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I always liked this one: A priest and a rabbi were travelling on a plane. After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs". The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb and tasted pork." The priest nodded in understanding and went back to his reading. After a while the rabbi asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your faith that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes that is still very much a part of our faith." The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptation of the flesh?" The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith." The rabbi nodded understandingly for an moment and then said, "A lot better than pork isn't it?"

The UN resolution said that in the event that Saddam was in violation, it was up to the UN, not the United States, to figure out what to do about it. Hey, it's still a reason. They were in violation of the UN resolutions set against them, and the US decided to enforce it because the UN refused to take action. I'm perfectly fine with that. so if cops don't enforce the speed limit, can I tape one of those neato flashing light thingys I got at Spencers Gifts onto my car and enforce the law for them?? j/k of course, but thats the first thing I thought of when I read that response Hey, someone has to be in control. I'm all good for that sort of stuff... ... he wrote as he listened to "King of My World". Bush should honestly walk out to this at the Republican Convention. Hey, in 2000 Pat Buchanan ended his convention with a loop of, I shit you not, first Real American (yes, Hulk's WWF theme), and to prove it wasn't a coincidence, immediately after "American Made" (Hulk's WCW theme). It was pretty freaky. I was at a hotel and it was late at night and Im sure it was a replay on Cspan or something, and I heard Real American and saw Buchanan shaking hands at the end of Reform Party Convention and was thinking "wtf?" and then when it ended and American Made started up, I questioned my sobriety.

I've never seen any CZW. I'm not sure I want to. If it's 10 bucks or less should I give it a shot?

Is it wrong of me to want to get the DVD even after ordering the show just so I can have all those promo spots?

And no, this shouldn't go in the other thread, and if you even suggest it, you will get the POUUUUUUUNNNNNCEEEEE. Period. Monty Brown will be a guest on ESPN 2's Morning Show - Cold Pizza Friday August 6th at 7am-9am ET, (Encore: 9am - 11 am ET). He will be discussing various topics including his current role in TNA, Brock Lesnar joining the the NFL and much more! Cold Pizza airs live from New York City weekdays from 7am-9am ET, (encores from 9am - 11 am ET), and offers a unique blend of sports, pop culture, lifestyles and entertainment features.

I don't get this logic at all. It's like a parent wants to keep his kid off drugs, decides the kid will probably try to find drugs anyway, so instead of stopping the kid, just supplies the stuff himself. Bush's team would be smart to exploit this one in the debates.

Vyce, Cerebus...just...don't. There's no point. Don't waste your energy. He's either incredibly irrational and delusional or just plain dumb. INXS, don't worry about that bad man Mr. Bush anymore. Here's something fun to play with to take your mind off of it: It's a short bus, just like you used to ride!

That would kick ass.

Um, because the country is run by an insane lunatic that knowingly starves his popullation while increasing his military strength as a sign of hostility towards others in his region? And North Korea HAS nukes, unlike Iran. There's no speculation there. Jesus Christ INYX can't be this retarded can he? It has to be a gimmick...right?

I agree with every word you said. Well put. (There were never any terrorists attacks!? Tell that to the poor citizens of Israel who have had to deal with this shit almost every day for years now). Iraq looks bad in the short term, but in the long term will prove essential. This is a long and complicated process, and not as simple as "find Bin Laden and then we'll all be safe!" Removing Saddam eliminates a dangerous obstacle early before he could become a threat to our interests in the Middle East and a conveniant ally to our enemies in the War on Terror. It also diverts the terrorists attentions to Iraq, keeping them distracted from trying to strike again in the US. And ultimately, when the country stabalizes, and if a democracy can suceed it could lead to an ideology shift in other parts of the Middle East that could be more powerful in fighting terrorism than our military ever could be. This ultimately will be remembered as far more important than any questionable WMD intelligence. History will judge whether going into Iraq was the right move and will judge George W. Bush's legacy. What seems like a short sighted blunder in 10 years could be viewed as the first front in winning the War on Terror.

Well considering you're not American, you have no say in the issue. And thank God for that!

Looks like I was right. I only said I was 99% sure. If Roger Clemens can be, so can I.

I hope he gives Tom Arnold the POOOOUUUUUUNNNNCCCCE!!!!!!!!!!!! CATCH THE PHENOMENAL ONE AND THE ALPHA MALE ON UPCOMING TELEVISION APPEARANCES Both The Phenomenal AJ Styles and The Alpha Male Monty Brown will be making special television appearances this Monday, August 9! The Alpha Male will guest this Monday (8/9) on “The Best Damn Sports Show Period” on Fox Sports Net! Brown, a former NFL superstar and current TNA NWA World Heavyweight Title contender, will be joining sporting gurus Tom Arnold, Chris Rose and John Salley on the hit program to discuss his NFL and TNA careers. According to producers of the show, footage of The Alpha Male’s NFL and TNA career will also be featured. Check your local listings on Monday to catch Monty Brown on Best Damn Sports Show Period on Fox Sports Net. Also on Monday, The Phenomenal AJ Styles will make an early-morning appearance on Fox’s “Good Day Atlanta” in the metro-Atlanta area. Styles – a longtime Georgia native – will be the special guest beginning at 7AM ET and will be discussing TNA and his home state with the hosts of “Good Day Atlanta”.

I got you guys this beautiful cutlery set as a wedding gift : Just don't use it to kill each other...

NEW fucking pictures!

*cough* Sounds like you could use some, you can even choose which flavor you want!

So I guess I won't be invited to your wedding with bigjig?

Well, the lib posters wondered why there wasn't a conservative Kamui to laugh at can wonder no longer...

"Born Again". Was that so hard?

Let it be known that I do not feel GreatOne fairly represents the conservative viewpoint here, nor do I feel he posts maturely when he tries. I actually left the WWE folder after expiriencing him, yet he's found his way here. So, I motion to General Dr. Tom and Colonel KKK to refuse entry into the KKKonservative Brigade, and to make it known that we do not condone his attempts. I really have no idea where Mike stands on this, but he's seemed a little burnt out in his postings lately anyway. Oh, and just so I don't neglect my duties as a member: You know why Michael Moore's last name is that? Because he always eats MORE....get it?!!? More, moore...ehem....is this thing on?

I'm looking forward to every single match on the Pride show, that says something. What's the deal with pairing Ogawa with Fedor though? Are the Japanese THAT delusional? I think the other way would have produced 2 better matches with Nog/Og ground war and Fedor/Khar slugfest. Oh well. UFC should be pretty good too, but like most of their shows I'll need to familiarize myself with some of their undercarders, since they insist on only a couple big matches per show. Couture/Belfort is the match I wanted to see last time and will freak out if another fluke thing happens that prevents it from getting going. I don't know much about Tiger White but I'm assuming Chuck will plow through him. Nick Diaz vs. Karo Parisyan should be fun. Why is Kyle invited back after that crap he pulled with Wes Simms? Simms should at least get a grudge rematch. Otherwise, the rest of the guys I'll have to get to know. And, wait no Georges St. Pierre this time?!

Shame on you dude. No I don't want it, nor do I need to get it from you to hear it. It leaked a couple weeks ago and Mustaine was quite upset about it when posting on the 'Deth boards. The album will be avaliable legally in September, which is when he wants us to hear it, and I for one do not want it spoiled for me.

Hell, let's give 'em Israel, it's only fair....

That's according to you. Not all religions believe that. It reminds me of the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry asks Sheryl why Christians try to force everyone to like Jesus so much... "I like lobster, you don't see me going around to people saying, 'here, try some lobster, it's good! Try some more lobster! I mean, you all go to other countries, 'here, try some lobster, you need to have it'" I think people resent attitudes like yours that act so self riteous like your way is the only way. The only thing more irritating is what you do so often by going "I don't judge, I'm tolerant of all people, and I'm very modest about my religion, but what I say is still right because the Christian intepretation of the bible says so". None of us will know until we die, and we might not even know then. So by all means, believe and practice how you will, but don't act like everyone else should too, because people believed many things before Jesus arrived and lived good lives, and people have and will continue to live good lives after Jesus whether they follow Christianity or not. If you couldn't tell, I'm not a religious person, yet I DO respect those who are, and believe strongly in allowing everyone to have their faith and using it to help others in need, but I just get sick of the holier than thou attitudes sometimes. Just needed to get that off my chest. I just opened the can of worms didn't I....

What if he was a Christian Scientist?