Spaceman Spiff

*marks out*

C'mon Bisch! Fuck up Vince!

I can only imagine they were expecting *a lot* more heat than that announcement got...

Jackie * Stacy ME-ing Raw! ... ...

Castrol - "generates more heat than ever before" Maybe Randy Orton should get some of that stuff. *ba-dum-bum-CHING*

Um, when did he ever go face? You can't pull a heel turn when you're already heel.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

Book couldn't have had a regular backstage segment? He didn't need Bisch strolling by to get on camera.

I'm guessing Adrian cracks & tells Christopher that the FBI's been into her for a while. Chris tells Tony, and Tony forces Chris to whack Adrian, with the threat that if he doesn't, Tony will take them both out.

I'm still surprised they used a backstage segment to 1st show Bisch on WWF/E television. The embrace w/ Vince should have been his "introduction", as that would have produced more of a "holy shit" moment than it already did. Showing him backstage prior to that moment took away a lot of the surprise for me.

And I hate to sound like a generic Smark, but it's all the WWE's fault. He ran away from Lesnar and his fat, balding GM friend on SD!, came to Raw, and was booked as little more than a nuisance to the HHH/HBK feud. I no longer care about Benoit's title chase. He "ran away" from Brock and Heyman? The same Heyman who was pissed that RAW stole Benoit? That guy? -=Mike Benoit had to be willing to go to Raw for Raw to "steal" him. How else would it happen? Bisch and Austin kidnapped him in the parking lot after the Rumble, threw him in the trunk of their car, and brought him to Raw? Or, he could have made Heyman's & Brock's lives a living hell until the had no choice but to give Benoit a shot @ Brock for the title.

My mock election -- back in '92 -- gave it to Perot, of which I voted for... Oh yeah, top this: Jerry Brown/Howard Stern ticket got our nomination.

I think he meant this part (above) didn't make sense.

"You got over without the company pushing you. On your next turn, advance only 1/2 the total dice roll." "You're a mid-to-upper card heel. Undertaker has returned from an extended leave. You are squashed, and lose 1 turn." "You played college football. Jim Ross loves you. Collect $100." "You don't work 'WWE Style'. Roll only 1 die for the next 5 turns. If you roll odds, advance the number on the die. If you roll evens, move backwards the number on the die."

"Vince hogs air time. Lose 1 turn." "You are 6'10", 295 lbs. Collect $100 from every player." "You are too quiet backstage. Lose 1 turn." "You are too vocal backstage. Lose 1 turn." "You didn't shake Droz's hand. Go directly to OVW. Do not pass 'Push' (Go), do not collect $200." "You were a big name in a competing company. Pay each player $100."

Income Tax = "Work in OVW" Luxury Tax = "Backstage Heat w/ Management"

It's "free parking".

But, it was a good match. Better than the Raw tag title match.

Jail = Job Go = Push

Agreed. The amount of time given to the fucking recaps is ABSURD, it takes OVER half the shows...Heat and Velocity both last about 19-23 minutes with all that shit edited out. I started a thread about this (cutting recaps out of Velocity) a while ago, and the common reason for keeping them was for people who don't get UPN. Recaps on Velocity catch them up on major happenings on Smackdown. Myself, I'd prefer to cut them out.

Carter's brother.

Flyers lose to the Bruins. That's, what, 3 straight losses w/ Burke in goal? It's not all his fault, obviously, but I think they gotta put Niitty back in goal for a few games to see if he can turn things around.

That's not her. Or, at least, I don't think it looks like Vicky.

Didn't like GI Joe?! Man, GI Joe followed by Transformers (it may have been the other way around) was *can't miss* TV. "I'm he Viper. I've come to vipe your vindows." - 1 of the best episodes of the series.

Well, they moved Big Show to SD under pretty much the same circumstances (no cred, jobbing left & right, no direction on Raw), and it turned out pretty good for him. It could work, provided the WWE *wants* to build up Booker, which I highly doubt.