EL DANDY~!

Misawa's beef was with Mrs. Baba, which is why NOAH was formed in the first place. Basically, since Mrs. Baba sold her shares in the company to Mutoh, Misawa and Co. have stated that without her there, that they would be willing to work with All Japan again. Mutoh and Kea are gonna face Misawa and Ogawa at NOAH's Dome Show on 7/10, and Misawa is gonna send some NOAH talent back to AJPW in exchange for the work on 7/10.

Me no happy with the fact that I get NO LOVE in this. THE FUCK. That is all.

That's why you use a gun.

Teh ZACK~! is now working as a schoolteacher. All I can say is good luck, and don't let the little buggers take too much control over your life. The day you do that, you're totally messed up and lose control of the class. Trust me; my mom is a schoolteacher in elementary school.

Eugene Mark?

RANDO~! WHAT A WEEK! I RETURN! HE RETURNS! Hey...dude...Team Kotz is the way to go. We all know about your pimp status. You are highly regarded.

Now see, THAT is what I'm fucking talking about. BRING DA HATE! Oh, and Angus, you only became head honcho because I took my time off. If I stayed around, your punk ass would be sniffin' the bottom of my shit stained boots after I removed it from your ass.

Seriously. Let's hear it. I'm getting tired of the juvenile bs. I want some shit tossed and punches thrown.

Hmmmmm...Farley humor. That's not bad...but c'mon...there needs to be more GUSTO~ in that...

The cake is being baked as we speak. It's a REESE'S cake, baby!!!

We get extra points cuz it's my birthday in the wars, right? Rick James: "It's a celebration, bitches. Show EL DANDY~! your titties! I'm Rick James, bitch!" CELEBRATE, BITCHES~!

Face it. You got nobody we'd want. In fact, you have nobody we'd want for a dimwit to be named later.

Awwwwwww...poor Beau...deduct more points for not knowing he just got owned...honestly.

NOBODY gets that joke outside of me and Kotz. FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. Go watch Barry Williams. Then go get a life. We'll wait for you...honestly.

The fuck? You all need to stop being pussies, you Englishmen.

Beau, back off before you get pimpslapped back to the Sundance Kids tour bus. Kotz, ready my powder...

iB, don't you DARE fuck with our sense of fashion. Kotz and I bring the MAD phatness to the table with the fashion. He's a clubaholic, and I bring the pimp gear like MJ in GAME SEVEN OF THE FINALS, BITCH! Besides, next time you change your name, change it to something a little less homosexual.

Fuckin ay. We need a trade. All pimps on Team Kotz.

We all would, but however, none of yous guys are as blessed as me. Gotta keep that pimp hand strong...

No TV match touches Noble/London from this year. They did more with their time than HBK and HHH WISH they could do. But if you go to PPV, you got Guerrero/Lesnar, Benoit/HHH/HBK, Angle/Guerrero, Foley/Orton, and Benoit/HHH/HBK II. Guerrero/Lesnar is my MOTY so far.

Excuse me for being a total dick here...but is there a reason why all these attempts at tomfoolery have been nothing but weak attempts at weak comedy? Am I the one who has to bring civility and actual humor to this establishment?

Curry automatically wins best avatar in thread with the DANCING TAKADA~!

I made it better. That's what happened.

I've watched your matches, Eugene. Please, enlighten me on how you became a wrestler.

Eugene needs to go do 9000 squats for his big match! You're gonna win!!!