The Amazing Rando

You need to file a key down or cut it so that it is like ... _^_ so that the raised parts are at the lowest "height" at which a key can be cut. The key you use also has to be able to fit into the victim lock all the way without first being cut. Then you simply push the key in all the way, then pull it out one notch or raised ridge, then put a little pressure on one side and tap the other side. the force will jar the cylinder loose and allow the key to turn the lock.

Your bathroom floor? Did you envision the flux capacitor?

Was. RIP and such.

Good point. I...just yesterday...was wondering why there has never been one of those "Power Team" gimmicks in a major fed. I mean, they've done pretty much everything else, a big guy crushing boards and cement blocks through the POWER OF THE LORD wouldn't be that much of a reach.

They only pulled the coma crap because so many people bitched about Optimus Prime dying in the TF Movie.

Well I'd say the WCW TV title isn't exactly having the best of luck lately.

maybe he has his sights set on being as successful as Jim Neidhart.

Did Kenny watch Summerslam 05 before his match tonight?

Its Iowa! They get crazy over being the first state to get to vote in Presidential primaries. I have to assume this is the biggest event to ever emenate from Souix City. It's got to be one of the smallest markets to ever host a Raw. What about that market that Booker T and Steve Austin brawled in?

Please never put those two words together in that context again. Id hate to think of what would happen if he ate skittles while watching OU Football. While sitting next to Dr. Death. and seeing Austin anally rape a midcarder. And seeing a nude, prone, helpless bischoff covered in BBQ sauce I'm already at half mast, quit. If you mention Ed Ferrara being drug through a field of two dollar steaks by a government mule I might have an orgasm.

Main event. Three way with Gangly Man and Receeding hair line. Khali and Hogan?

Please never put those two words together in that context again. Id hate to think of what would happen if he ate skittles while watching OU Football. While sitting next to Dr. Death. and seeing Austin anally rape a midcarder.

Only if you mean the kind of "flair" Judy Garland had.

"Kevin who?"

Randy Orton isn't on Shad Gaspard's level yet. Give him a few years.

Kidman must have fucked up bad.

UMAGA VS. LASHLEY!! THE WORLD SCREAMS FOR IT!!

Don't you mean "make it ever more super/crazy"?

UUUUUUUuuuuuUUUUuuuuuUUUUUMAGA~!

Harry Smith vs. Bobby Lashley~ book it.

I think Batista should do Conan O'Brien's little hop when he comes out onto the stage area.

I'm voting for the guy that seems upset by "This Is Our Country". He appears to be level-headed and has his finger right on the pulse of the American people. He'll be President some day. And he'll drive a Benz.

Smarkipedia. Wiki already has a pretty deep wrestler/move database...but the shows are usually just quick results and maybe how many people attended. Those kinds of things could definitely be expanded on. There are tons of avenues there, and is something that a core group of guys around here could do fairly easily.

NO! I want Kennedy to win the title at GAB.

"Ron Simmons LOVES the vanilla ice cream, Cole!"