The Dames

Yes, Jay. There's no Grammar School here... Dames

Well...let's see. Kane was wearing a black towel over his head, which doesn't allow you to fully see his face very well. Plus, he doesn't exactly want to be seen and has been beating up people badly backstage. I know that if I were Austin and Kane believed that he was ugly and could snap at any moment, I wouldn't want to look him right in the face either, for fear that he might snap and chokeslam him though the office table with his bad neck. It did seem as if Austin would look at his face and then look away, almost in disgust...but it could have been caution. He never outright stated that Kane was hideous, did he. Dames

The one at the top of the page... Dames

Jeremy, thanks for the kind words. I take it as a high compliment from you. Good luck at basic training. Dames

...my bad?

Well mine is...ME. It's my most infamous mug shot....my fake ID, which looks better than any other ID pic I've ever taken. That doesn't say much as I actually don't like the pic much. Dames

*hangs head in shame* Guilty. Dames

I KNEW Kidman said that on Byte This. I mentioned it in a Brock thread the other day and didn't have a source to back it up. Dames

....I'm sorry, Spoony. It's the beard. You lost me with the beard. Dames

Brain about to have a seizure at Ric Flair being number 3 in the '92 Royal Rumble while being egged on by Monsoon is one of my favorite memories of that announce squad. Monsoon and Ventura were also just as good and made some mediocre matches at Wrestlemania 3 just a tad more memorable. Dames

If I were into guys... I'd be ALL about Jay Bower. Dames

I think I was able to cover all of the bases in my article. What do you think, Damaramu? Dames

To everyone who liked the article, thank you very much. I honestly didn't think it would be well received at all. As for making something like that a weekly article, I don't know. This Kane scenario only took me about 20 minutes to think up (take THAT WWE Creative Team), but I don't know how long it would take for me to think up storylines for other logic gaps. If I ever do come up with anything else, I'll definitely post it. There are still logic gaps in it, such as how Kane was able to shoot fire before, but come on...you're asking TOO MUCH! Dames

If I were Austin...and Kane was THAT mad at me, I wouldn't want to look him in the face either...especially if he didnt want me to. Dames

I was trying to make it as realistic as possible... I wonder how much e-mailed feedback I'll get for this. Dames

I have a feeling that I'm going to be crucified for my Kane commentary...but I'm curious as to what you guys thought about it. Dames

...This just gave me an idea for a column. For those of you who read it already...it'll be similar. Dames

God, I hate Riley. Dawn or the SiT's didn't bother me nearly as much as he did. Dames

I was about to skewer you had this not been up by 5pm. Dames

Like who, Fazzle?

See as Dames attempts to populate the CE Folder... No...just the thread. I'm sure Marney and Tyler would scare off any newcomers anyway. Dames

What about the guy that cut off his penis, cooked it and ate it because he was on some FUCKED UP pills? That happened just a couple of days ago too, check out the CE folder for more details. Dames

Good lord. I went through a similar pain once...but yours was MUCH worse. That just sounded unbearable. Dames

Scott Steiner

Motherfucker.... It wasn't DeNiro in Scarface, it was Pacino! Dames