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Go Chono!

and one other reason that Trish wins is that Nowinski is out for a few weeks

World Heavyweight Championship (Champion) Triple H vs. Rob Van Dam HHH Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle Benoit Booker T, Goldust, Kane, and Bubba Dudley vs. The Unamericans The UnAmericans Intercontinental Championship (Champion) Chris Jericho vs. Ric Flair Ric Flair Jamal & Rosie vs. Billy & Chuck Billy and Chuck Eddy Guerrero vs. Edge Edge WWE Championship (Champion) Brock Lesnar vs. The Undertaker Brock Women's Title (Champion) Molly Holly vs. Trish Stratus Trish

Absolutely. Any fan who runs onto the field in a threatening manner should have the shit kicked out of him by every player. You just KNOW that these two assholes are going to sue, though. They'll sue the Royals players for assault, the stadium and city for lack of security, the groundskeeper for the grass stains on their jeans... I believe they air a disclaimer at stadiums about disrupting play, so pummelling could probably happen. I think they still do that in KC with clips of the first Naked Gun movie weeved in.

TSG is The Smoking Gun, it's at http://www.thesmokinggun.com/

I'm no-showing tonight. I have my reasons. 1- No real time to do the match. I wasted Monday with the WWE (and I didn't know who the marker was then, I recall). Tuesday had me being busy and Wednesday was my Church night. 2- I don't like writing 4-way tornado matches. I already got though one and it turned out to be a horrid spotfest. I would have preferred being left out of the contenders tourney at this time. but, if you wanna know, this is how I would have done the match, in elimination order. Mental goes out first, Thor leaves via a screwjob and Sharpe beats Flexx. Also, I would have limited stuff with Sharpe and Thor, because c'mon, two big guys, why blow your load now and have them fight when it can be done later. I will wait to see how the winner of this match writes it. but, i'm still the Euro champ, right?

maybe.. maybe not.. I'm just waiting for somebody to claim TSG is in a liberal media conspiracy. That's how they get all those documents... hehe

I'd fine the Ump for just standing there.

CHONO! CHONO! maybe the WWE can hire him if he gets punished for beating up Chyna. I'm sure the WWE isn't fond of Chyna either

well, it seems like the 20 or so Royals had a beatdown session on them until the security came in. speaking of that, where was the security at the C in Chicago?? you have that, right?

a shame it's a bit late oh yeah, i'd probably put on the trish match before the ME.

Rules, winners of the first four matches will advance to the main event. In the first match, the first person to pin any champion wins that belt. The new champion doesn't have his belt on the line afterwords. In the Tag match, the Dudleys and Hardyz will both be eliminated if one of their guys is pinned or whatever. In the main event, whoever pins Rock or Austin wins the title ------ Wildcard match for the European, IC, US, and Hardcore titles: US Champion Edge, William Regal, Al Snow, and Hardcore Champion Rob Van Dam v. European Champion Christian, Tajiri, IC Champion Test, and Kane. For the WCW and WWF Tag Team titles: Raven, Tommy Dreamer and The Dudley Boys v. Tazz, Spike Dudley and The Hardy Boys Diamond Dallas Page, Booker T, Shawn Stasiak and Justin Credible v. Saturn, The Undertaker, Billy and Chuck Crash Holly, APA and Albert v. Lance Storm, Hurricane, Kidman and Steven Richards For the WCW and WWF titles: WCW Champion The Rock, Chris Jericho and Big Show v. Shane McMahon, Kurt Angle and WWF Champion Steve Austin -------------- 1. Wildcard match for the European, IC, US, and Hardcore titles: US Champion Edge, William Regal, Al Snow, and Hardcore Champion Rob Van Dam v. European Champion Christian, Tajiri, IC Champion Test, and Kane. 1. Van Dam p. Tajiri 2. Kane p. Regal 3. Van Dam p. Kane 4. Christian p. Snow 5. Christian DQed 6. Edge p. Test (Edge wins the IC title) SURVIVORS: Rob Van Dam and Edge 2. Diamond Dallas Page, Booker T, Shawn Stasiak and Justin Credible v. Saturn, The Undertaker, Billy and Chuck 1. Booker p. Saturn 2. Page p. Gunn 3. Undertaker p. Stasiak 4. Undertaker p. Credible 5. Booker p. Chuck 6. Undertaker p. Page 7. Undertaker p. Booker SURVIVOR: The Undertaker 3. Crash Holly, APA and Albert v. Lance Storm, Hurricane, Kidman and Steven Richards 1. Storm p. Crash 2. Albert counted out 3. Bradshaw p. Richards 4. Kidman p. Bradshaw 5. Faarooq p. Kidman 6. Hurricane p. Faarooq SURVIVORS: The Hurricane and Lance Storm 4. For the WCW and WWF Tag Team titles: Raven, Tommy Dreamer and The Dudley Boys v. Tazz, Spike Dudley and The Hardy Boys 1. Spike p. Raven 2. D-Von p. Spike 3. Bubba p. Matt (Dudleys win WWF Tag Team titles, Both Hardy Boys eliminated) 4. The Dudley Boys are counted out brawling with the Hardys 5. Tazz p. Dreamer SURVIVOR: Tazz 5. For the WCW and WWF titles: WCW Champion The Rock, Chris Jericho, Big Show, Edge, the Undertaker and Tazz v. Shane McMahon, Kurt Angle, WWF Champion Steve Austin, Rob Van Dam, The Hurricane and Lance Storm 01. Shane p. Big Show 02. Tazz p. Shane 03. Van Dam p. Tazz 04. Undertaker p. Storm 05. Van Dam p. Edge 06. Undertaker p. Hurricane 07. Austin p. Undertaker 08. Rock p. Van Dam 09. Jericho p. Angle 10. Austin p. Jericho 11. Rock p. Austin (Wins WWF Title) ------- any comments on this?

one clip of this as it happened. here it is but the shockwave for it is alot like how Jon Stewart would say it. I guess Bush didn't want to get to the part about 'fool me twice, shame on me'.

uh, we can't get fooled again I always knew that 'fool me' saying was tough!

Oh, it was one fall. I guess that must have been changed when a marker was added. I guess I could have still pinned Mental to win. hehe

if Bob can't get the ladies with his Regal t-shirt, he could always KO them with the knux and take them home. j/k

Say the WWE was gonna sign a wrestler and call him "Mr. Nice Guy". His gimmick is that he doesn't really have any problems with anybody and he tries to be nice to everybody, like the fans and other wrestlers. He isn't really too agressive unless it's needed. He wears tights with a Happy Face on a leg and has a 'happy face' t-shirt of his own. He also gets along well with other faces like RVD, Dreamer, Jeff Hardy and Booker. If this bombs too badly, the Rock could feud with him, causing him to snap and turn heel, declaring with anger that 'Nice Guys finish last' and becoming a huge jerk to everybody. So, who in the WWE or in Wrestling should get the 'Mr. Nice Guy' name?

Only way to save this: Bischoff turns Stephanie into his Lesbian lackey. Whooooooo.... and then Stephanie gets a fever from kissing a girl and is never seen on WWE TV again

Nevermind that Elix used the Play of the Day in WCW, Randy stole it from watching it in TNA. Didn't he? *rolls eyes* Everything in wrestling is stolen at one time. Even finishing moves. Don't worry too much about it.

more signs "Bischoff Fears Workrate" "Bring Back Blading" "Hogan Is My Great Grandfather" "White Thunder: Those Weren't Tic Tacs" "Chyna Can Write Her Name In The Snow"

any real source for this news?

Big Show would work better than Bull Buchanan or Albert. That's for sure

I heard that HHH drafted the orders for the 'Final Solution' I also heard that HHH told Pilate to crucify that Jesus fellow. Damn your soul HHH! {/sarcasm}

Anything to get Rhyno over, I'm all for. Anything to bring Foley back (in a serious role), I'm all for. Maybe you should try to write soap operas and fail miserably Rob. That way we can get some good booking on WWE, haha. Would working in a western wear boot store with a Spanish name be a good substitute for 'working in a movie store'?