The Amazing Rando

"This n****r is making me THIRSTY!"

"I AM NOT A NUGGET! I'M A TWO TIME WWE CHAMPION, DAMMIT! WOOOO!!" ...Orton is more the "Keith Hart" of the group.

Gotta love Orton using a resthold that actually involves him moving around a little.

Pittsburgh doesn't have any medical facilities. Kurt Angle: Why are you booing me!? I was born right down the street at Mercy Hospit-- (The Rock attacks him, grabs mic) Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU WERE BORN!!

It's a Chekov's Gun for the Hardyz winning the tag belts. Edit: If you don't know what a Chekov's Gun is...wiki it.

"Rated RKO"

They'll have it removed for copyright infringement.

Edge, Orton, Hogan, Benoit, and Rey Mysterio should face off against Kane, Undertaker, Foley, Xpac, and RVD to see who's team of random tag partners is better. (Edge has won the tag titles with each of his team, and Kane has done the same with his team)

Somebody's gonna get shot up in here!

That would have been funnier if Monty Brown would have EXPLODED through the back of the stage and pounced the guy.

who the fuck is that...

He'll lose in 13:32.

BONZAI! The man's got a point.

They wanted King Booker to lose for some reason, I guess.

UMAGA SMASH TECHNOLOGY!! TV BAD!!

the one guy kinda looked like Kip James. (OMG INVASION)

No mention that it was the "Terri Invitational Tournament"

I don't think Bret Hitman Clarke will be able to make it though... Why do people always spell that with an "e" at the end? It's not like it was on the chyron, he just said "Clark", that's all.

King beat him, so we'll have to watch him one more time. I hope they don't tell King it's a "rubber match", who knows what he'll show up wearing.

I want a cookie.

Carlito with a walk-through

King should pull a Super Crazy and beat Masters.

He ground it down into pills.

Should've compared him to Fritz.

It's not HIS age he's worried about.