The Dames

Vern, I do look out for myself here. I learned my lesson the first time I got laid off last year doing unnecessary work. Dames

...I've just got to ask. DA, when Sola and Bubble Boy were banned, how'd they take it? NoCalMike, when I went to Toronto for 'Mania 18, I had a similar situation happen to me. I went to a comedy club with my then girlfriend and one of the comedians was ragging on the fact that so many wrestling fans came to Canada. He noticed me...(Hispanic in Canada!) and asked me what I do. "...I'm between jobs right now", I said with a goofy smile on my face. That cracked the place up and it turned into a running gag during his performance. "What are you laughing at? I'm between jokes right now" Dames

RRR's right. The rest don't even have that NEAR a lifespan. Dames

It seems like this ALWAYS happens to me around my birthday, which is next Friday. DA, just curious...what is it like having a poster work for you? You ever catch him posting on the board when he should be working? Dames

How exactly does a person who fucks mothers stay on topic? Dames

Um...if I can convert it, sure Ripper, I just found out that I CAN collect unemployment from the company. Thank God. I won't be nearly as fucked as I thought I was. Still fucked, just not as hard. Dames

Anything beats the Red X man. Dames

I highly doubt that you guys would raise enough money to get me into the Garden, seeing as how those prices are going to be mega inflated this year. Besides, I wouldn't want you to. I'd feel really bad about it. I don't even think there is a break room here. I always went out for lunch. Dames

How do you KNOW this? I wonder if SK has even met Vince McMahon. Do you know who has? Me. Dames

I've never been to the break room.... Dames

If she turned into a forty year old white woman. And changed her name from Beyonce because she had issues with the "y". Dames

oh...FUCKING HELL!!!!!! Dames

Well, how do you suppose I can afford to go now? Selling my ass doesn't go for much in the city. Believe me, I've tried. Dames

Ok, I got laid off...same shit. Bottom line: me no worky. You know...JUST when things were going SO well in my life, fate had to turn around and bitch slap me in the face. I'm a supervisor at the World Headquarters of the Anti-Defamation League, across the street from the UN and I started about 6 months ago after a LONG job search. I was originally hired as a Data Entry guy, but they started a new project based on a php message board system...and they saw my creditials from this place and gave me the job as head of the team. Yesterday, they let go the most productive guy on my team, but he's a temp, so I figured that was it. I was sad to see him go. Then this morning, I get an e-mail telling me to meet with Human Resources...and I FUCKING KNEW IT! Turns out that this lovely non-profit organization is having some financial problems, so they're letting me go as of August 15th. Apparently, I'll still have some benefits after I'm cut and I'll get some vacation pay as well, but I have to start looking for another job again. I HATE THIS. Yes, that means I'll have to go on unemployment again. It seems like I can't keep a god damned job past July for some fucking reason. This ALWAYS happens around my birthday. Don't worry, TSM is not shutting down, nor will I have any problems paying for it. I paid for it the whole time I was unemployed before and it looks like we're "government funded" again. Unfortunately, this probably means that I won't be able to go to Wrestlemania 20. That's all I fucking wanted... Dames

That's why there's a Classic Thread section guys. Dames

I never said it was groundbreaking, but if it completely and utterly bombed, then I'm sure some of my credibility would have gone out of the window. Who would give a shit about what I had to say if it came out badly? I'd end up like Tommy Fierro. Dames

I just finished watching "Goodbye Iowa", which re-emphasized my Riley Hate...and followed it up by "This Year's Girl". Damn, I forgot how much that kicked ass. Dames

He did? I don't read his work. Oh well. Dames

AS, I was going to speak to you personally about it. It has potential, but not in the format that you're thinking of. Dames

You know what's funny....I'm not a Kane fan at all. I literally took 10 minutes out of my day at work to think of the plotholes and originally wrote it up as a post. Dames

Indeed. Either way, you don't want to look. Dames

You could also go in that direction, but I was thinking more along the lines of closing the gaps...which would lead to him being a face when everything ends up revealed. Right now, Raw desperately needs a top babyface that isn't the GM of the company. Dames

Well, I've only gotten one REAL negative piece of feedback on it, but it comes from someone who tends to be negative so I don't sweat it. It is surprising how many people dug it though. Dames

That's weird...I'm trying to edit my post because I quoted my answer accidentally and it won't let me.... Dames

Lawler and JR did. OMG HOW HIDEOUS MUST HE BE IF AUSTIN CAN'T LOOK AT HIM! At that point, they mistook Austin's actions as being repulsed by Kane's face. Easy misunderstanding blown up tenfold by their hyperbole. The camera got a good shot later in the show and when Kane whipped around in the chair Steve "Chokeslam me, damnit!" Austin? A chokeslam in the ring is NOTHING compared to a chokeslam through a wooden oak table. Not only that, but that was Austin talking to Pussy Kane, not Kane who kills and maims midcarders backstage. Dames