHTNING~!!!! *marks out*

Paranormal or Paranoia? Yes.

i'm not being sarcastic here...i just wanted to say that was sweet.