Rob E Dangerously

on checking my zipcode and entering the data, it turns out i'm in a zipcode with 91% white people and 3% African-Americans. It's pretty much the same for the entire town. But, the town had segregated schools until sometime in the 50s before the Brown decision, if I recall correctly. (The county split is 68-23) I'll also use this occasion to mention that I should get something from Arthur Bryant's again. So yeah, the idea of "Treat people fairly" is pretty good. If Condi runs, she will have her record as NSA and Secretary of State to defend and all that

My projections for Big Red though age 41 3590 games (record) 14221 at-bats (record) 4846 hits (record) 2862 runs (record) 776 doubles (second all time) 81 triples 862 home runs (record) 2820 RBI (record) 1419 walks .341/.401/.589 The Total Package! Projected stats Age 40: 149 games, 170 hits in 562 AB, 31 doubles, 23 HR, 86 runs/82 RBI, .302/.369/.484 Age 41: 149 games, 158 hits in 556 AB, 29 doubles, 19 HR, 78 runs/71 RBI, .284/.352/.442 Projected years for breaking records HR (TSM): 2022 (#574) RBI (TSM): 2023 (#1927) Runs (TSM): 2023 (#2065) Hits (TSM): 2024 (#3509) Runs (MLB): 2025 (#2296) RBI (MLB): 2026 (#2298) Doubles (TSM): 2027 (#649) HR (MLB): 2027 (#756) Hits (MLB): 2028 (#4257) And using the favorite toy, we get the following percentages for how likely it is that I do the preceding (I projected out my 2021 numbers too) HR (TSM): 97% RBI (TSM): 97% Runs (TSM): 97% Hits (TSM): 97% Runs (MLB): 97% RBI (MLB): 97% Doubles (TSM): 49% HR (MLB): 76% Hits (MLB): 40% My projected stats for 2021 are as follows 141 games, 204 for 587, 157 runs, 41 doubles, 45 home runs, 142 RBI, .348/.414/.658 And the favorite toy percentage for me getting 5000 hits is 5%

Hmm.. yeah, that explains a few of the problems. I don't think hitting 400 twice will enable me to make personnel decisions for Memphis. Which means I will unable to make a team sign any of the following RJ Frost (for September pinch hitting duty) Richie Aveline (for finding a new position) Big Louie Laricks (for walks) or more pitching or something

Evo, have you noticed the home/road splits for Big Red too? On the road, I have: 38 more AB 35 more hits 7 more doubles 10 more home runs 34 more RBI 36 more runs Can you give out the park dimensions for my home park?

Actually, I tend to have a shirt on. I will also admit that link with the cybering was... a bit odd

I'm too sexy for my shirt, but nobody else has noticed that. Bastards.

The GOP nominee will be a newcomer from Parts Unknown, the Masked Republican, who some suspect is merely President Bush under a mask. The Democrats will nominate somebody who doesn't quite satisfy anybody. It'll be a slobberknocker.

My player is the ultimate hoss! I did some projections in a Brock5 spreadsheet ( http://baseball1.com/c-sabr.html ) and here are the projected career stats for Big Red after his age 44 season (2034) (I used projected stats for 2021, and I just extended the spreadsheet to include his age 42, 43 and 44 seasons) the totals: 5228 hits 3046 runs 854 doubles 84 triples 903 home runs 3014 RBI 1560 walks .341 career BA 8960 total bases 3587 runs created 8.66 runs created per 9 innings I'm pretty sure I'm not going to hit 1000 home runs, but I have a shot at 5000 hits. The spreadsheet puts me at 4846 hits after 2031. My projected stats at age 41 158 for 556 (.283), 29 doubles, 19 home runs, 78 runs, 81 RBI, 58 walks And it projects me getting 4000 hits by age 36 and 4257 by age 38.

And Tom Prince will be managing the Williamsport Crosscutters in 2005

well.. I think the highest paid player on the Pirates is Benito Santiago or Kip Wells. I think KC's also paying Benito's hefty 2.2M salary too, so Pittsburgh won't bankrupt themselves

Don't knock the system dude

And the new 2005 Royals Terrence Long - Ken Landreaux Eli Marrero - Kurt Abbott Denny Hocking - Nelson Liriano Jose Lima - James Baldwin

The 2004 Kansas City Royals! C: Benito Santiago = Lance Parrish (857) 1B: Ken Harvey = Reggie Jefferson [Harvey's #2 comparison is Andres Galarraga] 2B: Tony Graffanino = Bill Rigney 3B: Joe Randa = Jeff Cirillo SS: Angel Berroa = Julio Lugo LF: Dee Brown = Kevin Young CF: Carlos Beltran = Andre Dawson RF: Matt Stairs = Glenallen Hill DH: Mike Sweeney = Fred Lynn P: Darrell May = Jake Wade Brian Anderson = Sterling Hitchcock Jimmy Gobble = Brian Meadows Zack Greinke = Denny McLain Mike Wood = Blake Stein Hmm.. Greinke compares well

*rubs menstrual blood on your face* kin-keee

Yeah. He was a real bastard, that Hitler. Hitler was a big fraud who pooped his pants (maybe Bored will get this.. )

Since a sponge can't have sex, isn't it's sexual preference irrelevant?

I think Hitler annulled that treaty when he invaded the Soviet Union

Wait.. so Dean Palmer's going to put off his selection to the HOF? http://www.baseballhalloffame.org/hof%5Fwe...5Felections.htm

Kennedy also had 1.51 groundballs for every flyball. His numbers at Coors Field were better than his road numbers as well. Which is definately odd.

I'm more inclined to think 2004 is a better indicator of Kennedy's talent than 2003. Kennedy had a bad season for the Devil Rays, but otherwise he's been solid. dERA - Joe Kennedy 2001: 4.68 (over his ERA) 2002: 4.85 (over his ERA) 2003: 5.20 (under his ERA) 2004: 4.07 (over his ERA) I'd say he's a 4.50 ERA pitcher, which is fine, but he really was helped by fielding in 2004

hmm.. I don't have class from 11 to 12:30, so I think I can technically participate in this by leaving the campus and getting Popeye's for lunch

Joe Kennedy got lucky in 2004. And Denny Hocking gets an NRI to Spring Training from the Royals

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve, The Bible never says anything about home runs. You can't say there's been home runs when you never saw them. Someone actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a home run."

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Prince Phillip is to blame for this.