EL DANDY~!

OK. Credit where credit is due: It was in 97, before Fall Brawl: War Games. Mean Gene was interviewing Arn Anderson. I remember the way Arn talked. Somebody had that in their signature. Arn Anderson's promo on the nWo was one of the greatest promos I have ever witnessed. Heyman coming out and telling Vince where to shove it on SmackDown! Unbelievable. I was absolutely GLUED to that television set when he said those things. And when he mentioned the taboo subject of stealing ECW's ideas...I was marking like crazy. Jake Roberts: Any promo he made before he faded away was absolutely mind-boggingly awesome, as just his sheer PRESENCE on your TV screen gave you chills whether he was good or bad. In ECW, Steve Austin cut his first promo after his fluke loss to Mikey. I have seen that promo many times, and Austin just lays it all out, and I love each part of it. In 1998, when Flair returned in Greensboro, I was flat out amazed at this man. I was smiling and just in awe of him. One of the greatest promos ever witnessed. The fact that it was him, with the Horsemen standing around him, the pinnacle of excellence...I will never see such an awesome thing again. But for me...the promo that takes the cake for me is Paul Heyman, July 9, 2001, when after all the former ECW-mates of the WWF and WCW attacked and layed out Kane and Jericho, he took an InVasion to the level it should have been, but instead, Vince saw it as just a stupid stupid way of adding a little zest to the whole thing. Heyman could have done all he could, but in the end, it was Vince and his stupid McMahon only plot that ruined what could have been the greatest ever. I saw that as hope...that one day, somebody will come out and stand up to Vince, and let him know that sometimes, it's not always Vince McMahon's way that leads you to the promised land.

Going back to the whole HHH thing... When was the last time that HHH cleanly jobbed to a then-non-established star? I know he jobbed the Undisputed title to Hogan...but before then, I hope it wasn't Jeff Hardy's phantom reign...Oh man, it was. Oh, and I think HHH would have found a way to NOT job out to the Candians in the "Ow My Quad" match.

Maybe they would let him use the Dragon Sleeper instead of La Magistral...that would be better, I think.

I think that Az is better than Taz...therefore Az > a lot of names

^^^Is a lying thief who needs to SHARE THE WEALTH!

I hope this shows that there is hope for all the little people in the business...not a SINGLE GOOD MATCH came from a HOSS~! Thank you SOOOOOOO much.

HELL YEAH! ROCKET LAUNCHER~! DOUBLE GOOZLE~!

Well...I guess if you wanna know where Triple H's streak of ****+ matches ends...there ya go...

I thought Douglas just used the chain in his boot...

^^^Sweet hot Anime Girl lovin'

Ultimo Dragon vs. any cruiser Dragon supplies the psychology, everybody else supplies the moveset ***+ TV matches, ****+ PPV matches...but it's the WWE. Maybe then want him to work the WWE style... Ulitmo: Vince-san, I'd like to do Running Lygahbomb. Vince: What if you worked on a spinebuster?...yeah. I think you need to work on a spinebuster. Ultimo: Pine...bustah? Vince: *rings to his secretary* Ma'am, send Rocky in here right away. I got a guy who wants to learn how to do his Pinebuster... You know how Vince gets...

Two things on Knoble The Trailer Hitch is not a Nagata Lock, it's just a variation on it, and he does a Tiger Driver, not a Tiger Driver '91. Mitsuharu Misawa Elbow Shot (Forearm Shot) Elbow Combo (Forearm Combo) Rolling Elbow (Roaring Elbow-Which is completely wrong, by the way. It's always been Rolling Elbow) Flying Spinning Lariat Back Hook Kick Spinning Kick Dropkick Front Missile Dropkick Missile Dropkick Backdrop Suplex Brainbuster Suplex Tiger Driver Tiger Driver 91 Tiger Suplex Tiger Suplex 85 German Suplex Hold German Suplex Super Tiger Driver Superplex Spinning Heel Kick Help me out here, guys...

OK. So we all agree that the only one at ***** (no doubts about it) is Kawada/Misawa-6/3/94, correct? Now...personally, I loved Steamer/Savage (****3/4) and I LOVED LOVED LOVED Flair/Steamer (*****), but there are dispairaging remarks for those...so I guess we only have one. For tag match, 6/9/95 definitely comes to mind...

^^^needs to realize that Monica > Chyna

I'm hoping it's not sarcasm dude, but he got dropped on his head by Brock Lesnar...

Good point, however, I think it's a moot point to say Benoit, who has been back for only three months, has a better shot than Eddy since he's been back for six months, and had a **** match with Super Crazy, 2 **** matches with RVD, a ****1/2 with RVD, a **** with Edge at Unforgiven, and then this ****1/2 DANDY. Benoit only has a couple of tags and his MOTY with Angle. Is one MOTY better than all those matches though?

I'd cut Kevin Nash...lol Seriously, get rid of all hosses...or kill off McMahon...one of the two.

Dames...Cripwalk or Seawalk?

^^^has just been reminded that on 10/14, THE EMPEROR OF KINGS, Masahiro FUCKING Chono, will fuck up Chyna.

You know what's weird about Anglesault's projection? It just might happen...SCARY!

Yeah, but that was because of the fact that X-Pac was unhappy and that Hall was drunk a lot. Credible has done nothing that would get him fired, but he also hasn't done a thing at all.

It SHOULD be like this: Do the whole 92 Rumble thing... And let the World Title be on the line for the winner. Keep the WM Main Event stipulation intact... So it would be like this... Benoit wins the rumble, goes on to face Angle at WM. Of COURSE, that would never work, because HHH HAS to be in the Main Event, and we'll probably end up having something like HHH/UT for the main event. Why the fuck don't they just go wrestle each other? That would work... It WILL be Angle/Brock. Angle face, Brock champ. New Champ...whoop-de-doo.

Two words: Kliq Politics

If he would send me the tape already, I'd do the Workrate Report. He thought it was fucking great and now considers Brock Lesnar Vader-like in his greatness at such a early point in his career. DEAN. So that means Paul Heyman=Harley Race and that all he needs is the Elephant mask, right? Oh, and Dean, Edge/Eddy was UNGODLY. I think that solidified that Eddy is your wrestler of 2002. TIMBO

Absolute crap. Mike Awesome, if they WORKED WITH HIM, would have been just as big as the Poochietaker. I swear. It was his heat backstage with Heyman that got him released. ARGH!! Well, I think we know who Ron Killings is going to job the title to...