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The Dames

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  1. He was a previously banned poster, Danndogg. Dames
  2. 2 Fast 2 Furious Review [2] Posted By Tim C. on 06.11.03 For years Hollywood has skirted around the issue. Press releases, false marriages, beards, outright lies and denial have all been used to mask the sexuality of many of their film stars. Even more so, the community they came from was always denied role models and heros, constantly relegated to fashion designer, interior decorator and hairdresser. Even with the advancements made in the portrayal of homosexuals in mainstream media, they are almost always shown as fey, shrieking and otherwise weak. With the release of this summer's 2 Fast 2 Furious, the landscape of cinema has finally changed; We now finally have the first gay action movie. Furious tells the tale of Brian, played by the bronzed Paul Walker. It's continues the story of a young police officer who, in a fit of confused passion, let his love for Vin Diesel override his duty as a police officer in The Fast and the Furious. When given the chance to apprehend him, he instead let him go. The movie- in a surface gesture- implies that obstruction of justice and aiding and abetting a felon were why he was dismissed as a police officer. But the truth is there, so very simple and so very obvious; His love for another man so threatened his fellow police officers that he was forced to leave, "disgraced" in his love for another man. In 2 Fast 2 Furious he finds himself in Miami on the lamb from the law, street racing to survive and maintain a lean, tan physique. During an intense race he is apprehended by the authorities and told that he if helps them with a sting operation against a drug lord, he will have his so-called "disgrace" of man-love erased from his record. Upon learning this, he decides to bring in an old friend. Enter Rome, played by R&B-singer Tyrese, an accomplished driver in his own right. We learn that when Brian became a police officer, during a bust he came across Rome without realizing it and was forced to arrest him. We learn this as the two fight and wrestle with one another in the dirt under the hot sun. Their writhing bodies cling closer and closer to one another as they confess their inner animosity. It is all a veiled pretense to cover the true subtext of the scene. We really know that the obviously openly gay Rome finally confessed his love to a young Brian, who was confused by this admission. Not knowing what to do he conformed to the "norm" and dismissed Rome by "sending him away" to prison. Now, as a grown man, ready to confront his true self, he seeks out his first love, Rome, to fill the hole in his life. Brian's love for the man let a criminal go before and he finally awakened to his inner self. The two go undercover for a local drug lord, and are forced to endure the presence of fag-hag extraordinaire Monica, played by Eva Mendes. She serves as a temptation to Brian, trying to drag him back in to the straight world, but never succeeds in more than kissing him as Brian has an awakening and never turns back, in fact ending up with his true love, Rome, at the end of the film as they decide to "Open a garage" together. The movie is for men about men and manly love. It's about cars, sleeveless shirts, toned abs, and more sleeveless shirts. The movie does so much but is still held back. The two leads never kiss, although their animal passion gets the better of them on many occasions, so much so that they come nose to nose and pull away before a manly embrace. The car races are pure euphemisms for sex for the two men. They engage in tag-team racing and it's through their drive and performance that they win in climatic and almost orgasmic celebration after victory. The cars are fully extensions of their psychological and metaphysical libidos. Every car race features hard turns, white knuckles, sweaty brows, collisions of pure sexual violence, with shattering frames flying through the air like the explosive release of passion. The movie cannot show it's two leads in an emotional and physical embrace so it constructs embraces and erotic lust in the form of automotive encounters. The film is not high minded with it's embracing of cars as nothing more than the colloquial equivalent of their "cock", but it doesn't matter. The film, especially under the written focus of Michael Brandt and Derek Haas, is the utmost epitome of "gay". The day of the gay action film is finally upon us. Hollywood will finally recognize the masculinity of these gay men and their gay cars embarking upon gay races- be they physical or metaphorical. It matters little that the film at it's core is a hodge-podge of cultural "of-the-moment" slang and expression, fueling and capitalizing on a fad that has been embraced by upper-middle-class-suburban teens bankrolled by their parents, horrible movie clichés, and most of the entire run of "Dukes of Hazzard" (before the cousins took over for Tom Wopat and John Schneider). It matters little that this movie suggests a stunning regression for John Singleton after his very personal and very mature Baby Boy, because he will be a part of the new gay vanguard. So, when you see 2 Fast 2 Furious, do not be ashamed to walk out of the theater and in the loudest voice you can muster, shout to the world "I just saw a gay film!"
  3. I wouldn't say Virgin Suicides is an obscure movie. Josh Hartnett and Kirsten Dunst were in it AND MTV gave the movie a video package when presenting Sofia Coppola with the Best New Filmmaker Award a couple of years back. Dames
  4. This is an amusing anecdote. I started watching wrestling back in 1984 at the humble age of 4. Even then, I wasn't a Hulkamaniac. Fast forward to a few years later....WM 6, The Ultimate Challenge. The Ultimate Warrior won the title. I stopped watching wrestling. Not because of Warrior, mind you, but because I was just told that wrestling was fake and it was cool to bash back then. Eventually, I said "fuck it" and I went back to watch it again. The event? Royal Rumble '91. Warrior lost the title. I missed Warrior's entire Championship run. Dames
  5. Not only was the guy an idiot...but he was also a PBP (Previously Banned Poster). Danndogg. Dames
  6. that's like voting for the president after the polls are closed. also, why wouldn't you vote for a writer from the site???? ...The bastard beat me in the semis. Dames
  7. HOLY SHIET~! Dames
  8. Name another TKA song, Rando. And to make sure you're not cheating...give me a lyric! Dames
  9. hey! I don't remember voting... I vote for Zack! Dames
  10. I guess "Tears May Fall", just not from your eyes, eh Dames? And why do I think that you and I are the only ones who are going to get that? TKA~!!!! Dames
  11. I really don't know why you're getting those errors. Even my best friend constantly has to log in after every post attempt and I'm not sure what's wrong. I'm sorry Dames
  12. But you carried it well. I weight 185 now...and I STILL don't look it. I don't look fat at all actually, but I'm not happy with my body. Damn, I sound like a total girl. Dames
  13. Well, I picked up my Season 4 from the Post Office and I watched that and City Of from Angel. Brought back some good old memories. Anyone notice Xander tell Buffy "can you say that Once More with a little Less Feeling?" I just found that funny. And the phone call thing was cool too...I'm so glad that I bought Angel at the same time. Dames
  14. Oh...I see. You're safe then Dames
  15. It's one of the reason why I'm in the hole I'm in now. AND I Didn't even fucking graduate! WOOOO!!! Dames
  16. I'd rather not I turn into Auto Ban Cruise Control when I get bothered. Dames
  17. Ahh....Rob, that's the build up to the HIAC! HHH now has nowhere to run and nowhere to Hide. Will Nash bring his array of hair assisted offense to the table? Can Nash finally build up the speed required to catch up to Trips when there's an obstacle in HHH's path!? Yep, that's DEFINITELY worth $35. Dames
  18. Yes, he just edited the colors in his post. Calvin, I knew you were a mark...but I didn't see any difference after I gave you a few sites. Hell, even I went to the wrong sites back then. You're still the biggest Val Venis mark I've ever known....and it scares me. Dames
  19. Actually, the food was about -*. Hence, I ordered out every night and ballooned up to 215. Thank GOD I lost weight. To answer your question though, the school is in the top 20 for Engineering and or Computer Science and it's a specialized school. Dames
  20. That's just a post.... Dames
  21. How the hell did I do that? Dames
  22. As someone who used and abused that SAME NETWORK, I can say 100% that the kid did nothing wrong. All his program does is allow you to sort through the network and find what you want quickly. It's not just music files...its EVERYTHING that people shared! Dames
  23. I figured it out... Dames
  24. Guys...I banned this guy, but he's not coming up as unregistered for some reason. Dames
  25. Peace out, Big C. Dames
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