The Amazing Rando

Candice with the Erik Watts Special Dropkick...

I think HBK should make a "Desire" video of sorts with the Philosopher Kings "New Messiah", minus all the sexual references.

I am actually expecting Cena to play Foley from the Foley/Rock Halftime Heat match and put something incredibly heavy on Umaga's body so he can't answer the 10.

I would think if Cena just hopped over the ropes, Coach would go "no no" and restart it.

Randy Orton, Legend Caregiver. He walks Moolah and Mae Young across the street.. He lays down for the Undertaker.

...and then Brock's gonna pop out of the ground and F-5 him.

"Hey Ladies...wanna fuck the man that broke the Masterlock?" LMAO! Oh shit that is fucking great! "I'll knock you out and you'll see why I'm the Million Dollar Dream, doubt me and you know I'll make you STFU..." You know, something like that.

Only if he starts putting inanimate objects into the Masterlock...you know like suits of armor, divas, shit like that.

And Super Crazy wins with The Bret Hart Finish

"Hey Ladies...wanna fuck the man that broke the Masterlock?"

"I'M SUPER! I'M CRAZY! I'M JUSTIN CREDIB...I MEAN...SUPER CRAZY!"

Watch out, Vince might put him through surgery to make him a bigger one.

Cena could do entire promos where he imitates Vince and HHH arguing about how much Cena gets cheered.

Vince probably came up with the idea for Brother Love like he did for "Puke".

"How about some good wrestl--" YOU'RE FIRED!!!

Not as good as Taker's "If you sleep with your sister say What" from a few years ago. Edit: Damn you CV.

Oh wait... I have to mention... ZACK ATTACK~

When has THAT ever happened?

In the time it took Nitro to pull the mats up, Jackson Browne sang the entire "Load Out" song, and then Great Khali chopped him and a capella'd "Stay"

Joey Mercury looks like Poser Hannibal Lecter

Johnathan Coachman: Brawl Cop

Only if Miz wins can I accept such a thing.

"Weren't you all at the booking meeting?"

Lots of squashing more deserving superstars....

all downhill now... "a BLAZE OF GLORY!!!!!"