Rob E Dangerously

One way the promotion could work with the indy guys and the legends. Have each of the legends be the 'mentor' for various guys. Face mentors, heel mentors. Somehow use the legends to get the new guys over.

I think Sid did that in Memphis around 1988.

You mean that you don't think guys riding shirtless in a carriage is tough?

Necro Butcher v. Low Ki um.. nevermind.. i'm not totally in tune to know the matches that haven't happened, but I bet there are some

but.. let me go though it for you guys who didn't watch Stampede (I didn't either, which is why i'm C/Ping it) Basically.. I'd like if they sorta tried that again. Even if they did sorta sample it before. They can go farther. Are there any big indy guys who could fit this role? Then again, Moffat doesn't appear to tower over Owen Hart ( http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesHarts/owen_jason.jpg ). One name I like for a Humongous/Jason-ish monster is "Maxx Mayhem" any thoughts?

http://www.teenhollywood.com/d.asp?r=73283&cat=1027 Ph33r h3r..

and Ken Huckaby is denied a home run by an Orioles fan who reaches over the fence and gets the ball

Scorpio, as we know from his time in the WWE, can't pass a drug test after doing drugs

I'm not Marvin but I would guess its the same reason as why Rudy Seanez is still around. I'd take Seanez and his 5.68 ERA over Leon and his .148 BA I think Seanez is here due to a good AAA showing (he was called up after the team released Leskanic)

After Matt Stairs was hit by Mike DeJean (with 2 on and 2 out).. Rudy Seanez throws at Jose Leon. Marvin, why is Jose Leon around?

Note to self... go to the White House with a twelve-pack of Turbo Dog for Jenna Bush. Eh, she's a butterface. He never said the beer was for her.

The top of the 7th is now over in Baltimore. The Royals sent 12 batters to the plate and scored six runs. Ken Harvey made the first and third outs.

Dee Brown scores on a Buddy Groom balk

Mike Sweeney has two home runs today Matt Stairs just hit a home run off of Buddy Groom

Basically.. this is the idea.. it's sorta like a ripoff of "Nada" from They Live. Only in the WWE. You get the guy, who is around only because he can't find work. Then he finds the glasses and finds that the WWE is infested with aliens posing as humans. Vince McMahon, Triple H, Ric Flair, Randy Orton, Lita, Kane, Undertaker, Batista, JBL, Jim Ross.. all really aliens assuming the form of humans. JD (Short for John Doe) or "Nada" would want about how the aliens have a grip on power and are using it to oppress human wrestlers. "They want us to sleep and cheer for the aliens they pose as heroes. They use us as toys in their chess game. They have the control. There are those who collaborate for their own means." Yes, JD is also a face. "You see, I take these glasses off, Lita looks like a regular person... on.. formaldehyde face." JD would also rant about a secret signal which allows the WWE aliens to hide their forms. Music idea: "Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks & Cannibal Girls" It's probably completely freaking insane to run a gimmick where the guy's a face saying that the other guys in the company are really aliens. I don't think that JD would do the scene where Piper guns down the aliens in the bank. One other thing, JD would claim that The Rock is really a human (Which is why he called himself "The People's Champ"), but he collaborated from time to time. Running a completely freaking insane babyface couldn't be that bad.. right?

Can we stay on topic here? Don't make me get the NAACP!

DK's promo on DBS: http://bix.shiningwizard.com/dkondbs.wmv The transcript “Let me tell you something, Mr. Whalen. Do you remember a few weeks ago I told you that (Davey) Boy Smith's mother and father died before he was born? … The answer to that, Mr. Whalen, is Davey Boy Smith was a test-tube baby. Boy Smith, you're not human baby!, you're not human. (..) Boy Smith, you don't deserve a title shot. Why? Because you're not human, you've come from a test-tube baby. … Hey man, go back to Jupiter or Mars, you don't belong on this planet baby.” The unintentionally hiliarious video from Memphis: http://bix.shiningwizard.com/newgeneration.wmv

Exaggerated and with Hyperbole? Yes In bad taste? Yes Racist? hmm.. i'm sure there's grounds. Then again, I'd bet the NAACP has made other bad statements in things unrelated to President Bush. I'd imagine this meets and beats the definition of "Racist" too.. "a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race". Maybe i'm not on the same wave length as you. Although, since the NAACP is racist for saying those things about Bush. Does that also apply when someone who is white says the same sort of thing about Bush? (I'm probably overlooking the "extremely" part.. which makes things worse too)

Evil Maven~! Yeeeah.

As long as you can pass your drug test..

Random point: If I felt like spending 30 bucks right now, I could join the NAACP. Anything else you want to mention to back that up? I'm sure that if they were that bigoted, there'd be something else. Maybe racial slurs. Or something of that sort. He is invited to speak at the National Urban League conference in under two weeks. And i'm sure that he might have some links to other black groups too. Even if he's turned down the largest of these groups for four straight years. I'm sure there's other links. As for adding Powell.. what do you expect the effects will be of a Bush/Powell ticket?

NAACP = KKK Ooooook. I must have missed the murders with links to the NAACP. Or the NAACP barbecue. I'm sure there's other ways to state how absurd that comparison is. As for reasons. Hm.. i'm sure there's reasoning for turning them down four times and being irritated. Bush isn't fooled like Reagan and others. Ya know.

Is he a shooter? ok.. nevermind.

How about this.. from OOTP5: 17 innings Royals @ Red Sox Jimmy Gobble throws 8 innings for me. Allowing 11 hits, 3 runs (2 earned) Dicky Gonzalez throws 6 2/3 innings, 5 hits, 4 runs allowed So going into the 9th, it's 4-3 Ryan Bukvich, my closer, gives up the tying run. But pitches well in 3 innings. I then have to use 5 more pitchers. Bottom of the 17th, Konerko knocks in JJ Davis for the winning run, 5-4 Red Sox Numbers from the game: JJ Davis (Bos): 4 for 7, 3 runs Adam Morrissey (KC): 3 for 6, 1 HR, 3 RBI Deivis Santos (KC): 0 for 7, 4 K Mike Sweeney (KC): 0 for 8 I didn't put in any subs. And my bench is questionable anyways. My lineup was Bobby Hill (3B) Dee Haynes (LF) [2 errors in this game] Sweeney (DH) Ken Harvey (1B) Maxim St. Pierre (Catcher) Quinton McCracken (CF) Morrissey (2B) Santos (RF) Berroa (SS) My bench was: Juan Brito (Catcher) Justin Gemoll (3B and hurt) Luis Gonzalez (SS) Luke Allen (RF, hurt) Boston countered with Damon (CF) [replaced by Chris Magruder, LF] Nomar (SS) Manny (RF) [replaced by Michael Keenum, 3B] Mark Bellhorn (2B) Mike Kinkade (DH) JJ Davis (RF) Yorvit Torrealba © [Kenny Perez pinch ran for him, Varitek replaced him] Konerko (1B) Shea Hillenbrand (3B) [replaced by Trot Nixon, CF] And one more thing.. I got the stupid umpire for the game. The Boston Manager was ejected in the 13th inning. Winner: John Rheinecker Loser: Curt Leskanic Time of game: 6 hours, 22 minutes

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