The Dames

You're also very...very stupid, so I'm not jealous in the least. Dames

Of what? CZW? I don't watch it... Dames

Yep...I do. I also have practically zero finger nails cuz I've got a really bad habit. Eh. Dames

It's JLH. It's a 2001 calendar that I also refuse to take down...because it's JLH. Dames

Yeah, it's an Authentic Soriano jersey too, biatch. My hair can be VERY shitty if I don't keep it very short. Dames

I'm 5'6....bastards. Dames

At least it's better than stretching out Owen Hart shirts and having the worst hair imaginable. Dames

Did I forget to mention that I own two of them? Dames

You look bigger than that Dames, as in taller, but since you're saying you're 165 now, what is your height? No Comment. Dames

It is a fake ID pic. Oops..I'm sorry, late 2000 that was taken. Not 2001. Dames

No...they can afford to pay for another belt. I'm keeping mine. Zack, unless you get the Winged Eagle belt...I don't need ya discounts! Dames

Well...the avatar pic was taken in 2001. The sig pic was taken two nights ago. I've actually lost a lot of weight. In '99/2000, I weight 210 and now I'm down to about 165. I'll post a picture of my bulbous self later on tonight. Dames

Oh, that was just in bad taste there, Zack. Dames

Well, normally, I don't call it the Winged Eagle belt. I call it "Bret's Belt". He can keep his... I'm keeping my U.S. Title. It's much better looking than the piece of crap they're using now. Dames

Alright...alright. I'll admit, I was once a raging Triple H fan around 2000. My ex girlfriend bought me the poster and I haven't ever taken it down. I just can't bring myself to do it, even though I don't like Trips anymore. Dames

I have my US Title....sitting on top of my printer. Before that, it was used as a prop for a video game fed I was in. I want the Winged Eagle belt, so I can encase it and hang it up. It's just gorgeous and reminds me of my favorite era of pro wrestling. Dames

No...I've had that thin piece of dirt on my face for quite some time now. I've come to the realization that it JUST...WON'T...GROW. Dames

For the record, a friend of mine bought ALL of the WCW Replica titles with the cheap strap. It was the only one available anyway. They cracked easily. Dames

Go on...you can do it. Dames

Yes. That was my main complaint for the other replicas. I wanted the leather. Shit, if it was real gold...I'd die. Dames

Obviously my tirade meant nothing. Dames

Zack works for Wrestling Superstore, the company that sells all the replica belts. Dames

Oh man...I'm DYING to get a copy of the Winged Eagle Belt! Dames

Unless Vince bladed in .02 seconds of the chairshot, that shit was hardway to me. Dames

I'm full aware that this is like comparing apples to oranges... But didn't Zandig (CZW Owner) face Lobo in the Curtain Jerk of COD 4? Vince, regardless of whether or not he should be wrestling (which he shouldn't), can't be a curtain jerker because the PPV was built up with his match as one of the focal points, sadly. Dames