The Amazing Rando

I have a penchant for remembering things that really should never being remembered. Mostly a lot of pointless crap from my daily life over my lifetime. Like, I remembered the all-red opening to Transformers: The Movie and I hadn't seen that since I was 4 and didn't see it again until I was 18 or 19. Dumb shit like that sticks with me.

Allowing a champ to govern over their own division, such as Cena over who battles for his championship, would completely destroy the Big Tough Face vs. Evil Heel Authority Figure Dynamic. That would definitely not be allowed. It also would stink and make some matches very predictable. Note: Yes, I know that most matches now are predictable, but this would be worse.

Old joke, based on how Val Venis, for a good few months in late 04 (i think) was the jobber du jour for damn near everybody, and I'm sure there was a good chunk of the IWC that hated how he was being used at that time given he had shown potential in the "Chief Morley" role. So, when coming back from commercial to show Val in the ring waiting to be destroyed, "Not Val Venis!" became a catchphrase. I want to say it started at one of the ill-fated OAO Boards during that debacle, but I enjoy running things into the ground. I don't get any real chance to use it now though, considering how little Val is used on TV these days.

CAUSE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN WWE!! Not anything. We'll never hear, "YOUR NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, VAL VENIS!" "NOT VAL VENIS~!"

Kal Penn plays a villain in the new season of 24. That's what I means, I believe.

CAUSE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN WWE!!

Yep, Shreveport.

Parcells just retired.

It was on Raw the very next night. Great match if you can find it.

Russo probably read that Heyman got sent home and thinks he's open to come to TNA without even bothering to actually check with the guy.

Consider it Found. Mick Foley Video It's this video that reminds me how much I'm going to sob like a little girl when Foley buys the farm.

I only found out about it because I was searching for a "You Have Died Of Dysentery" shirt that wasn't the odd large-lettered ones.

they are basing it off WWE criteria...and Bulldog was around longer and did more.

22 Short Films About Springfield? Yeah, I could count that as a gimmick.

Actually, at this point it would be BEST if he retired with the streak and had that as his big legacy. Not that I want him to win the title, but I'd rather he win it (and then drop it over the summer) than lose and break it.

I picked up Nw0 04 and Backlash 04 ...a hair above 10 bucks. I just picked from the 4 dollar ones, or I probably could have spent another 20 bucks. ^^ It also talks about the Survivor Series 07 change on Wikipedia, which I saw early this morning.

They aren't models...or at least, most of them aren't. They ask people to take pictures of themselves in the shirt and send it to them.

I picked up Para Poppins, and a link has been in my sig for like two weeks. I want the Pessimist/Optimist and White Milk/Chocolate Baby ones...but I need to wait till I have a bit more cash. It also sucks that it takes like three weeks for delivery.

Who?

Drew Carey's "What's Wrong With This Episode" Episodes... not that I *loved* them, but they worked for a gimmick.

who the hell are THEY going to use it for?

Of course he knows. He's my biggest supporter of the project. It's hard to explain exactly why the entire idea came about, but let's just say the conversations between me and him and the conversations between the two characters in the story are fairly similar. It's pretty much that IDRM likes to talk, and I like to listen. The actual plot...I really can't explain. When people ask, I jut say it's about a guy that drinks rat's milk. If you want a copy of what I have so far, I can PM it around.

That's pretty much exactly why I like it. It has an old west feel, but with "heavy shit".

Eh, fuck people...here's some more... (from earlier in the story... about 60 pages earlier) ...David speaks first.