The Amazing Rando

I doubt any pins that happen during the Scramble will count toward an "overall" count. I think it'll only matter if someone other than Punk wins.

It is kinda sad how many title reigns some people have nowadays. Mickie is already a four (and more than likely eventually five) time champ. I know it's a little different since they have only one belt they can really win (Chyna aside) but even Jericho is like an 8 time IC champ and some guys have numerous tag title reigns (some with completely different partners).

Pegasus Kid mask in a GNC bag.

Jushin Liger's old mask in a Malt-o-Meal Apple Zings bag.

I think Beth is going to pin Mickie, Santino is going to rush around and celebrate and crap, and then tomorrow both former champs will get rematches. Beth will pin Mickie again (with Santino's help), but when the moment comes for Beth to help Santino she will be distracted somehow and Kofi will win the IC title back.

I'm reasonably sure Kane started asking "Is he alive or dead" before, but Rey disappeared when he started carrying the bag out. Rey's last match was earlier in the night before Kane started the bag thing. I mean, on July 7th Rey d. Santino, and later that night Kane attacked Cole/King.

I love Jericho's "Save_Me" tron. Also, since when has he started wearing shorter tights?

I like Adamle's match-making. He's making it hard on all parties involved.

Santino rules. Beth Phoenix, IC Champion.

That was fantastic. Not so much the beatdown, but everything that seems to be implied by the beatdown. Edge is going to be a psychotic mess the next two weeks, and it's going to be fun to watch.

It's a stable, "Prince Justice" is an old ring-name of Abyss.

I said it in the CTDWAT but I think Adamle really needs to just be deadpan and quite serious, but in a super sarcastic way. And he has to mess with EVERYONE. He also shouldn't be swayed by any compliments. If they try, it should be answered with a "you all made fun of me, screw you" type of response and then some crazy wrath. I also stand by my idea that Kofi Kingston should get special treatment, even though he does not want it.

Since I've been at work all day and missed the craziness of the Raw thread, I want to say that I want a totally deadpan sarcastically serious Mike Adamle as GM. Just a "yep, you heard me" type of look on his face every time he fucks someone over and no over-the-top evil cackling or uber-heelness. Also, I want him to just fuck over EVERYBODY. ...except Kofi Kingston. Make him the reluctant recipient of Adamle's gladiating love.

That was the perfect ending to that show. Seriously. It was unexpected and creates a really good reason to tune in next week.

Chris Jericho says we deserve this. It'd be great if the last episode of Jericho's Highlight Reel is used to transition him into the G.M. I'd hate that, and I don't think Jericho is enough of a prick to put Michael Cole into a tag team match. Maybe make King's partner one-eyed Shawn and we might have something, but Jericho would probably expect HBK to win the tag belts in that situation.

This is the entire reason Mike Adamle is here tonight. for Koffee Kingston.

part time girlfriend associate. oh yes. sign up today, ladies.

It should be like the Seth Green/Lauren Ambrose relationship from "Can't Hardly Wait"

Both of them are probably thinking the exact same thing... "I've never felt love from a man before"

That "double FU" was really horrible.

Orton will have blond teenage pubes in his teeth.

Hell, I think having glass in my back might slow me down a little bit or at least put a painful grimace on my face. Adrenaline only does so much.

A more effective way would have been to keep just one camera, show JBL's initial attack, have JBL screaming that the camera be turned off and as the camera backs away JBL goes to his car and ALMOST runs him down, stopping just short and getting out and basically saying "I could have done it, I really could have" and just walking away as the show fades out. That would have worked better and wouldn't have involved "OMG! The two cars collided and Cena barely escaped" and it wouldn't have had the three camera shoot that included an angle pointed from Cena's POV.

"The Polish team has shown up with cans of paint thinner and the French and Italian Teams have been barred from the building......."

Only if he wore tissue boxes on his feet and built a model of Brother Love out of wood... a Spruce Bruce.