The Amazing Rando

Even Punk's rocking the X on his shirt.

Slowly but surely...the ENTIRE ROSTER CURTAINJERKS... except DX.

Except in the tag Fight For The Right tournament the teams have to get from the ring to their cars in the parking lot and have to try to beat out the traffic from the fans leaving after they announce the match. First eight teams out are in the tournament. Seeding involves getting run over by other cars, teams are seeded in the order they arrive at the hospital.

It seems Taker sees something in him, though. I mean, it's been a long while since we've seen him so willingly get one-upped by a newcomer. Mankind, Kane, Brock... everyone else that got any sort of rub from Taker was already well enough over that each person could take a loss or two and not be affected.

I could see Kennedy really doing that in real life, too.

Kazarian really sounded like Raven when the Movement interrupted Eric Young. Sort of looked like him too. That was creepy. Bentley looked like he got gangbanged by Jeff Hardy, Shannon Moore, and the Bratz girls, however.

A Piranha Tank Match. That's wonderful.

I've never seen a Walmart not open 24 hours. I didn't think the laws of physics allowed such a thing.

Who got his planned storyline? Lashley?

Would his finisher be the Fogg Splash?

They all worked in the independents before going into WWF/ECW for quite awhile and constantly traveled as they were from the same area and worked the same shows. And Christian Cage, Edge (as Sexton Hardcastle), Rhino (last name Richards), and Joe E. Legend were also a stable for a time.

Too bad it's not a requirement for the in-ring talent.

I just noticed the railing around the ring was the metal railing with a black sheet over it.

I'm waiting for someone to do a little homework on an arena and wrap one around an entire deck.

"His hometown fans....he lives a few HOURS away" ... that's like saying that JBL wrestling in Oklahoma City is in front of his hometown fans.

The tag team in the ring. They are fighting for the tag titles tonight.

*hoof hits ground twice*

I'm sure that would burn. mustard is fairly acidic.

She should've ran out there preventing Umaga and TBS from beating Cena down. Talking her way out of it, distracting them so Cena could get the upper hand, just something. Then, next week, she turns heel on Cena saying how fucking easy that was and asks why he didn't do the same thing for her. She shows them her tits like Julia Stiles in "10 Things I Hate About You", then she and CM Punk go play paintball while Semisonic plays in the background. Julia Stiles.....did her career die? Julia Stiles.....has tits? Well uh figuratily speaking I guess........ I think she isn't in movies anymore because they ran out of movies for her to be the white chick the black guy dates. She did "10 Things" first...actually...she was on the show "Ghostwriter" first, but that's besides the point.

Spot welding wouldn't stop her.

Jeff probaby thought Lita was Terry Taylor.

That joke would have flowed better as "HBK, Mr. Religious, probably learned how to speak that jive from Reverend Slick" or something so that you weren't answering your own question with it's suitable punchline. Also, since the skit itself was a bit of an Airplane! reference, a good "Surely those two might have tickets." "Yes, they might, and don't call me Shirley" would have been appropriate, albeit overused. "It looks like I picked the wrong day to stop watching Heroes" would also be acceptable.

HBKotz... fo sheez.

HBK doing their catchphrase = teh weaksauce.