Rob E Dangerously

just wait until Kucinich gets the elf vote out to bring out the HEALING HANDS~!

The Animal Kingdom comes out to support Clark "Kucinich, give us your lunch money" YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

The House Elf isn't going to fight to the bitter end, right?

right now.. i'm less motivated to call for the chimp to take over for Miller on the show.

did I tune in on the wrong night? there's a monkey messing with the Dean box it sounds like there's 10 people in the studio and none of the political jokes are really that funny. This could be on public access

Dobie the House Elf seems unhappy that Sharpton mentioned him and alot of people are coughing. How long until we get a LaRouche run-in?

Kucinich is an elf

oh yeah.. I confused Cowlishaw with Blackistone

i'd note that if I lived in a state that had registration for this.. i'd be a Democrat

Well.. Missouri doesn't have party registration.

At least it beats Jay's "chicken little" bullshit. NFL players wrestled a long time before Urlacher too. and either Cowlishaw or Smith mentioned 'blood capsules'.

Jay Mariotti is a fucking moron

You'd think Dodger Stadium would be generous to Lima. But, I did some park-factor related number munching for Lima Lima at home: 7 games, 6.50 ERA, 40 hits, 26 runs, 5 HRs, 14 walks, 17 strikeouts Lima on the road: 7 games, 3.38 ERA, 40 hits, 14 runs, 2 HRs, 12 walks, 15 strikeouts Lima's home numbers converted to Dodger Stadium.. via park factors! 7 games, 4.12 ERA, 31 hits, 16 runs, 6 HRs, 13 walks, 23 strikeouts so.. with a change from KC to LA.. Lima can shave off 9 hits, 10 runs, 1 walk and add 6 strikeouts. If Lima could find a spot in the Dodger pen, he won't be too bad

William Hung has a career made for him in porno

"JR, you're too small to play" "Coach, i'm 6'4" "Oh yeah.. sorry"

is your friend named Muhammad?

Are you working on the screenplay for this story?

I guess stealing Garden Gnomes is now patriotic.

I can't go to the Royals tryouts until next February, or maybe longer due to college. So, they'll have to wait until I throw a knuckler sidearm as a southpaw. Yeah.

WILLIAM HUNG! Yeah baby yeah!

and we're in San Francisco now.. and there's Chris Jericho!

The Mets trade Jaime Cerda to the Royals for Shawn Sedlacek

Kerry - 100% Charles Bronson Kucinich - 96% Clark - 91% Dean - 89% Edwards - 85% Sharpton - 85% Lieberman - 83% Bush - 29%

Well.. you see, for some reason, the white house site logged it. (What's next, posting the President's phone conversations?). And this relates to Bush and the economy and ribs.

I don't know anyone who tips on takeout. Delivery, yes. Dine-in, yes. Takeout, no. It's good form to leave more money for the waitresses after lecturing reporters on spending money. DO YOUR PART DUBYA~!