EL DANDY~!

If it's Malice, I'm expecting him to fall off the top of the RAWTron and then no-sell... Seriously, WHAT IN THE HELL are they thinking?

Fuck...I get nothing right at all... But AS, he was a face, not a heel. I was talking about him being a heel. Should have put that up there, too...

So I guess people are forgetting how Brock SHOULD have gone over in the first place... ..and that is CHEAT TO WIN~! Is it NOT THAT hard, man? Benoit did it, and now he and Angle are going to tear it up some more! Why not let Hardy nail UT with a chairshot, and then have Brock hit the F5 for the win, and THEN let UT said he cheated and stuff...blah blah blah, make it a blood feud, and WOLLAH! Big time match with Brock to get him over some more, if any. But OF COURSE, the PoochieTaker decided he knows all (He went to KNU-Kevin Nash University), and says his way is best. What a load of shit, and damn that big fucking slow HOSS to hell, because unless he decides to be the AWESOMETaker again, instead of this son of a bitch, I'm not even interested anymore.

OK. Then...remeber the last time Flair teamed up with some roided up freak? Sounds better now, doesn't it? Anyways...I don't like this at all...

Who TORE THE MUTHAFUKKIN mats off with your god and mine, CHRIS BENOIT. And how DARE you FUCK UP THE SCREEN WITH YOU GIANT ETCETRA PERIODS!!!

I am really hoping that people don't go crazy over the head bumping a la All Japan in the 90s. Head bumping is fine as long as there is ONE head bump that absolutely makes sure the match is over right there. Otherwise, it just looks so hokey and stupid that nobody will buy it. I really want to see Eddy hit a Sheer Drop Brainbuster instead of his layed-out version. Death Valley Driver, anybody? Why am I not seeing that move any more? It just seems really stupid to me that moves focused on the head and neck don't get attention any more. It was an integral part of psychology when you think about it.

OK. Is there a match that everybody can agree on that is ***** and worthy of being one of the greatest matches of all time? If there is...tell me ALL about it...

Yeah. See, a lot of the matches people think are FUCKING GREAT are that great because they know the backstory. If you know the backstory to this match, and then you watch the match, you will go fucking crazy. I swear. That's what I'm trying to say.

OOOH! What you call a dead baby hidden in the bathroom at Chili's? Babyback ribs...

Misawa at #18? MUTOH at #3? KOJIMA has had two FUCKING MOTYC in the last couple of months...QUE???????? Oh, and RVD at #1 pisses me off. I'm all for him being a big star, but him over...say...KURT ANGLE? No...

Hey wolvie, THANKS FOR TAKING THE ONLY JOSHI MATCH I'VE EVER SEEN TO THE BANK!!! Anyways, Bret/Owen at WM10, their Marathon Match, and their cage match at SS 94 Misawa/Kawada-6/3/94 The Burning vs. The Holy Demon Army-10/15/95 MPro 10-man-10/10/96 Jumbo/Misawa-1990 (unmasking match) Kobashi/Hansen-1993 (Hansen MAULS Kenta with a Lariat that SILENCES the crowd) And now...I go watch all these matches...thank you.

Dean, this independent report has made me closer to the greatness of my local independents...like APW. I am now going to go and see if I can't conceive one of Donovan Morgan's children now...

Did Aja Kong ever go up against Bull Nakano? If they did, was it any good?

What yellow and blue and eats balls? Gonorrhea....

^^^Sound like a mix-up between The Road Warriors and Super Troopers

McLargeHuge...I'm in the North Bay, boy. Same thing

SOMEBODY tell me why Austin/HHH from NWO 01 was better than anything Austin did against Benoit...PLEASE!!!

Bring them both in and tag them together. I did that in my EWR and BOOM! They were over champions. Of course...EWR is SMARTER than Vince...

Dean...hate to burst your bubble...but there isn't a Rey/Noble match for the card...*cries in a corner* I WANT MY REDNECK MeSSIAH!

I think it's just you, dood...

^^^Loves the fact that he can't make up his mind between the coolness of me or Kotz

^^^is currently looking for a Minogue-amous relationship...SWANK!!!

Just to comment on that match...did it seemed like one of the two just mailed it in? I was thinking MONEY MATCH...but they really didn't seem too into it.

I think some people will agree with me when I say that... Bill Goldberg in those pictures above=Mark Coleman...I swear to God.

I swear...Chono fucking rules. McMahon jacks off to too many big men to realize that CHONO is the Emperor of Kings...fucking dick...