EL DANDY~!

OK. Then...remeber the last time Flair teamed up with some roided up freak? Sounds better now, doesn't it? Anyways...I don't like this at all...

Who TORE THE MUTHAFUKKIN mats off with your god and mine, CHRIS BENOIT. And how DARE you FUCK UP THE SCREEN WITH YOU GIANT ETCETRA PERIODS!!!

Guys, you remember THE LAST TIME Ric Flair turned heel? It was when WCW was nearing the end of their run, and he teamed up with the Maginficant Seven...and the steroid Freak Scott Steiner was his right hand man... Guys...I'm not liking this at all...you remember how THAT turned out...

I am really hoping that people don't go crazy over the head bumping a la All Japan in the 90s. Head bumping is fine as long as there is ONE head bump that absolutely makes sure the match is over right there. Otherwise, it just looks so hokey and stupid that nobody will buy it. I really want to see Eddy hit a Sheer Drop Brainbuster instead of his layed-out version. Death Valley Driver, anybody? Why am I not seeing that move any more? It just seems really stupid to me that moves focused on the head and neck don't get attention any more. It was an integral part of psychology when you think about it.

OK. Is there a match that everybody can agree on that is ***** and worthy of being one of the greatest matches of all time? If there is...tell me ALL about it...

Yeah. See, a lot of the matches people think are FUCKING GREAT are that great because they know the backstory. If you know the backstory to this match, and then you watch the match, you will go fucking crazy. I swear. That's what I'm trying to say.

OOOH! What you call a dead baby hidden in the bathroom at Chili's? Babyback ribs...

I know people pimp anything Ric Flair and Ricky Steamboat to death, and I also know they pimp anything these two have done to death. People can go on and on about how great Austin/Hart or Hart/Hart or any other match can possibly live up to the great expectations of this match. For 35 minutes and 50 seconds, Mitsuharu Misawa and Toshiaki Kawada engaged in not only a war of attrition, or a war of psychology, but a war of HATE. Hate for the fact that Misawa has held that title for so long...and that Kawada had never beaten Misawa at all. You just listen to crowd for each person when they came out. Misawa and Kawada got equal chants. You will NEVER see that in North America. What I mean by that is this. When Misawa came out, EVERYBODY cheered for him. Ditto for Kawada. The heat for this is unreal. Kawada is a bad-ass, Misawa is a bad-ass, and everybody knows it. Kawada doesn't even make a facial expression until the match actually starts. He's so stoic and so great that you can't help but think that going in, he'd have the big chance of beating Misawa. EVERY MOVE, the crowd oohs and ahhs. When that bell rings, they burn holes through each other and the crowd is so totally torn that it makes Hogan/Warrior look like NOTHING AT ALL. You can't even decipher a clearer chant. Back and forth. EVERY SHOT being stiff. You can tell it's on the fly when you realize the fact that Misawa just falls backwards after a kick to his ear that makes his eardrum bleed, or when Misawa gets an elbow and knocks Kawada on his ass. Or when Misawa breaks his neck on the Dangerous Backdropper, and then breaks Kawada's neck twice with an OBSCENE German and the Tiger Driver '91 to seal his fate. It is the greatest story ever told in the ring. It's one of the stiffest, psychological battles ever, and the fact that the crowd heat is unbeliveable and that the war is brought HARD to the ring makes it that much better. Misawa and Kawada should have been receiving Christmas Cards every year since 1994 for this match alone. If you've never seen this match, and you think that it can NEVER live up to the expectations of the match you hold as the greatest ever (as I had with Flair/Steamboat), you need to watch it, just to watch the two greatest in All Japan at the time pull out ALL THE STOPS, and keep going regardless. Just an awesome awesome match. Let nobody else tell you other wise.

Misawa at #18? MUTOH at #3? KOJIMA has had two FUCKING MOTYC in the last couple of months...QUE???????? Oh, and RVD at #1 pisses me off. I'm all for him being a big star, but him over...say...KURT ANGLE? No...

Hey wolvie, THANKS FOR TAKING THE ONLY JOSHI MATCH I'VE EVER SEEN TO THE BANK!!! Anyways, Bret/Owen at WM10, their Marathon Match, and their cage match at SS 94 Misawa/Kawada-6/3/94 The Burning vs. The Holy Demon Army-10/15/95 MPro 10-man-10/10/96 Jumbo/Misawa-1990 (unmasking match) Kobashi/Hansen-1993 (Hansen MAULS Kenta with a Lariat that SILENCES the crowd) And now...I go watch all these matches...thank you.

Dean, this independent report has made me closer to the greatness of my local independents...like APW. I am now going to go and see if I can't conceive one of Donovan Morgan's children now...

What yellow and blue and eats balls? Gonorrhea....

^^^Sound like a mix-up between The Road Warriors and Super Troopers

McLargeHuge...I'm in the North Bay, boy. Same thing

SOMEBODY tell me why Austin/HHH from NWO 01 was better than anything Austin did against Benoit...PLEASE!!!

Bring them both in and tag them together. I did that in my EWR and BOOM! They were over champions. Of course...EWR is SMARTER than Vince...

Dean...hate to burst your bubble...but there isn't a Rey/Noble match for the card...*cries in a corner* I WANT MY REDNECK MeSSIAH!

I think it's just you, dood...

^^^Loves the fact that he can't make up his mind between the coolness of me or Kotz

^^^is currently looking for a Minogue-amous relationship...SWANK!!!

Just to comment on that match...did it seemed like one of the two just mailed it in? I was thinking MONEY MATCH...but they really didn't seem too into it.

I think some people will agree with me when I say that... Bill Goldberg in those pictures above=Mark Coleman...I swear to God.

I swear...Chono fucking rules. McMahon jacks off to too many big men to realize that CHONO is the Emperor of Kings...fucking dick...

I'm 18...and I'm 19 on June 12th...feel free to shower with me with gifts pertaining to either Lucha Libre or Dusty Rhodes...IF YOU WEEEEEL...

Any chance of me running for Vice Mayor of the boards?