The Amazing Rando

probably because he's a Colonel.

and almost went twice as long.

Hardy should have done that to the Undertaker...he could have been undisputed champion for a few days.

Razor was the one who went under the ladder on the entrance and he was the one who did the job.... All I remember is someone walking under it and someone doing the "no no" finger wag before sliding around it. For some reason I was picturing Razor NOT going under it, since he went on to win. Shawn did the "no no" finger. Razor did walk under the ladder...but later he was put under the ladder by Shawn. I actually think that clip is in the "Tell Me A Lie" video, which is why I remember it.

Nowinski was on his way until all that bad shit happened.

Razor was the one who went under the ladder on the entrance and he was the one who did the job.... All I remember is someone walking under it and someone doing the "no no" finger wag before sliding around it. For some reason I was picturing Razor NOT going under it, since he went on to win.

"That ladder not made of chocolate!!"

I hope Jeff loses, and then lays on the outside with the microphone coughing and spitting and screaming "I'm not down yet! You can't keep me down!' all while hacking and wheezing.

Nitro should have watched WMX before he went sliding under that ladder like that.

Gabriel Iglesias?

Carlito, Lawler, Boogeyman, Sandman and Dreamer vs. Masters, The Miz, Kevin Thorn, Hardcore Holly and Viscera? Only if we get Bradshaw on commentary to hate on the Miz. "I hope Viscera pulls a Bradshaw on hi---I mean...I hope he sits on him."

She's busy getting that implant fixed that she popped when London landed on her. Imagine what would have happened in Hong Kong would have landed on her...she might have broke her leg!

the only spike Lawler knows is the one where he adds alcohol to the drinks of girl scouts.

WWE presents TNT! "Taped from Smackdown...it's TUESDAY NIGHT!!"

I think the team of Orton/Edge/Nitro/Helms/Knox should be known as "The Five Bottoms", because they are going to just get raped on Sunday.

The Rock I don't think Don Murraco can get out of prison in time. I'd recommend Kevin Nash but he'd tear a hamstring just picking up the phone. It's kinda scary when the only thing Nash can't seem to break is a sweat.

Flair because he's the only one in the match not under the age of 45? I would say Kenny because his matches don't follow a paint-by-numbers formula (SSquad matches excluded)

Vince McMahon's Ladder Legdrop comes out of retirement and takes the fifth spot. ...or Steve Blackman.

this show needs MISTER KENN-AH-DEEEE!

DX/Cena/Flair vs. Orton/Edge/Show/Kenny ... that's not too bad

Tonight.... RAW BOWL!

When Show is saying he's the captain of the most dominant SurSer team...he's talking about 1999.

Counting JR, Lawler, and AA...there's enough guys out there for a Rumble. Let's go!!

HHH puts over Punk!? ...kinda sorta sorta kinda....

I was gonna make the damn Rumble joke... Fuck Shawn.