Patty O'Green

Eww! He needs lotion.

Who?

AHHH!!!!!!!!! ! Okay, I'll edit you out.

My fault. Phenom was eight and when he dropped out and I deleted him I didn't take care of the order. I'll do that right now. Phoenix as the last guy would be fine.

Oh, Hoff. You don't like hockey, and you don't think Maggie Gyllenhaal is attractive. What am I going to do with you? Well, you did recomend me Closer. And you knew a chick named Mary Pat which is uncanny because I knew a girl named Mary Margaret! OMG! Anyway, good luck with your new job!

Oh, that's a good one!

Uh-uh, that title goes to Mario Logan. I wish I had saved that picture of him in that shirt that said "Zack Malibu's personal lollipop." Hot.

Yeah! Holy shit, I was addicted to that phrase!

Will do!

When I was little Full House was my favorite show and I used to say whatever the Olsen's catchprhase was ALL THE TIME! And you can keep your thoughts on Charlize Theron to yourself, mister. You've said enough! If the NHL lockout ends anytime soon (which is highly unlikely) would you have to cover hockey? Seeing that you're from Minnesota I imagine you were born with hockey knowledge. Although I remember a WDI thread where you said you didn't like checking in hockey or something of that nature. That worried me. So do you have to actually go into an office and write stuff, or could you just stay at home and write about sports in your underwear?

If you don't want your character to be used in the AP ad, speak up now or forever hold your peace. I probably won't use any of you, but just in case...

Because I like you I won't kill you. Thank you! My parents didn't pay hundereds of thousands of dollars to send me to private schools for nothing! I'm sure they'd be thrilled to know their money has paid off in the form of mild e-fed success Hoff, what sport would you be covering at fanball?

Fuck Anaheim. Mighty Sucks! bwhahahaha! Put it in LA or Saint Louis. 314 mutha'fuckas! Seriously, Trump Plaza is fine. I'd say the MGM Grand in Vegas but we already went to Veags so the Plaza is cool.

An Anglepalooza commercial parodying Dazed and Confused This post is like talking to myself.

I always thought someone should become Crystal's boyfriend. Then somehow be downgraded to what's basically her valet. Then all the angles that are normally ran with valets would be ran in reverse with the man playing the weaker "female" role. On the dude's "birthday" all the heels would buy him a real pretty dress because he wears the skirt in the relationship. Eventually the dude would get pissed that he's playing the "bitch", start suffering from gender role crisis, and turn on Crystal. Viola! A star is born and then jobbed out and dumped back to the midcard with the rest of us. Axel is a big dude. He needs a big woman. He should leave Crystal for a real fat chick. Then come running back when he finds out this real fat chick has a schlong. Then they'd all have a love triangle/feud. I should write for the WWE that seems like something they'd go for. The Love Doctors should feud with the Frankensteiners. A team of stripping, wrestling, medical professionals against a team that pays tribute to Dog Face Gremlin Rick Steiner and Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner would be entertaining. Somehow the angle should revolve around steroid testing. Steroids are what's hot. We need to make our angles socially relevant. Enough pointless fantasy booking for an e-fed. Onto the feedback! Actually, I was just about to do your segment, but then I found out someone who used to give me something very important came back to town and I had to go give up something very important to get it. Then I had to fill my mom’s car with gas. Your segment; That actually would’ve been weird if AJ Flaire was Phoenix since December. Anyway, I could see why you wanted the mainevent for this angle. I guess it would’ve been pretty stupid to have one big return with a swerve followed by another big return with another different type of swerve. If I hadn’t known ahead of time what you were planning, I would’ve been shocked by the ending. I enjoyed the descriptions in the match. I can’t really word that compliment any better. I am somewhat upset that Tom Goran wasn't the jobber to "take off". Read his bio! I practically handed a rags to riches feel good story to you people! And this is how you repay me?! I should've put him in a mask. Tom Goran is more human then any of you! That 70's guy reminds me of the greatest decade I wasn’t alive for. The 50's. J/K, pimps. Roller Disco’s rule! And I can’t be the only one who wears Bell Bottom jeans? Or listens to Slow Ride six times a day. Slow Ride! Take it easssssay! Weren’t Los Conquistadors Edge and Christian? Or were they Matt and Jeff Hardy? Or were they none of the above? Cappa has the best entrance music in the fed: its quick metaphors and hard punches on the cuts feels something like hard punches to the gut how I address the haters, and under estimaters and ride up on them like they escalators they shook up, and hooked up to respirators on they last breath talking to investigators

Opening the show, OAOAST Tag Team Ttile Match Chicks Over Dicks Vs The Original Elite, Dan Black and Zack Malibu Womens Championship Match Holly-Wood Vs Candie

I mentioned this in GCF, but in terms of Saints matches and promos, Tony out did himself tonight. Excellent, pre match skit. Good match as well, I thought the description of Tony’s tights were cute and I liked how the fans got on the side of the Saints even though they aren’t the most faceish of teams. J.R. channeling real life Zack Malibu and thinking he’s cool because he watches the O.C. was neat. That’s even funnier then the time Cole said he was losing his memory because of eating flavored condoms. I was pleased with how the Stevens segment kind of put Jumbo over as a bad dude because he’s the one who did the actual beat down on Hoff. That’s all for now.

Patty will be posting this week. It'll be up aroud 10:00 EST. Same as always.

You read my mind, because I wanted it be in Calgary. I'm PMIng you right now!

I was going to say nanoseconds.

Minutes.

I'm one step ahead of you....

This happens to you quite a bit. In order to compensate for the fact that I know next to nothing about pro wrestling, I have to employ a level of perversion and depravity. That Frankensteiner match was based off a true story. Every event that took place out of the ring and some that took place in the ring has happened in some shape or form. I would think that Zack would to want to maim Chris Stevens, considering young Stevens is the reason Zack got his ass kicked. Nice return by Hoff with a swerve at the end! I kind of expected a swerve but what I was expecting was for it to be Calvin who attacked Hoff and not Zack. But that would've made no sense. But since when does wrestling have to make sense? Anyway, Stevens made Hoff cry! That's mean! I thought we all (Zack, Hoff, and I) did a good job on the mainevent. Did I imagine this or did Stone Cold come out and interrupt a Chris Stevens promo a few weeks ago?

I like this one. It was cuuute! Danny B and Jimmy R gots mad chemistry. I hope Eski writes an angle where Dan's about to get married and Jr is gonna be his best man & whatnot, but then Jr concludes that he loves Dan. It'll be like My best friend's wedding in wrestling form. Seriously, I really enjoyed this one. Good choice to use JR instead of Coach.

I already called the opener with my match.