The Amazing Rando

"NOT VAL VENIS~!!"

He's used to it.

Edge and Orton are going to proceed to, individually, piss off every single tag team on Raw. If they do two teams a week, they'll be done by next Monday.

"You're Welcome!"

There's a shirt waiting for that catchphrase, and it'll look like shit.

"That's what got you kicked the first time, Grisham". KICK HIM AGAIN!

Yeah, HHH used it. I remember seeing it against Booker at Wrestlemania, I think. He didn't use it much, though.

Reverse Indian Deathlock... yeesh. "California Dreams" ... Zack Malibu just had an orgasm.

"...and Jericho with a hair pull! Unorthodoxed!"

I don't think it'll help. When Vince goes stupid, he goes mind-bogglingly stupid. Good thing "Boggle" is only a three-minute game.

Don't brace, go in limp so it doesn't hurt as much.

Slight Trash Compactor for the victory!

And he sells better than Batista already.

Uneasy Tag Team Alliance vs. Uneasy Tag Team Alliance (with Titles) ... Where's Steve Austin to ref?

This is pretty much what's wrong with the idea. The forums were built with a history outside of any actual website. (Meaning, it didn't/doesn't need a main site to survive and bring in new posters). Most websites start out small, build a following, and THEN get forums. TSM didn't need that because it had already done it. Also, writing about wrestling is rough. It's hard to have an original thought because there are so many people constantly debating every facet of news that comes out. The only thing that could be done is to do things more comedy based stuff, or maybe things like "Re-writing The Book" at Wrestlecrap. If people want to write about sports, pop culture, etc, it's entirely welcome, but again most things can be talked about in the actual forums and get tons more feedback and discussion. This place is way too interconnected to need a secondary place for information. It definitely doesn't need a starsmucks coffee house. I don't even drink coffee.

One of my favorite spots from last night was Khali laying the CHOP down on Randy Orton, and Orton dropping like a Mortal Kombat character.

Benoit went out, I believe, while the cameras were showing Miz's entrance.

Ah well... I can see that happening this year then, as well.

Edit: Zack winz.

Well last year wasn't HHH the last Raw guy to be thrown out? He ended up going against Cena. And the year before that Cena and Batista were the final two for each brand and both of them went on to Wrestlemania. It seems to be like it's becoming tradition for the last guy from each brand getting the shot. (It didn't happen at WM 20, but that was because Angle beat Show/Cena at No Way Out, and really, neither Show/Brock nor Show/Eddy would have been good Wrestlemania main events. )

It always amazes me how fast Taker can actually move, considering the early 90s was slow, plodding, destructive Taker. I still kinda miss that version of the gimmick because it was one of my favorite things ever when I first started watching. The same thing happens when I watch HBK/Diesel from WMXI ... Nash just TAKES OFF at the beginning of the match, and you know within like two years he just couldn't even do THAT anymore.

Nevermind. Damn you all and myself for leaving this window open whilst I hunted around.

Sandman came in, caned everybody, but Booker kinda snuck up on him and got him out. And yeah, Miz came in and got caught by Khali and was gone in mere seconds.

I played my Game Gear with the adapter as well, but i was the BOMB at Bases Loaded (3, maybe).

IF BATISTA WINS, WE RIOT! ... bring it, Detroit!