Rob E Dangerously

Did he show up in costume and headbutt Jannetty into the water?

Why do you think he was released by a last place team? Gas-Kan-Ic..

I'm sure there's some good ones for football. I usually went for the high offense approach. As for wrestling, the one I hate on JBI, since it does 'kill you dead', is the People's Elbow. And the combo that hasn't failed me yet is the Poison Mist -> Samurai Driver. Yep.. any more great moves or plays or whatever?

hmm.. good point. But, maybe that name is normal in Laos

will they bring in Scott Steiner for a "Crossfire" segment?

this is stunning, sorta like when the Rock started to turn face in September 1998 [/irrelevant]

That's not a name, that's a bad scrabble hand. Dahmer also drugged and fondled Konerak's brother. Dahmer plead guilty to sexual exploitation. Every successful serial killer can credit his success to the police fucking up. The police didn't do a fucking background check on Dahmer, if they did, they would have known he was on probation for sexual assault.

Don't make me get Andrei Chikatilo

Well, it tops my "Ric Flair adopts Dustin Rhodes to be his son" storyline from WWW

This seals it. Governor Arnold is the dorkiest man alive. Did Arnold unleash an evil laugh after that? yoooo arrr my termenaaters! yeeesssss! hahahahaha!

1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999 10 years

Actually.. that kid was strangled. The neighbors couldn't get the police to search his house or anything, even after the kid was reported missing. The name of that kid was Konerak Sinthasomphone. The name of the guy who escaped and got the cops to search his house was Tracy Edwards. Ramirez might lose some points since he was nearly beaten to death in a Barrio. It appears that when your face is on every paper in the state, the guys in the Hispanic neighborhood will beat your ass if you try to steal a car Richard "Iceman" Kuklinski doesn't count, but he did kill guys in hits by spraying cyanide on them. Kuklinski did fuck up when he killed the source of his cyanide, "Mister Softee" Robert Prongay.

Camoflague in like orange makes no sense, where the fuck will you hide, a fucking leafpile? I've seen Confederate flag t-shirts with "These colors don't run".. I never did tell that person "You know you guys lost, right?"

John Rocker, the Wrestler Parts of the idea include running to the ring (like he ran to the mound), being a dick (as shown in numerous pictures).. he's 6'4" and 225lbs, so he has the height, he probably doesn't have much in size. He looks alot like Kurt Angle facially. Is it acceptable to wrestle in baseball pants? Any idea on his "mic skills"? We know he makes controversial comments, but we read it in print, we didn't see it on TV. He has some time left in Baseball, he just had surgery.. but if that bombs, he could go against the various apologies and all that while using his infamy to make money. Being a baseball pitcher, I can't think of any finishing moves he can use from baseball. Maybe he can become the first white guy (that I know of) to use the poison mist as a finishing move (and an illegal one). I'm sure there could be some connection between that and his mouth and the stuff he says. Any thoughts? I think it could make money (even if it could be a bit late)

I should have noted that Gilbert's still on hiatus

4 or 5 out of those six? do you want to abuse your kids or molest them?

Riki Choshu in the Hardcore Battle Royal.. yeeeeah. Maybe Adamo will be in it too

I should be the President of TSM

Super Polygamy God rewards some and punishes others. He punished that guy

Polygamy has to have the God part in it because it wouldn't work otherwise. If you just married two women, it would be unbearable because they'll probably both be headcases who will try to get you to play favorites. But with God, you get women who think that they should never question you because of something.

I have nothing to add to the conversation except that this is horribly grammatically incorrect and akin to saying Automatic Teller Machine Machine or something similarly ridiculous. Yes, I'm pedantic. I blame Bret Hart.

The A-Boot = A Big Boot

Birdman, You shoot semen out of people's mouths? Quite impressive jackass

Birdman, you shoot semen out of your stomach? you mean the doctors don't have to pump it out of your stomach?

Did someone hit you with a shovel a few times before putting you in the ditch?