Rob E Dangerously

WWE Cruiserweight title: 1. Rey Mysterio - [Reigning WWE Cruiserweight champ. Fed started on July 3rd] 2. Azrael - 08/14/04 [Won the title in a three-way with Mysterio and his tag partner Gabriel] 3. Rey Mysterio - 08/15/04 [Won the belt by pinning Azrael in the final part of an 8-man gauntlet match. Summerslam] 4. Teddy Hart - 09/04/04 Vacant - 09/11/04 [Hart disappeared for the week, the belt was vacated and Hart was suspended] 5. Rey Mysterio - 10/10/04 [beat Super Crazy in the finals of a 19-man tournament. October PPV] X. The Super Sheik - 10/30/04 [His title win was "erased from the books" on November 6th when he revealed himself as the suspended Teddy Hart. Hart's win as Sheik over Super Crazzy in a '#1 contenders match' was also wiped out from the books, so Mysterio was given the belt back and he faced Super Crazzy that night] WWE Cruiserweight Tag Team titles: 1. Paul London & Spike Dudley - 07/17/04 [beat Stevie Richards and Alex Wright in the finals of a 7 team tournament] 2. Stevie Richards & Alex Wright - 08/14/04 3. Rey Mysterio - 08/21/04 [beat Richards & Wright in a triangle match with his Cruiserweight title on the line and their tag team titles on the line] 4. The Lost Boyz [Azrael and Gabriel] - 08/28/04 [beat Mysterio and Spike Dudley] 5. Rey Mysterio & Super Crazzy - 09/12/04 6. Stevie Richards & Chavo Guerrero Jr - 10/09/04 Out of all those, Azrael is one hot-shot. Mysterio/Wright/Richards was probably a bad booking move (considering I had a Mysterio/Hurricane-Wright/Richards match with both belts on the line which ended with Hurricane getting pinned) [And yes, I plan to keep the belts on the team of Stevie y Chavito and on Rey too]

Larkin pinch-hit for Kolb in the second

Ponch never pulled his gun on CHiPs Estrada strikes out looking fitting

... What. Test couldn't even get over as a Eunuch

Ok.. sure

First off.. this poster fucking rules you all. If I was an orphan, I'd take Takada as a father figure.

Give credit to Test for actually having a functional brain. how so? He's staying away longer, and getting the real surgery. I probably missed the part where it screwed up on Angle

Give credit to Test for actually having a functional brain. how so?

Wait.. Halloween is on a Sunday and they're having Halloween Havoc on October 19th?

I'm open for a trade to Atlanta or any team that had a winning record last year

considering that Kenzo is larger than Ultimo. No. In wrestling.. bodyguards are never smaller than their clients

I'm using Iaukea under his real name of Michael Haynor as sort of a JTTS in my WWE Crusierweight TNM fed. Anything that might make him useful? Maybe some sort of tag team, or something? The other heels in my WWE-CE fed: The Lost Boyz (Azrael (former CW champ) and Gabriel) The J-Squad (James Mariato [Nunzio], James Yang [Akio] and Jamie Noble) Teddy Hart (Currently suspended for 60 days for disappearing after winning the WWE Crusierweight title) Gilbert International: Alex Wright (former CW Tag champ), Stevie Richards (former CW Tag champ) and Chavo Guerrero Jr Rob Gilbert (Heel GM, made Rey Misterio Jr defend his Cruiserweight title on every show, even when he held the tag team titles) The faces, in case you want to know: Rey Misterio Jr (WWE CW Tag Champ, former CW champ) Super Crazzy (WWE CW Tag Champ) CM Punk (who was hired since Hurricane randomly quit) Paul London (former CW Tag champ) Tajiri Funaki Kidman Shannon Moore Scotty too Hotty Spike Dudley (former CW Tag champ) La Parka (Face Main Official guy, the counter to Gilbert) And here's the match history for Iaukea: L- Tajiri and Shannon Moore (w/ Chavo Guerrero Jr) {Tajiri p. Haynor} [Cruiserweight tag team title tournament match] L- Rey Misterio Jr [Cruiserweight title match] L- Paul London and Spike Dudley (w/ Teddy Hart) {Spike p. Haynor} [Cruiserweight Tag Team title match] L- Paul London and Spike Dudley (w/ Stevie Richards) {Spike over Haynor} [Cruiserweight Tag Team title match] L- Tajiri L- Paul London and Spike Dudley {Spike p. Haynor} (w/ Teddy Hart) W- Paul London, Spike Dudley and Billy Kidman (w/ The Lost Boyz) {Azrael p. Kidman} L- Yang [Cruiserweight title tournament match] So.. any name, finisher, gimmick ideas.. mention them.. even ideas for an epic feud with Spike Dudley More info on the fed is available on request, even the stuff that makes me look like I hot-shot titles

Tony Pena should pitch a game for the Royals, he's faring well against Tejada

The hill was inspired by the hill that was at Crosley Field

Is that the Phillie Phanatic in the Right Field stands?

I think McGwire retired because he didn't think that he deserved that money and he didn't hit well in 2001

"From the Washington Senators and Minnesota Twins, Bob Uecker!" Ruth, Foxx, and Williams are dead

The great Phillies slugger.. Ted Turner!

Bonds is playing the heel tonight "All of the 500 HR hitters are here tonight" *zoom to Randy Johnson* I'd be impressed if Babe Ruth showed up

Just wait until they hold the Home Run Derby in Comerica Park (They should hold the derby in Tiger Stadium, and the game in Comerica)

Can the Pride afford me? What about New York?

It's a shame that fan ruined Ken Huckaby's shot at the Derby.

so.. did I win the Triple Crown?

I'd imagine that Necro wouldn't mind Low Ki kicking him

and he did it in Memphis too. Although there is probably a shelf-life for a monster