EL DANDY~!

The Butcher, Baker, and Candlemaker. That fucking rules...

^said the same thing that I've said twice before to Zorin...

In the G-1 Jr Tag Tourney in 2001, there was this match between Lyger/Samurai and these two young guys, and the vets got upset when one of the young guys put Lyger in a Rolling Strangle Hold Gamma, and Sasaki used it as a finish for a little while, if I remember...

Thanks, Kotz, but don't make me go all Owen on your ass...lol. I won't, cuz that would be dumbo and stuff...

< *checks his watch* ^Yep, still stuck in the 80's...

Well they DID have that one kick-ass match, and Geriatric Tenryu vs. Ass-kicking Elvis (sucky or not) would draw. Suffice to say, it probably would suck, but it would sell out arenas.

How great is Ace Steele's new finisher, Twist of Kane? It's a fucking Gory Special into a NECKBREAKER!!! That is fucking unreal.

^Is Kevin Nash <Is Hulk Hogan IT'S A SWERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I OWN IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! You rule, dood

1. No 100 in anything (not even selling) 2. No point limit; but you are only allowed above 90 in one thing. And if I see a noob with 90, 89, and 89, he will not be included. 3. Overness rules: I. If you have between 1-100 posts, your overness is 0. II. If you have between 101-200 posts, your overness is 10-40. III. If you have between 200-500 posts, your overness is 41-60. IV. If you have 500-700 posts, your overness is 61-75. V. If you have 700-2000 posts, your overness is 75-85. VI. If you have 2000+ posts, your overness is 85+. 4. Your wrestler name is your board name. Stats I need... Wrestler name: EL DANDY~! Short name: EL DANDY~! Weight class: Heavyweight Gender: Male Age: 18 Brawling: 75 Speed: 75 Technical: 85 Stiffness: 78 Selling: 87 Over: 80 Charisma: 85 Attitude: 85 Behavior: 95 High spots yes/no: yes Speaks yes/no: yes Disposition: Happy Finisher: Devil Bomb Secondary finisher: Crippler Crossface Tag Team: None, for now Stable: None, for now Manager: If I can, Heyman Trainer: Arn Anderson Superstar look: Yes Announcer: Yes Booker: No Diva: No I can be a good mid-carder, maybe...

Is that in NHB? Cuz if it is...I need to make a contribution...

That would be a Super Stunner. Only move I can think of. Razazteca, you should change your name to Silver King...we'd kick ass as Los Fabulousos. We could be CMLL TAG TEAM CHAMPEENS!!!

I would just like to see some good little matches that we haven't seen...Hash/Tenryu would be one I want to see. Hey, on the subject of people and their booking control...is Mutoh going to wrestle as Great Muta against Tenryu in their upcoming match>? I heard something like that...

BUMPPPPPPPPPPP!!! With a question, of course... Dames, Dames, Dames, did you enjoy NWA tonight>? Just wondering, because I need to decide if Syxx-Pac as champ=success or not...

^Should let me have the IC Title after Sunday, becuase I'm an ESTABLISHED~! singles wrestler...

Yes it is...Mr. 1000% Guapo...oh and wasn't that EL DANDY~!'s gimmick when he and Silver King teamed up? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are my new best friend!!!

Wait a minute...I'm not getting it...FUNAKI~!? Maybe get Tajiri and bring in DICK~! and you can have KAIENTAI 2.0!!! But yes, Lil Guido needs to get his ass an Italian Gimmick...oh, and if there is a God, trade Stamboli to SmackDown! and let him tag with Guido. PLEASE.

Curry Man, I'm flattered that you think I'm Tim Cooke, but that's the wrong last name...and second, no doubt in my mind that Akira Hokuto is on my list. She fucking rules it. No doubt.

Uh oh...Alina, is there something you wanna tell us???

What about... Al Snow and Stacy Kiebler-Snowballs-Think about it... Booker T and and token white dood-Ebony and Ivory But my World Tag Team Champs would DEFINITELY be... Jaime Noble and Rico-Polar Opposites

Man, if I hear one more thing about Test...I would kick his ass and ask HIM what it's all ABOOT!!!

They will go into the whole, Booker committed a crime, yada yada yada, and then on top of that, it'll be way too much for any of us to bare...yada yada yada. Oh, and Booker moved it by SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAing it to death...

Stephanie's boobs + Howard staring at them and talking about them=RATINGS~!

IB2Black, for future reference, use a slash before the Q in QUOTE, please.

Christian RVD Rey Mysterio

Jeez...almost two months...what a fuckin asshole...