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So is it hardcore or softcore?

Chuck Norris doesn't need paper OR plastic. He can carry all his groceries in one hand while roundhouse kicking some idiot who let his basket roll into the side of Chuck's car.

Except we pretty much know the line up for WrestleMania now. HHH/Cena Batista/Orton Hogan/Someone (probably Big Show or Angle) Vince/HBK I'm sure they won't deviate from that lineup too far. Personally I think that's not that bad of a lineup, but others will find it terrible. Plus there will be the obligitory IC, Tag, Cruiser, and US Title matches in the undercard.

Mom says I'm grounded and I have to job the belt because I failed algebra.

Actually this skit rips off "9 to 5" more than anything. So WWE is not only running one suicide skit, but multiple suicide skits. Also the Hell in a Cell is over now....they can stop trying to make it seem devistating by having Tim kill himself. Now there is absolutely no point to it.

There's nothing wrong with "F5" seeing as he spins like a Tornado so it's fitting. F5 is a classification of Tornado. I think it's the biggest one you can have. I've always hated the name "Sweet Chin Music". It sounds like HBK wants to skull f*ck someone.

She made OWW remove her profile because it had her real name in it? Didn't WWE and Lawler say her real name a few times? I find it funny that her clients were "googling" her. Yeah I know they meant the search engine, but it still sounds funny.

Shouldn't the world title match go on first so the champ can be home before his curfew?

Viagara is made from Chuck Norris's testosterone. If you have an erection for over 4 hours and you call the doctor he then transfers your call to Chuck who tells you to get over it. You've just taken a fraction of Chuck's testosterone. He walks around with a constant erection and he's doing just fine.

Yeah I wondered why JFK grabbed at his throat right before the shot to the head. Was he shot before the head shot?

Geez I guess I've never seen the whole video. I don't recall it being that graphic. Or maybe the clips I've seen on TV for so many years have been sanitized a bit.

I'm sorry, but there's no way with my new job that I could run the website again.

I demand Elvis vs. The Honky Tonk Man!

So is this a Big Mama's House crossover???

Trish is going to the showers.....we all know where this is heading. HLA!!!!! How will they explain the camera being there? You know they'll have something boarderline creepy lesbian stalker-ish.

Whoa Angle said "Hospital" instead of "Medical Facility"

Was that a botched Chokeslam or a botched escape attempt?

Hey wait when did they move the announce table back to ringside???

Uh oh Shawn's going to have to bust out the old Side Suplex again.

From now on??? Vince has booking for his own personal amusement for quite awhile now.

Em no she's the one on the right:

I actually have a match now with Foshi for this show.

When is the New Year's Special? Tonight?

Parka needs a match please!! Also I'd like a feud for the Triple Threat if at all possible. We need to jumpstart the 6 man tag division with some feuds.

HHH in WCW as Jean Paul Levesque. (Terra Ryzin was his Indy name I think.) What about Dan Severn's WWF run? He didn't do much of note.