King Cucaracha

My idea's better because it has more armdrags. But yeah, works for me.

Lumines. Hadn't read about it, didn't pay huge attention to releases and it came as a cheap package with the PSP when I got it.

Praise be. I lost EWR from my computer a while back and am too bone-idle to search it out, so kudos for the links. WreSpi is a good concept but I never really got into it. You could work the bodyparts sure, but if psychology like that came into the game it never really showed. A lot of the counters seemed to happen with no rhyme or reason either. After a while, you just rush through the matches double clicking on the first move or counter your mouse lands on and waiting until you got a win. Seeing as it's geared towards the 'smart' fan who cares about that junk, it needs some tweaking to make it less...well, less of a spotfest, for lack of a better term.

War Games 91. That's all I need to hear.

Is there anywhere Chris Hero doesn't work?

Saved By The Striker, in.

I vote my match is changed to a 'who can cram the most indy spots into one match' Match.

Willie The Worker would be a better gimmick than whatever the hell it is RVD's supposedly been doing for the past 5 years.

Quit school. Worked for me. Also, I think winning a PPV match should result in one of CC sending you $5 through Paypal or other such means. That's ten English pounds, gentlemen. Make a note.

I always loved this one, since I heard Punk quote it on an indy show. Non-lethal judo throws? Who ever heard of a lethal judo throw?

Yeah, I'm not sure there's a lot anyone on CC can really do. If I feel like a lazy asshole, nothing's going to get me writing to be fair. One idea to promote consistency would be, and in the spirit of everything I do I've stolen it from an indy fed, coming up with a lose ranking system for #1 Contendership to the World Title and possibly others. Basically, to qualify for a title shot, you have to accumulate three straight victories, aka 'points'. Each win earns you a point. If it's elimination multi-man stuff, each victory would I assume earn you one point. One defeat sends you back to 0 points though. That'd give people a reason to show every show they possibly can, it'll make sure the title scene is competitive, you can build storylines around it, it'd stop people getting instant World Title storylines without noteable workload (which I was guilty of last title reign, of course) and most importantly of all, CHIKARA do it so it MUST be awesome.

Before the main event, thanks. COLE Three days to go until the hottest night of the summer, AngleSlam 2006 promises to be a heated night in more ways than one. COACH Oh no doubt. It's been a crazy environment around here these past few weeks, all leading to Sunday night. COLE A lot of personal issues to be settled and a lot of pride on the line, plus five titles to be decided. And who knows, we might end up adding some more stuff in the meantime, just to give you your dollar's worth. Here's what's on tap as of right now for AngleSlam... [b]!~OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP~! -ALFDOGG (c) VS. DREK STONE-[/b] COLE ...headlined by this big main event. Assuming he gets past Hoff tonight, Alfdogg defends the World Championship against the BattleBowl winner and former World Champion in his own right, Drek Stone. COACH But if he loses, it'll be Hoff versus Drek, right? COLE Right, but... COACH Man, that'd be an awesome match! COLE Coach, we're supposed to be selling what's actually on the show, not what might be on the show. COACH Oh. Yeah. Either way, Drek's more than likely gonna be the new champ, that's worth your money folks. [b]!~NO RULES NECCESSARY~! -ZACK MALIBU VS. BRUCE BLANK-[/b] COLE The most personal issue in the OAOAST today, perhaps ever, Zack Malibu finally gets his hands on Bruce Blank and it's No Rules Neccessary! COACH Zack's been stewing for weeks now, itching to get this match. No rules, usually, would be Bruce's kinda match, but if Zack's willing to pull a gun on the guy then who knows what he'll do at AngleSlam when it's all nice and legal. COLE Except guns. [b]!~24/7 INTERPROMOTIONAL DREAM MATCH~! -LANDON MADDIX (c) VS. LEON RODEZ-[/b] COLE The 24/7 Title the backdrop for an historic first-time meeting. COACH I've gotta admit, Landon looked pretty good tonight. But the SWF winning over the OAOAST at our AngleSlam event is unthinkable. COLE Landon's been very vocal, claiming that he will embarrass this company by beating one of our hottest prospects at the second biggest show of the year, in his OAOAST PPV debut. But Leon Rodez isn't 'one of our hottest prospects' for nothing and hopefully, Landon will find out why this Sunday. [b]!~TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH~! -THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS (c) VS. BLACK T VS. THE SOONER BRUISERS-[/b] COLE A lot of issues in this one, Black T are after The Heavenly Rockers Tag Team Titles. But now, the added distraction of The Sooner Bruisers has complicated that. The question is, can Logan control his temper when confronted by the men who crashed his wedding day, or will his anger cost his team the belts. COACH Logan and Synth'll be out for blood, Black T out for gold and The Sooners just out for themselves. [b]!~I QUIT IN A CAGE MATCH~! -THA PUERTO RICAN VS. THUNDERKID-[/b] COACH It's I Quit. Only, in a Cage! COLE And it's the final chapter in a long lasting grudge between these two. Only one way to win, no escape and no chance of The Lightning Crew getting involved. It'll be settled once and for all at AngleSlam. [b]!~MIAMI MAYHEM MATCH~! -LONGDOGGER PETE VS. PETER KNIGHT-[/b] COLE And speaking of settling scores, how about this? PK and Longdogger have been going at it for months and it finally comes down to a straight battle between the two. Only, it's under the Longdogger's rules, Miami Mayhem, a match he virtually patented in the SWF. COACH What's a Miami Mayhem? COLE ... [b]!~OAOAST HEARTLAND CHAMPIONSHIP~! -OTAKU II (c) VS. BROCK AUSSTIN-[/b] COACH These two hate each other too. COLE Indeed. Otaku refuses to back down from the man mountain bully that is Brock Ausstin and they go at it one more time over the Heartland Championship at AngleSlam. Can Brock regain the title, or will Otaku fend Brock off once more? [b]!~HI-YAH TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS~! -D*LUX (c) VS. THE GPX-[/b] COLE A battle over titles, but based on jealousy. COACH It's not jealousy, moron! D*LUX are leeching off of The GPX's popularity, The GPX ain't happy. I don't call that jealousy. COLE Well, D*LUX haven't done a thing to warrant the hostility from Static and Jax, but they've been pushed into reaction. The result? Tag action at AngleSlam! [b]!~TAG TEAM WORLD CUP SEMI-FINALS~! -CANADA VS. JAMAICA- -U.S.A VS. LITHUANIA-[/b] [b]!~TAG TEAM WORLD CUP FINALS~! - CANADA/JAMAICA VS. U.S.A/LITHUANIA-[/b] COLE And even more tag action at AngleSlam, as the Tag Team World Cup draws to a conclusion. Team Heyross of course proudly representing the U.S.A. This is one issue not based on hatred at AngleSlam, although if it comes down to the U.S and Canada, there's nothing but hatred there. COACH Damn Frenchies. COLE Exactly. A big chance for the three non-American teams to carve an OAOAST career out for themselves too and plenty of national pride on the line. COACH Go U.S.A, WHOOOOO! U.S.A! Four More Years! COLE ...up next, Alfdogg versus Hoff, World Title on the line. Main event on the way! Don't press Alt + F4. Or tune out from your TVs. Yeah.

COLE Coming up next, it's the 24/7 Championship on the line and a momentous night as one of the SWF's finest makes his official OAOAST debut. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, a three-year veteran and former two-time World Champion has called this a 'warm-up' match ahead of his match at AngleSlam against Leon Rodez. Biff Atlas, one half of Nutrition's Real Gurus, will be the man with something to say about that and hopefully defend the OAOAST's honour. COACH You really think Biff's got a chance? COLE Landon Maddix is the most decorated athlete in SWF history, with thirteen seperate title reigns in his two and a half years with the company, plus four more title reigns in their old feeder promotion the SJL. There's no doubting that he's a great athlete. He's not the most popular of people either, hard to believe I know, so he's used to hostile atmospheres like he'll get tonight. On paper, to those who know about Landon, he's the favourite to win tonight. But wrestling matches aren't won on paper and tonight Biff Atlas comes with the entire OAOAST locker room and the fans in his corner and the lure of a career making upset here tonight. COACH He's got a lot of pressure on his big-ass shoulders though Mikey. Biff's a tag wrestler. This Maddix guy, he's a four-time SWF Tag Champion, right? COLE Four-time and current, yes. And feel free to steal more of my research notes any time you like. COACH No problem. Anyway, point is Maddix must be a great tag wrestler but he's made it as a singles wrestler first. Biff's a tag wrestler, but he's not got experience in singles. COLE Well that is true. Fingers crossed for Biff though, after Landon's comments at the OAOAST's expense. COACH Word. .:CUE: "Adrenaline", Gavin Rossdale:. If we're being honest, Biff Atlas has rarely been the most popular man in the OAOAST. But judging from the reaction he gets as he comes out through the OAOAST entrance doors, he might be tonight. Gone are the hula skirt and the ankle bracelets, tonight Biff is obviously all business as he's kitted out in his aqua NRG tights and looking ready for action. Biff exchanges a few high-fives on his way to the ring, looking a little over-whelmed by the reaction he's getting as he rolls into the ring and pops to his feet, wide-eyed as he glances around the arena. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the OAOAST 24/7 Championship of the World! In the ring, the challenger... hailing from Venice Beach, California. Weighing in tonight at two hundred and twenty pounds. One half of Nutrition's Real Gurus... BIIIIIIIFFF... "SHAMPOO"... AAAAAAAAAAATTLLLLAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE What a reaction for Biff Atlas! I don't think he quite knows what to make of it all right now, but he needs to use it to his advantage and not get caught up in it like a deer caught in headlights. COACH Let's hope Biff can keep his eyes off of Maddix's hair long enough to beat him too. "Tell me exactly, what am I supposed to do Now that I have allowed you, to beat me! Do you think that we could play another game Maybe I could win this ti-ime." "I kinda like the misery you put me through Darling you can trust me, completely! If you even try to look the other way I think that I could kill this ti-ime!" Almost drowned out by boos but not quite due to a state of the art P.A system, "The Game" by Disturbed hits, as through the entrance doors steps Megan Skye, heralding the arrival of the 24/7 Champion. Landon Maddix stops at the top of the ramp and thrusts his hands out to his side to another crescendo of boos. All of which Landon takes in his stride as he walks down the aisle, carrying over his shoulder proudly the SWF World Tag Team Title, the 24/7 Title less proudly around his waist. BUFFER And introducing the opponent. He is led to the ring by his manager, Ms. MEGAN SKYE! From Huron, South Dakota by way of Madrid, Spain... weighing two hundred, twenty pounds. One half of the SWF World Tag Team Champions and the reigning, defending OAOAST 24/7 CHAMPION of the World! Making his official debut for the OAOAST tonight, ladies and gentlemen he is LLAAANNDDOOOONN... "LA CUCARACHA"... MMMMMMAAAAAADDIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXX!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Landon leaps to the apron, looking out at the crowd as Megan climbs the steps. Megan holds open the ropes and Landon bounds into the ring, spinning himself into the centre of the ring with every ounce of his ego powering him and posing with Megan. Biff watches on from a neutral corner, a little pensively. COLE He's certainly not understating this first official entrance, is he Coach? Unstrapping his 24/7 Title, Maddix hands it to referee Charles Robinson. He doesn't however entrust him with the SWF Tag Title, which he instead passes off to Megan with a wink and a smile. A confident smile. Go figure. "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" COLE A hostile reaction from these OAOAST fans, although to be fair he's not the most popular with the SWF fanbase either. Of which there are a few here tonight who I've seen with SWF shirts on. COACH They're lucky they ain't been run out of here already. *DINGDINGDING!* The bell sounds and it's official, Landon Maddix's first official OAOAST match is officially underway. Your official, Charles Robinson. Biff still looks a little nervous and his eyes dart around the arena, perhaps a little lost without long-time partner Flex Phillips in his corner or even at ringside. Looking entirely more confident, Landon shuffles out of the corner and measures his opponent up. And despite the identical body weight, Biff clearly looks the more impressive physically. So rather than coming bulling out from the bell, the crafty 24/7 Champion comes to a stop, one hand pinned behind his back, the other extended for a friendly handshake. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH I dunno if this is how they do things in the SWF or not, but I smell a rat. COLE Well, Biff isn't reknowned as a smart cookie. But surely he's not going to fall for this. Trying to look as genuine as possible Landon encourages Biff to shake the hand. Looking around the arena nervously, Biff doesn't seem sure of quite what to do. The mass of downward pointing thumbs and frantic shaking of heads scattered around the OAOAST crowd tells him that something is amiss though and as he turns back to Landon he declines the shake, instead showing off TEH GUNZ~! which causes Maddix to turn away, furious at being upstaged. COACH You're no Lex Luger buddy. One pose like that and he'd have suckas diving for cover. Accepting defeat in the battle of the bodies, Landon offers up a greco-roman knucklelock to the americo-roman knucklehead. Biff cautiously accepts... ...and gets jabbed in the eyes! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Patented Landon Maddix I'm afraid. As Biff blindly stumbles backwards, Maddix goes on the attack with his strike of choice, the forearm. A quick succession of four back Biff into the ropes and set up an irish whip, sending Biff shooting across the ring and back into a high, spinning back elbow! Sneer, pose, soak up Megan's applause, all patented Landon. Eventually, Landon then makes the pin... 1... ...and gets PRESSED off of the pin by Biff! "YYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!" COLE That might just give Landon's ego a bit of a battering. Landon quickly applies a side headlock as Biff pulls himself up and looks to keep the pocket powerhouse under control. Going to the gut with an elbow, Biff simply powers Maddix off into the ropes though. Building up a head of steam, the confident Champion barrels right back with a shoulderblock...and goes down! Hard! Up clambers Landon with a hold of the back of his head, turning to meet Biff as he comes off the ropes, connecting with his own shoulderblock, which again sees Landon bounced off the canvas like a rubber ball! Maddix is already hoping for a timeout now, but Biff mows him down with a clothesline despite his attempts to beg off, forcing Maddix to retreat to the floor to get a breather. COLE That's what Biff Atlas has to do if he stands a chance of winning the 24/7 Title tonight. He's got to be smashmouth and use his power advantage, not allowing Landon to show off his athleticism. COACH Or to cheat. COLE That too. Although, with No Disqualifications in the 24/7 Division, he could also just cream Landon with a dumbell. COACH No complaints here. Despite there being No DQs and falls counting anywhere, Biff doesn't follow Landon out to the floor and allows him time to regroup. Over comes Megan with some words of advice and her trusty towel, mopping any sweat Maddix has already accumulated from his brow. "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" Those tactics don't earn Maddix any fans, but he's not concerned. Team conference over, Landon eventually re-enters the ring, making sure Robinson keeps Biff back as he does so. Another lock-up is offered from La Cucaracha and understandably Biff is even more wary this time, after the thumb he got in his eye last time. Crossing his heart, Landon swears he's genuine this time. He's not, of course, as he lunges past Biff and applies a waistlock. Not a technical expert, Biff uses his power to prise Landon's hands apart, then performs a standing switch. Reaching back, Maddix looks for an escape from Biff's waistlock...and finds it, wrapping his hands around Biff's head and wrenching his neck into a cravaté! COLE Uh-oh, that 3/4 chancre that's known in British circles as the cravate. A pet hold of Landon, it's not that pretty but it's...well, it's not that effective either actually. It's basically a headlock. But it is his pet hold. And trust me, he will hold onto that cravaté until you fall asleep if he feels like it, because he doesn't really know what he's doing. Lucky then that Biff has no plans on staying put in the hold, barging Landon back into the corner and driving back, crushing him against the turnbuckles. Another barge forces Landon to break the hold, before Biff takes a run-up, looking for a more forceful barge. Maddix gets the foot up to block, dazing Biff for... ...another cravaté! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Ugh! COLE Now, if this were someone like Zane Maxwell, this would be a good tactic because he would be working towards something. Landon learnt this hold from an old tag team partner while trying to improve as a technical wrestler. But he gave up halfway, so he's left with a hold that he doesn't really know what to do with except apply and hold. COACH So, he's just dumb, or he's doing this to piss the fans off? COLE A little from column A, a little from column B. He's not a mat tactician by any stretch of the imagination. Maddix clings onto the hold with the support of Megan and only Megan behind him. The rest of the crowd route behind Biff, as he powers up and lands an elbow to the gut. Another elbow. And a third, breaking the cravaté. Biff then grabs Landon and shoots him to the ropes with a whip. The succeeding clothesline is avoided though as Landon rolls underneath the well-developed arm, coming to his feet and looking for a knifedge chop. Biff ducks that though, taking Maddix's far arm on his way and twisting it around into another whip. This time Landon comes back and gets pressed into the air by the powerhouse, but he manages to shift his weight in mid-air and come down with a hurricanrana, taking Biff over into a corner and giving the 24/7 Champion another chance to posture for his new fanbase. COLE Hurri-Lanrana. COACH Cute. As Biff pulls himself up in the corner, over swaggers Landon, measuring Biff up... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!* ...and landing a knifedge in the corner. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!* ...and a second chop, across Biff's ripped pectorals. Being ripped, they absorb the chops a little more... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!* ...but a third seems to do the job as Biff slumps a little deeper in the corner. Landon takes advantage, placing his leg across Biff's throat and choking him against the buckle, knowing full well the referee is powerless to warn him. Retracting the leg, Maddix then takes a moment to argue with some of the more vocal members of the Lincoln crowd as Biff crawls away to catch his breath. "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" Following after Atlas, Maddix hooks his leg under an arm, taking Biff over with an Oklahoma roll... 1... 2... No! Beating Biff back to his feet, Landon lands a boot to the head to keep him at bay. Followed by another boot, just for fun. Lording it over the fallen Biff, Landon then turns out to the crowd and shows off his own, not quite as impressive but present nonetheless GUNZ~! MADDIX WHO'S GOT THE POWAH NOW, HUH~! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The only person in danger of swooning is Megan as Maddix shows the crowd what's he's got. Biff is up in mid-posedown, but Landon spots him and cuts him off as he reaches his knees, landing a knee before holding Biff's head in place and grinding him across the face with a BOOTSCRAPE~! COACH That's a real dick move. Landon's kickpads don't do much to soften the blow for Biff, still recoiling with a hold of his face as Maddix looks to bring him back to his feet. Irish whip by Landon sends Atlas into the corner, the smaller half of NRG nestling against the buckles as Maddix runs in, leaps and lands a big forearm smash! "OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Biff staggers out of the corner as Maddix fires off the ropes, connecting with a second leaping forearm strike to this time put the challenger down. On his knees already, Landon decides why not make a cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Straight on goes another cravaté, Landon controlling Biff's movement and slowly bringing him up to his feet, still trapped in the hold. Before Biff can even think about firing back, a knee to the gut doubles him over, Landon cravatemaring Biff over onto his seat... *SMACK!* ...and he just PUNTS Biff in the spine with a Dragon Kick! COACH That'll make you piss blood in the morning. Biff kicks his feet nursing the back, as Landon comes off the ropes behind and pulls a move out of the Curt Hennig playbook, tumbling over Biff and taking the head with a Perfect Neck Snap! Of course, Landon takes the chance to posture as soon as he comes to a stop. But he does then scramble over and belatedly follow-up with the pin... 1... 2... Kickout! Shaking the finger at referee Robinson, Landon looks for Biff to get back up. Using the ropes Biff does so, but as he turns around Maddix busts out an impressive Dropsault to knock him right back down! Landon is already warning referee Robinson about his count, even as he's crawling over to make the cover... 1... 2... Kickout! MADDIX Come on! COLE A little show of frustration from the Champion, who obviously doesn't think much of the OAOAST and it's roster, so it's safe to say he's underestimating Biff. Landon pulls Biff up by his shiny bald head, then takes that same bald head and hurls it face-first into the top turnbuckle. Spinning Biff to face him, Landon then loads up... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and fires in another knifedge. Referee Robinson tries to order Landon into getting Biff out of the corner, but the 24/7 Champion is under no real requirement to do so and connects with another couple of forearm strikes before whipping Biff out. Biff hits the buckles on the opposite side and is rebounded out, being waited on by Landon who scythes him down with a drop toehold. Up to all fours bounces Biff. And if he'd done his research, he'd know that was a bad position as Landon steps over and looks to snare the head to apply the Land Of Nod! Frantically Biff starts to twist and turn, throwin' elbows and eventually forcing his way to safety, crawling back through Landon's legs. Not dwelling on the disappointment, Maddix hits the ropes and charges at Biff. Clothesline attempt is ducked by Landon, who keeps on running, bouncing off the opposite side...just as Biff tumbles through the air, cutting Landon off with a Spinning Wheel Kick right to the jaw!! "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE That might well be a knockout! Landon sprinted right into Biff's heel! COACH But Biff ain't following up, he's gotta follow up! COLE Biff's taken most of the punishment in this match Coach. Both men are down and I'm not sure if you can have a double countout in 24/7 Title matches, Robinson certainly isn't counting. Stumbling to his feet, the knocked loopy Next Generation wanders aimlessly around the ring. Megan is frantic trying to get him to turn around. But even though he does as told, it's a mistake, as Biff is in the middle of an adrenaline rush and firing up. Around turns Landon and he gets popped with a right hand! "BIFF!" Right hand. "BIFF!" Right hand. "BIFF!" Right hand. "BIFF!" Taken aback momentarily, Biff turns to the crowd to check that they really are chanting his name. The cheer he gets for simply looking at them tells him they are, so Biff gets into the spirit of things, wiiiiiiinding up and... ...Landon ducks, catching him under the arm and pulling Biff down with the Complete Shot!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Aw man, Biff got a little carried away and it cost him. Still dazed in his own right, Maddix takes a moment to roll Biff's dazed frame over. But when he does, he finally gets serious, hooking the leg on the pin... 1... 2... NO! "YYEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" Megan yells at her man not to panic as he climbs back up, shaking out the cobwebs and stalking behind Biff waiting for him to get back up. "SMART - MARK SUCKS!" "SMART - MARK SUCKS!" "SMART - MARK SUCKS!" "SMART - MARK SUCKS!" Slowly Biff starts to clamber back up. But he's still dazed. And as he gets halfway up he has to stop to try and collect his thought, unfortunately having fed one knee out and enticing Landon in to spring off the leg... COLE SHINING WIZAAA... ...NO, BLOCKED!! Biff throws up his muscular forearms and sheilds his face, Landon's knee bouncing harmlessly off the arms and leaving him to crash back to the canvas. Scrambling back up, Landon tries to make up for the failure with a forearm strike. Biff ducks underneath though, grabbing a waistlock and throwing the 24/7 Champion over with an instictive German Suplex, folding him up on his head!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE WHAT A MOVE! Where the hell did Biff pull that from!? COACH Who cares? Pin him you dumb musclejock, pin him! Chances are Biff can't hear Coach. But he can hear the Lincoln fans yelling the same (well, similar) thing at him and all that support spurs him on, rolling Landon over and making the cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Only two, but this is Biff's chance! The crowd are hyped now, sensing Biff may very well pull off the upset they're begging for. With a handful of Landon's blond and apparantly very interesting hair, Biff pulls La Cucaracha up to his feet. He manages to pull himself away from feeling Landon's purty hair long enough to then club him down with a clothesline. Maddix bounces back up through instinct more than anything else, to get knocked down with a second clothesline. Up comes Maddix again and down he goes again from clothesline number three. Firing up the crowd, Biff then hits the ropes and catches Landon on the way up with an Akiyama-esque knee under the jaw. COLE That's the Biff Upper Lip! Could that be enough? 1... 2... No, two! COACH Apparantly not. COLE Biff has got the 24/7 Champion on the ropes though. Has he got enough in his arsenal to finish Landon off now, without his tag partner by his side? Biff catches Landon on the way up again, keeping the pressure on as he whips Landon into the ropes. As The Next Generation bounces back Biff then aims for the head with another clothesline. Still with enough of his wits about him, Maddix is able to weave underneath again, this time hooking around Biff's powerhouse of a right arm and lever himself up, looking for a crucifix pin attempt. Biff blocks the takedown though and hoists Landon up into a fireman's carry, ready for the Bad Hair Day! Apparantly Megan has done her homework and freaks out... ...until Landon manages to elbow Biff in the temple, strong enough to escape his clutches and land behind Atlas. He takes the head with him for good measure, wrapping on an inverted front facelock. Slamming an arm into the gut, Landon then drops to a knee, dropping the bottom out on Biff! Snapping off of the knee, Biff stays upright, barely. But Landon quickly chains into another move, hooking the head and dropping to one knee again, this time with a short neckbreaker! Biff is still standing, but he's virtually out on his feet and unable to stop Landon from rushing the ropes in front. With a stationary target, Landon comes back and hits a full one and a half turn in mid-air, driving his foot into the face with the Cucaracha Kick, to finally fell Atlas! COLE Fantastic sequence of moves from Landon Maddix. And a lot of resiliance shown too. COACH Yeah, he's a stubborn little... COLE COVER! 1... 2... NOOO!! "YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Hanging his head Landon slams his fists into the canvas before taking the count up with Robinson. Megan convinces him to get back on Biff though, Maddix raining in some stomps to keep Biff at bay before backing off and encouraging him back to his feet. "LET'S GO BIFF!" "LET'S GO BIFF!" "LET'S GO BIFF!" "LET'S GO BIFF!" Biff, with the crowd solidly behind him, reaches his feet. He's met with a forearm strike. And another. Make it three. But Biff is still on his feet, so Landon backs off the ropes to get a better run-up on the fourth forearm. Biff remains standing though, so the 24/7 Champion decides on a change of tactic. Maddix takes a step and hops up onto Biff's shoulders for a Hurri-Lanrana... ...BUT BIFF DROPS TO HIS KNEES, STACKING MADDIX WITH A POWERBOMB!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE COUNT IT! COUNT! 1... 2... 3 -NOOOOO!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE AH, so close!! COACH No way did he kick out! COLE Robinson seemed to hesitate for just a second and that may have been crucial! "THAT WAS THREE!" "THAT WAS THREE!" "THAT WAS THREE!" "THAT WAS THREE!" As Megan tries to regain her breath on the floor, Biff despairs at being so close yet so far from a career making victory. Arguing the count isn't going to do any good now though, so instead Biff brings Landon back to his feet. Scoop and a slam by Biff, planting the Champion in position as Biff cuts the thumb across the throat to singal that it's ovah~! Hobbling over to the corner, Biff then begins to scale the turnbuckles facing out into the crowd. COACH Woah, where's he goin'!? COLE Biff is...is he going for a Moonsault!? I don't think this is too smart, this isn't Biff's area of expertise what-so-ever! COACH But if he hits it, it's OVAH~! COLE I wouldn't doubt that. Biff seems a little unsteady up top and the sensible thing to do would be to cut his losses and climb back down while his vertebrea are still safelt attached. But with the flashbulbs going off around him and the crowd on their feet, Biff seems to be intoxxicated with the reaction and completely caught up in the moment. So he steadies himself, flexing a bicep before veeery carefully standing upright on the top... ...and peforming the crispest backflip you're ever likely to see... *WHAM!* "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Unfortunately, Landon rolls out of the way and Biff ends up belly-flopping into the canvas! COLE The Biffsault misses!! COACH Never shoulda gone for it. Winded, Biff pushes up off the canvas. But he makes it no further than one knee, before Landon Maddix springs into action... COLE SHINING WIZAAARD~! The knee connects this time, KOing Biff to the delight of Megan and nobody else. And this time, Landon wastes no time in converting the move into the pin... 1... 2... 3!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" *DINGDINGDING!* COLE And that'll do it. Landon Maddix scores the victory in his OAOAST debut, but a valiant effort from Biff Atlas. He just got a little carried away. One big mistake and you can't make that big a mistake against a former World Champion, else you get beat, just like that. Maddix does his best to sugarcoat the victory, acting as if he hasn't even broken a sweat as he pushes up to his knees and poses triumphantly for the crowd. If he could hide the fact he's nursing his neck, it'd be more convincing, but oh well. BUFFER Your winner of the contest...and STILL OAOAST 24/7 Champion... LANDON "LA CUCARACHA"... MMMAAAAADDIIIIXXXXXX!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Megan slides into the ring and begins to celebrate with Landon... ...until suddenly, clapping can be heard over the P.A system. COLE What's that? RODEZ Laaaaaandooooon. Oh, Laaaaaandooooon. "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Suddenly the Lincoln crowd go NUT~!, as the familiar face of LEON RODEZ shows up on the AngleTron! At first Landon seems confused, until Megan points him in the direction of the Tron, at which point Landon becomes in danger of losing it. Leon looks to be cutting this promo from a gas station for some reason. Good a place as any I guess. RODEZ Yooooooooo hoooooooooooooooo! Landon Maddix, well well well. Never thought I'd be addressing you, but here we are. Now, I've taken the liberty of cutting a couple of promos here on the road to Miami because to be honest, I don't know if you won or not. Assuming you're hearing this one, then you did beat Biff Atlas and for that I congratulate you. Not least because that leads us to AngleSlam, for the 24/7 Title. Rodez takes a bite out of his Snickers and chews. And chews. And regrets taking a bite out of it, because it's going to double the time he'd planned on spending on this promo. RODEZ After what you did to me a couple of weeks ago, people might think I'm a little stock-crazy to have signed up to wrestle you at AngleSlam. A barbed wire bat to the face shouldn't leave you wanting more. But this time, it'll be different. It'll be one on one and I'll be expecting you. Bruce'll be busy with my comprendé Zack Malibu and Cortez and Bloodshed...hate you. Yeah, see Landon, I've done my research on you. You've been an SWF World Champion, SWF Tag Champion, SWF ICTV Champion, SWF USJL Champion, SWF International Champion, SWF everything champion. You're pretty good. I just hope you've done your research on me Landon. If not, a pointer. One thing you'll find out if you intend on sticking around these parts, is that I'm a notoriously easy going guy. So when you came into the OAOAST and... well basically, you called me out... that was fine with me. You're a great athlete. And you should be a great challenge for me at AngleSlam. Sure, it'd be nice if you'd just [i]asked[/i] me for a match instead of shredding the flesh off of my face to get my attention, but hey, different strokes for different folks, I understand. Rodez takes a bite out of his microwave burrito. Less chewy. RODEZ Maybe that's not your intention though. Apparantly, this is about the SWF or the OAOAST or some such manner of deal. So now, I'm representing the OAOAST against the 'evil invaders' all of a sudden. How that happened, I have no honest idea. Either way, I'm more than willing to wrestle you at AngleSlam. So if you want to make this 'SWF versus OAOAST' then that's fine. I'm even willing to compete with you in any of the SWF's finest and purest forms of competion. So, take your pick- Mall Brawl, Calvinball or of course the dreaded Stairway To Panda Match! Landon is, like, so burned but he tries his best to hide it, even going so far as to applaud Leon's undercutting of the SWF's reputation. Mockingly, of course. RODEZ I kid, I kid. Although, if it were a Megan Skye On A Pole Match then I'd be willing to talk. "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" In the arena and ring, Landon and Megan flip out as Leon winks to the camera. RODEZ You talk a good game Landon. You talk the SWF up, you talk the OAOAST down. You're hot on the 'stick' as they say. But talk is cheap. Like I say, I did my research. These claims you make about being this flawless technical wrestler that the entire SWF roster envies aren't fooling anyone. Hell, from what I can tell, none of them even like you. And yet, the more that I think about it, after all your compatriots have been doing to Zack and his family in recent weeks, maybe it's about time I started standing up for him, indirectly as it may be. Looking down at the floor, Leon shakes his head. RODEZ SWF versus OAOAST? So be it. But to me, Landon... it's just gonna you and me, one on one and a chance for me to get my 24/7 Title back. I'm looking forward to a good competitive match at the big show. And if you don't want to give that to me, then too bad. Everything's going crazy around the OAOAST recently and it's hatred and venom everywhere you look. That's not me. No death, no mutilation, I'm going to settle for taking my title back and shutting your mouth. Another bite of the burrito allows time for the crowd to applaud on Leon, messing with Landon as he yells at them to 'pipe down'. RODEZ Prepare For Landon? Already done. Landon, you'd better Prepare... For Leon... ...wait, that's [i]terrible[/i]. Ugh! (hangs head) Just...just cut. God, that sucked! Leon skulks off past the gas pumps mumbling in disappointment, as eventually the handheld feed cuts to static. Left in the ring, Landon watches the blank Tron for a moment before snatching his 24/7 Championship and holding it overhead for the Lincoln crowd one last time. COLE Landon Maddix, Leon Rodez, 24/7 Title this Sunday at AngleSlam. I can't wait. COACH Word.

Did anyone even see Striker wrestle on Heat (dumb question I know, but bare with me). The guy isn't a bad worker. He's a great heel, not just an interview but actually in the ring as well. He's just not that intimidating. He needs someone for a tag partner, like (heaven forbid) Chris Masters. Usually I'd say he'd work better in ECW than RAW, but there's so interchangable now I don't know.

At the risk of sounding corny, Jimmy Wang Yang and I don't care. And if anyone's taking a crazy bump off of some platform or some crap, it's London and not Kendrick. Kendrick's smaller but London's the company bump merchant.

Somewhere in between Bruce's match and Maddix's match would be neat-o, thanks. Backstage and The Wildcards are leaving! The world and everyone within it rejoices, but not so fast. MADDIX GUYS! Hey, guys! Where are you going? The three Wildcards don't even make it to the door before they're stopped in their tracks by a voice. A familiar voice. And a voice which none of the three are that fond of if their reaction is anything to go by. Jogging over to the trio, the OAOAST 24/7 Champion Landon Maddix pauses to catch his breath, as The Wildcards exchange some rather disappointed and frustrated looks between them. BLANK To get us some eats. The catering round here's terrible and the hospitality ain't nothin' to write home about neither. MADDIX No no, you can't go just yet. BLANK Well Crispy Creme ain't gonna be open much longer, so unless you got some other ideas... MADDIX I've still got my match tonight though. CORTEZ Don't worry, we'll pick up a tape and fast forward through the boring bits. Shrugging off the snide comment from his old adversary, Landon keeps a patient smile on his face. MADDIX No, see, I need you guys here. That seems to be of interest to the SWF International Champion as Bruce's eyebrows rise. Folding his arms, the big redneck smiles a big redneck grin to both Cortez and Bloodshed, neither of whom see the need to smile back. BLANK You [i]need[/i] us, huh? Well ain't that a turn up for the ol' books. MADDIX Yeah, I need you. You are needed. Landon Maddix needs Bruce Blank's help, shout it from the rooftops for all the SWF to hear! Listen, guys. From what I can tell this Atlas guy is nothing special and certainly not in my league, but you know how crazy things are around here lately. Everyone's out for our blood. And this 24/7 Title's defended non-stop, every moment of every day. It's like a damn target on my chest...or my waist at least. An open invitation for people to jump me from behind, without punishment. That's why I need you three. I need you behind that curtain guarding the entrance so nobody comes out trying to steal my title. CORTEZ So we stand behind the curtain while you soak up the spotlight? MADDIX ...pretty much, yes. CORTEZ Sounds about right. C'mon guys... MEGAN Hey! The trio again don't quite make it to the door. Infact, they only really make it a half turn before they're brought to a halt. This time it's by the female voice of Maddix's manager Megan Skye though. And when a woman talks, you listen. Even if you do happen to be her ex Mr. Cortez. MEGAN Not so fast. Just hear us out. MADDIX Thank you Megan. Looks, guys, I might not officially be 'one of you', but we did have an arrangement. It's war, you said so yourself. In war you need a battleplan and you need everyone to stick to that plan. It's like... like Takeshi's Castle! You're the lucky three guys who haven't got your teeth smashed through your eyeballs on the High Rollers and I'm General Lee, leading us into action on those dinky dodgems. And the OAOAST is Takeshi's Castle. Now, if... MEGAN Uhm, Landon. MADDIX What? MEGAN Nobody ever wins on Takeshi's Castle. MADDIX I realise that. Everyone realises that. But I'm being theoretical. Work with me here. (to Hooligans) Anyway, as I was saying, if we don't work as a team then the Emerald Guards will pick us off with their lasers and before we know what's happened, we'll end up out of here, as failures. Work together however and maybe, just maybe, we'll storm Takesh...uhm, the OAOAST. Are you following me on this? BLANK ...what the hell is Takeshi's Castle? Groan. MEGAN Look, you're all man enough to stick to an agreement, right? BLANK Sure. MEGAN Right. You help us out tonight, dinner's on us. Taking a moment to confer with his team-mates, Bruce smiles. BLANK You got yourself a deal, missy.

COLE In recent weeks, the conflict between The Global Party Exchange and D*LUX has been running rampant, a conflict over pride and over image rather than over titles or simple personal hatred. And in the past week OAOAST President Axel in accordance with HI-YAH officials signed the two warring teams to a tag team match to settle things once and for all at AngleSlam, with the HI-YAH Tag Team Championship on the line. As always, the man with the scoop is... COACH THE COACH~! HOT NEWZ STAND UUUUUUUP!! COLE ...is the incomporable "Mene" Gene Okerlund. COACH Oh. COLE And our good friend Gene is ready and waiting to get a word with the challengers, take it away Gene. Cut to the always popular INTERVIEW STAGE~!, where Gene Okerlund is being showered with typical cheers. And Gene, ever the showman, hypes the crowd up before getting a delayed signal that he's on air. OKERLUND Ladies and gentlemen, my guests at this time... the OAOAST World Six Man Tag Team Champions... THE HOOOOOLLIIGGAAANNSS!!! "YEEA - BOOOO - AAA - OOOOOO - AHHH - OOOOOOOOOOOO!!" "In a world full of posers, phonies, and pure wannabees, there finally emerges a group which has come to set the record straight. so, all you suckers better recognize, ya heard can you say uhhh na na na na..." With the familiar sounds of "Make Her Say" by O-Town playing behind them, the trio of Johnny "Jam" Jackson, Scotty Static and Jamie O'Hara make their way from the main stage to the smaller but infinitely cooler interview stage. O'Hara jaws with the nearby fans in the background, while Static and Jax take their positions up either side of "Mene" Gene. OKERLUND Now gentlemen, in the past year or so you three have been no strangers to controversy. But what we've seen recently from you seems to have been controversy for the sake of controversy, talking of course about your actions towards D*LUX. STATIC Controversy for the sake of controversy, huh? Obviously you've not been paying much attention to us old man. OKERLUND I've been paying attention. And might I say, your reasons for targetting D*LUX are pretty spurious. JAX Lay off the big words there grandad. STATIC We've stated time and time again what our beef with 'G*LUX' is Gene. If some greenhorn showed up with a handheld mic, dressed up in a 20 cent suit trying to imitate your 80 cent suit and called himself "Lene" Dene, you'd punk his ass out on the spot. Cause you've earned the right to. You talk about us being no strangers to controversy and yeah, we ain't gonna lie, we do attract trouble now and again. Newsflash Gene-O, we're The Hooligans. The territory comes with the name. But above that, we attract controversy because we attract attention. When you talk tag teams in the OAOAST, you've got Black T, you've got Ned and Singleton and you've got The GPX. Everyone else, they're just pretenders to our throne. We MADE the Tag Division! JAX For real. Ned and Simon were rip-offs from day zip. And I don't see nobody wantin' to dress up like an Eskimo nowhere. STATIC Which just leaves us to rip-off. D*LUX have been livin' off of our reputation ever since they showed up in the OAOAST. Now, we figured these kids'd curl up and disappear pretty soon, but apparantly we were wrong. So, we decided to do something about them. JAX This boyband shtick they got goin' on? We've moved on from all that dawg. We're real, we ain't manufactured. And we're sick of seein' our old coattails being dragged outta the prop cupboard and put on display by these punk kids. OKERLUND Now wait a second here. Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you two still call yourselves the Global [i]Party[/i] Exchange? "YYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!" Some of the fans cheer that patented Okerlund burn, as Johnny's face drops. O'Hara takes issue with the fans again and starts to wave his hands frantically trying to get them to pipe down. JAX What's your point old man!? OKERLUND Well, forgive me for saying so, but Global Party Exchange isn't a very 'hooliganistic' name. STATIC Since when do you become the authority on what is and what ain't 'hooliganistic' Okerlund? Listen, we established that name. We left our blood, our sweat and our tears in that OAOAST ring to transform the name GPX into a name to be feared in this wrestling business! When people see those letters G P X, they recognise! That name means something to people! We earned the right to live off that name. Us and us alone. That's why we're so pissed off with these greenhorns leeching off of them, as good as spitting on the hard work and dedication we've given for three fucking years! Ever the professional, Gene raises his eyebrows a little at the language. STATIC What have these kids done in this business? What have they done around here? NOTHING! They ain't got shit on us! OKERLUND May I remind you this is a family show. JAX It quit bein' a family show months ago Gene, be easy. STATIC The fact is Gene, these punks have gotten us riled up. Remember all the hostility that got thrown our way when we were trying to make spots for ourselves in this business? The disgust everyone had when we were fighting Zack Malibu? Where's it at now? Aw no, no hate here Gene. These kids have got pretty hair, see. They're nice and groomed, regular trips to the salon. They bring in ratings, so they get a free pass. What about our ratings!? What about real work!? This country's so obsessed with image, it's makin' us sick! We're pretty guys, right? JAX No doubtin' it. STATIC All these people are getting conned by manufacture. They see cookie-cutter blondes with balloons for brains and balloons strapped to their chest and they think that's beauty. They look at Lindsay Lohan eating herself from the inside and it makes them wanna buy her movies because she can squeeze through a drainpipe. And they think these pretty boys with manicures and pedicures and hair down to their asses are some sort of standard bearer. Since when did being meterosexual become hip? These kids, they're manufactured. Apparantly, they're the 'new GPX'. Guess what, fuck that! The suits in the HQ need to realise, you can't create stars like us! JAX Damn right! STATIC Fellahs, you're just boys stepping into a man's world. And I don't think you're ready to change that anytime soon. Come AngleSlam, we might just put you outta this world for good. We don't care about this funny little Japanese belts you're draggin' around. This is about pride. Hooligan pride. And when you insult that pride, you're gonna get hurt. Weaving into view from underneath camera shot, O'Hara pulls the mic in close. O'HARA Hooligans, fuck what ya heard! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" The cheers aren't for the profanity of for the fantastic lean-in, but for TYLER BRYANT and SHAYNE BRAVE, storming the interview stage from behind and knocking Static and Jax to the floor with BELTSHOTS~! O'Hara takes a spill from the sprawling Jax taking his legs out but pulls himself right back up. Big mistake, as D*LUX grab him and drop him across the knees with the Cowell Movement!! With Okerlund watching on from afar and wondering why this always happens to him and his precious interview stage, D*LUX then take O'Hara by top and tails and PITCH HIM OFF THE INTERVIEW STAGE, A GOOD FOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" O'Hara bounces off of the unforgiving concrete and rolls to a stop, with The GPX dragging each other to safety from the stage, pointing fingers and talking trash but saving their retaliations for AngleSlam apparantly. With the coast clear, Jade Rodez reclaims the discarded microphone. JADE Boys in a man's world? Ooooh, that's a good one! Well if my boys are boys then you've pushed these boys too far this time and at AngleSlam, you're, like, going to be right in our firing line GPX! We're not here to follow in your footsteps. We don't want to be like you. But on Sunday night "Tremendous" Tyler and "Showtime" Shayne are going to show you that they're every bit as good as you two are or maybe even better because we're gonna beat you! TYLER YEAH-UH! That new catchphrase gets the response it deserves: A1's "First To Believe". But the fans seem to be happy enough with the song and they cheer D*LUX anyway, as they watch The GPX on their way. Johnny and Scotty make some last threatening gestures before exiting back through the entrance doors, leaving the wreckage of Jamie O'Hara behind. COLE If The GPX were under-estimating the HI-YAH Tag Team Champions, they may just have gotten their wake-up call tonight.

People saying "good booking" are right, to a point. But it needn't be seamless, primetime TV level booking with absolutely no plot-flaws what-so-ever. Wrestling is wrestling. It's not like other TV shows, because they don't have to weave 'they dress up in women's swimming trunks and wrestle in front of thousands of people' into their scripts. The main thing is entertainment. Sure, 1999 might not have been the most flawless period of sensible booking, but people watched the show and the crowd were more into anything than they are now. ECW's shows were littered with logic gaps (singles matches turning into impromptu tag teams matches being my pet-hate), but they entertained the fans. There has to be a limit, naturally, before you get to the stage where you're over-booking, ala WCW in 2000. But the main thing is entertainment, whether it's critically acclaimed or not. You know the big problem right now? NOTHING HAPPENS!! Summerslam is supposed to be the second biggest show of the year. NOTHING HAPPENED!! No stars were made, there were no debuts, no surprise heel-turns or unexpected run-ins. Nothing. It was just another by the numbers PPV. And that's the problem. People need a reason to tune into shows. The ratings spiked after Edge won the title at New Year's Revolution because it was a shock and off the regular path. Back in 1999, you HAD to watch PPVs because if The Giant can burst through the ring and debut attacking Stone Cold, then something interesting could happen on the next PPV. Hell, it needn't be a company changing surprise everytime. When Coach turned heel at Summerslam 03, that was great. There's an intrigue level there where now, there is none, except 'will this guy win or not' and you can satisfy that without spending $39.95. Even if they'd debuted Jeff Hardy at Summerslam it would have been something, but they saved that even for RAW.

Okay, I just read the schedule. October 28th for Syndicated is fine, disregard the above contradiction. Thank you.

SMARTMARKS WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP HISTORY - August 22nd, 2006 **** SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. RANE -- 9/18/00 -- NTD -- 1 Day (1) 2. NTD -- 9/19/00 -- N/A -- 4 Days (2) 3. G.O.A.T. -- 9/23/00 -- NTD -- 14 Days 4. RANE (2)-- 10/07/00 -- G.O.A.T. -- 58 Days 5. SPIKE -- 12/04/00 -- Rane -- 54 Days 6. RANE (3)-- 1/27/01 -- Spike -- 63 Days 7. PDS -- 4/01/01 -- Rane -- 12 Days 8. DIVEFIRE -- 4/13/01 -- PDS -- 21 Days (3) 9. STUBBY "POTS" MCWEED -- 5/27/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 44 Days (4)(5) 10. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS -- 7/22/01 -- N/A -- 28 Days (6) 11. CHRIS WILSON -- 8/19/01 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 28 Days 12. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 9/16/01 -- Chris Wilson -- 47 Days (7) 13. HVILLE THUGG -- 11/02/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 79 Days (8) 14. SUICIDE KING -- 1/20/02 -- Hville Thugg -- 28 Days 15. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) -- 2/17/02 -- Suicide King -- 9 Days 16. HVILLE THUGG (2) -- 2/26/02 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 89 Days 17. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 5/26/02 -- Hville Thugg -- 103 Days (9) 18. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (2) -- 9/6/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 35 Days 19. SACRED -- 10/11/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 16 Days 20. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (3) -- 10/27/02 -- Sacred -- 140 Days 21. TNT -- 3/16/03 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 19 Days 22. TOM FLESHER -- 4/4/03 -- TNT -- 89 Days 23. THOTH -- 7/2/03 -- Tom Flesher -- 14 Days 24. BOSTON STRANGLER -- 7/16/03 -- Thoth -- 58 Days 25. TOM FLESHER (2) -- 9/12/03 -- Boston Strangler -- 95 Days 26. EJIRO FASAKI -- 12/16/03 -- Tom Flesher -- 22 Days 27. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 1/7/04 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 15 Days 28. VA’AIGA -- 2/1/04 -- Danny Williams -- 35 Days 29. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 3/7/04 -- Va’aiga -- 49 Days 30. “THE NOTORIOUS” JOHN DURAN -- 4/25/04 -- Charlie “Grappler” Matthews -- 10 Days 31. DANNY WILLIAMS (2) -- 5/5/04 -- “The Notorious” John Duran -- 9 Days 32. NATHANIEL KIBAGAMI -- 5/14/04 -- Danny Williams -- 10 Days 33. DANNY WILLIAMS (3) -- 5/24/04 -- Nathaniel Kibagami -- 20 Days 34. JANUS -- 6/13/04 -- Danny Williams -- 49 Days 35. TOXXIC -- 8/1/04 -- Tom Flesher (10) -- 19 Days 36. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 8/20/04 -- Toxxic -- 30 Days 37. TOXXIC (2) -- 9/19/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 93 Days 38. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 12/21/04 -- Toxxic -- 24 Days 39. SACRED (2) -- 1/14/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 35 Days 40. TOXXIC (3) -- 2/18/05 -- Sacred -- 89 Days 41. EJIRO FASAKI (2) -- 5/18/05 -- Toxxic -- 74 Days 42. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) -- 7/31/05 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 28 Days 43. DANNY WILLIAMS (4) -- 8/29/05 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 21 Days 44. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (4) -- 9/20/05 -- Danny Williams -- 175 Days 45. WES DAVENPORT -- 3/14/06 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 30 Days (11) 46. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (2) -- 4/24/06 -- JJ Johnson (12) -- 50 Days 47. MICHAEL STEPHENS (4) -- 6/12/06 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 71 Days and counting (1) Rane defeated NTD to become the first IGNWF Champ (2) Rane handed the title over to NTD (3) Divefire vacated the title upon becoming commissioner (4) Stubby won an eight man tournament, defeating Bobby Riley in the finals. (5) Stubby vacated the title due to a neck injury (6) This was Regenerate Rules match involving Mark Stevens, Bobby Riley, Mercury, Chris Wilson and Perfect Bo for the vacant title. (7) This was a six pack challenge involving King of Hearts, Neilsen of the Jungle, Axis, Chris Wilson, El Luchadore Magnifico and Stubby "Pots" McWeed. (8) Hville Thugg's ICTV Title was also on the line in this match. (9) This was a triple threat match also involving Perfect Bo. (10) Toxxic beat Tom Flesher and Janus in a triple threat match for the SWF World Heavyweight Title. (11) Wes Davenport vacated the championship on April 13th to pursue his revived movie career. (12) This was a Canadian Death Match for the vacant Championship. Longest Title Reign - El Luchadore Magnifico, 175 Days Most Title Reigns - Danny Williams, El Luchadore Magnifico and Michael Stephens, 4 Most Days with Title - El Luchadore Magnifico, 394 Days ****SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP**** 1. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 3/30/05 -- Jay Hawke -- 25 Days (1) 2. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 4/24/05 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 5 Days 3. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE -- 4/29/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 29 Days 4. ARCH GRIFFON -- 5/28/05 -- Jay Hawke -- 15 Days 5. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE (2) -- 6/12/05 -- 274 Days 6. WILDCHILD -- 3/14/06 -- Jay Hawke -- 50 Days 7. JJ JOHNSON -- 5/3/06 -- Wildchild -- 19 Days 8. AECAS -- 5/22/06 -- JJ Johnson -- 48 Days (2) 9. BRUCE BLANK -- 7/24/06 -- n/a -- 29 Days and counting (3) (1) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. (2) Aecas vacated the International Championship on July 5th. (3) Bruce Blank won the vacant title in a fatal fourway elimination match against Spike Jenkins, Akira Kaibatsu and Mike Cross Longest Title Reign - Jay Hawke, 274 Days Most Title Reigns - Jay Hawke, 2 Most Days with Title - Jay Hawke, 303 Days **** SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. NTD & RANE -- 9/18/00 -- N/A -- 7 Days (1) 2. PIMP DADDY SARP & RANE (2) -- 9/25/00 -- Curry Man -- 12 Days (2) (3) 3. DANNY VIGILANTE & DIVEFIRE -- 10/29/00 -- Malignant Odium -- 49 Days (4) 4. ANGELOUS & MOLOCK -- 12/17/00 -- DVD -- 105 Days 5. CHRIS RAYNOR & CHRIS STORM -- 4/01/01 -- The Fallen -- 19 Days 6. CYCLONE COMET & RANE (3) -- 4/20/01 -- Y2Chris -- 42 Days 7. AXIS & CYCLONE COMET (2)-- 6/01/01 -- N/A -- 23 Days (5) 8. ANGELOUS (2) & MOLOCK (2) -- 6/24/01 -- Cyclone Comet and Axis -- 20 Days (6) 9. CHRIS WILSON & HVILLE THUGG -- 7/14/01 -- The Fallen -- 3 Days (7) 10. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE & PERFECT BO -- 7/22/01 -- HVille Thugg and Mistress Sarah -- 28 Days (8) 11. CHRIS RAYNOR (2) & SPARK -- 8/19/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle and Perfect Bo -- 28 Days 12. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS & OUTCAST -- 9/16/01 -- Chris Raynor and Spark -- 35 Days 13. ANDREA MONTGOMERY & JOHNNY ROTTEN -- 10/21/01-- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens and Outcast -- 23 Days 14. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) & MISTRESS SARAH -- 11/12/01 -- Andrea Montgomery & Johnny Rotten -- 14 Days 15. HVILLE THUGG (2) & X -- 11/26/01 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens & Mistress Sarah -- 27 Days 16. EDWIN MACPHISTO & "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (3) -- 12/23/01 -- Hville Thugg & X -- 47 Days 17. SPIDER NEKURA & THOTH -- 2/8/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto & "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 79 Days 18. CHRIS RAYNOR (3) & EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 4/28/02 -- Spider Nekura & Thoth -- 12 Days (9) 19. JAY DAWG & SACRED -- 5/10/02 -- Chris Raynor & El Luchadore Magnifico -- 28 Days 20. CHRIS WILSON (2) & STRYKE -- 6/7/02 -- Jay Dawg & Sacred -- 31 Days 21. CHRIS RAYNOR (4) & EDWIN MACPHISTO (2) -- 7/8/02 -- Chris Wilson & Stryke -- 35 Days 22. FROST & "TNT" TAYLOR NICHOLAS THOMPSON -- 8/12/02 -- Chris Raynor & Edwin MacPhisto -- 60 Days 23. CED ORDONEZ & THOTH (2) -- 10/11/02 -- Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson -- 35 Days 24. FROST (2) & TOM FLESHER -- 11/22/02 -- Ced Ordonez & Mak Francis -- 114 Days (10) 25. EJIRO FASAKI & JUDGE MENTAL -- 3/16/03 -- Frost & Tom Flesher -- 117 Days 26. DACE NIGHT & VA'AIGA -- 7/11/03 -- Ejiro Fasaki & William Hearford -- 31 Days 27. QUIZ & SHOW -- 8/10/03 -- Dace Night & Va'aiga (11) -- 69 Days 28. EJIRO FASAKI (2) & JUDGE MENTAL (2) -- 10/18/03 -- Quiz & John Duran (12) -- 90 Days 29. JOHNNY DANGEROUS & WILDCHILD -- 1/16/04 -- Ejiro Fasaki & Judge Mental (13) -- 75 Days 30. TERRENCE 'JANUS' BAILEY & AECAS -- 3/31/04 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 14 Days 31. TODD CORTEZ & MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 4/14/04 -- Terrence 'Janus' Bailey & Aecas (14) -- 5 Days 32. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) & WILDCHILD (2) -- 4/19/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen -- 6 Days 33. TERRENCE 'JANUS' BAILEY (2) & AECAS (2) -- 4/25/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen (15) -- 19 Days 34. TODD CORTEZ (2) & MIKE VAN SICLEN (2) -- 5/14/04 -- Terrence 'Janus' Bailey & Aecas -- 128 Days 35. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS & SEAN DAVIS -- 9/19/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen -- 19 Days 36. CHRISTIAN FURY & DAVID CROSS -- 10/8/04 --"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and Sean Davis -- 59 Days 37. TOXXIC & SEAN DAVIS (2) -- 12/6/04 -- Christian Fury and David Cross -- 31 Days 38. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (3) & WILDCHILD (3) -- 1/5/05 -- Toxxic and Sean Davis -- 134 Days 39. TODD CORTEZ (3) & LANDON MADDIX -- 5/18/05 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 40 Days (16) 40. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (4) & WILDCHILD (4) -- 6/27/05 -- Todd Cortez & Landon Maddix -- 97 Days 41. LANDON MADDIX (2) & JAY HAWKE -- 10/3/05 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 35 Days 42. KOJI KITANO & TORU TAKAHARA -- 11/7/05 -- Landon Maddix & Jay Hawke -- 77 Days 43. LANDON MADDIX (3) & "THE ICON" MAX KING -- 23/1/05 -- KOJI Kitano & TORU Takahara -- 50 Days 44. AKIRA KAIBATSU & MICHAEL CROSS -- 3/14/06 -- Landon Maddix & Max King -- 15 Days (17) 45. JJ JOHNSON & MANSON -- 3/29/06 -- Akira Kaibatsu & Michael Cross -- 44 Days 46. JJ JOHNSON (2) & SPIKE JENKINS -- 5/12/06 -- n/a (18) -- 19 Days 47. JIMMY THE DOOM & THE DOOMSTROYER -- 5/31/06 -- JJ Johnson & Spike Jenkins -- 30 Days 48. TOM FLESHER (2) & CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 6/30/06 -- Jimmy The Doom & The Doomstroyer -- 45 Days 49. MICHAEL STEPHENS (2) & LANDON MADDIX (4) -- 8/14/06 -- Tom Flesher & Charlie Matthews -- 8 Days and counting (1) Claimed belts due to no competition (2) PDS won NTD's half on the belts, by defeating Curry Man (3) Rane/PDS handed over the titles at Genesis, as Jayson ruled no one could hold more than one belt. (4) Triple threat match, also involving FX for the vacant tag titles. (5) Rane retired, handing over his tag team belt to Axis (6) Triple Threat Casino Brawl, also involving Silencer/El Luchadore Magnifico (7) Mercury stripped Wilson and Thugg of the titles on July 17th, stating that Wilson couldn't hold more than one title. (8) This was for the vacant tag titles (9) This was a triple threat tag match also involving Erek Taylor & Munich. (10) Ced and Thoth were stripped of the titles on 11/15/02. This was a match for the vacant titles. (11) This was a triple threat tag match also involving CIA & Mak Francis. (12) John Duran was awarded half of the tag title belts on 10/03/03 following an injury to Show. (13) This was a four corners match also involving Janus & Dace Night and Va’aiga & John Duran. (14) This was a triple threat tag match also involving Tom Flesher & Ann Onita. (15) Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas won the tag team titles in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the third fall was for the tag team titles. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (16) This was a three team TLC Match, also involving Manson & Arch Griffon. (17) This was a three team TLC Match, also involving Spike Jenkins & Zyon (18) Spike Jenkins defeated Manson to take over his spot as co-Tag Team Champion Longest Title Reign - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 134 Days Most Title Reigns, team - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 4 Most Title Reigns, individual - Chris Raynor, Johnny Dangerous, Wildchild and Landon Maddix, 4 Most Days with Title, team - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 312 Days Most Days with Title, individual - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 312 Days **** SWF HARDCORE GAMERS CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. G.O.A.T. -- 09/20/00 -- N/A -- 3 Days (1) (2) 2. SPIKE -- 10/29/00 -- Mayor McCheese -- 17 Days (3) 3. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 11/15/00 -- Spike -- 54 Days 4. GRIMEDOGG -- 01/08/01 -- Phoenix -- 60 Days (4) 5. PERFECT BO -- 03/09/01 -- Grimedogg -- 51 Days 6. SACRED -- 04/29/01 -- Perfect Bo -- 15 Days 7. GRUNGE -- 05/14/01 -- Sacred -- 4 Days (5) 8. CHRIS WILSON -- 05/18/01 -- Grunge -- 60 Days 9. SPARK -- 07/17/01 -- Chris Wilson -- 5 Days (6) 10. GRUNGE (2) -- 07/22/01 -- Spark -- 15 Days 11. FALLOUT -- 08/06/01 -- Grunge -- 13 Days 12. JOHNNY ROTTEN -- 08/19/01 -- Fallout -- 28 Days 13. GRIMEDOGG (2) -- 09/16/01 -- Johnny Rotten -- 12 Days 14. FALLOUT (2) -- 09/28/01 -- Grimedogg -- 23 Days (7) 15. MISTRESS SARAH -- 10/21/01 -- Fallout -- 27 Days (8) 16. X -- 11/16/01 -- Mistress Sarah -- 14 Days 17. MISTRESS SARAH (2) -- 11/30/01 -- X -- 14 Days 18. FALLOUT (3) -- 12/14/01 -- Mistress Sarah -- 31 Days 19. MUNICH -- 1/14/02 -- Fallout -- 6 Days 20. BOSTON STRANGLER -- 1/20/02 -- Munich -- 61 Days 21. MISTRESS SARAH (3) -- 3/22/02 -- Boston Strangler -- 9 Days 22. LONGDOGGER PETE -- 3/31/02 -- Mistress Sarah -- 28 Days 23. STRYKE -- 4/28/02 -- Longdogger Pete -- 28 Days 24. ASH KETCHUM -- 5/26/02 -- Stryke -- 9 Days 25. STRYKE (2) -- 6/4/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 26 Days 26. ASH KETCHUM (2) -- 6/30/02 -- Stryke -- 8 Days 27. JAY DAWG -- 7/8/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 83 Days 28. CED ORDONEZ -- 9/29/02 -- Mercury -- 8 Days (9) 29. FROST -- 10/7/02 -- Ced Ordonez -- 20 Days 30. ASH KETCHUM (3) -- 10/27/02 -- Frost -- 19 Days 31. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 11/15/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 25 Days 32. MICHAEL CRAVEN (4) -- 12/10/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 34 Days 33. JUDGE MENTAL -- 1/13/03 -- Michael Craven -- 77 Days 34. MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 3/31/03 -- Judge Mental -- 4 Days (10) 35. WILDCHILD -- 4/4/03 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 5 Days 36. JANUS -- 4/9/03 -- n/a -- 9 Days (11) 37. BEEZEL -- 4/18/03 -- Janus -- 18 Days 38. JANUS (2) -- 5/4/03 -- Beezel -- 10 Days 39. DACE NIGHT -- 5/14/03 -- Janus -- 39 Days (12) 40. CIA -- 6/22/03 -- Dace Night -- 15 Days 41. VA'AIGA -- 7/7/03 -- CIA -- 18 Days 42. WILDCHILD (2) -- 7/25/03 -- Va'aiga -- 138 Days 43. JANUS (3) -- 12/10/03 -- Wildchild -- 58 Days 44. JOHN DURAN -- 2/6/04 -- Janus -- 14 Days 45. AECAS -- 2/20/04 -- John Duran -- 16 Days 46. TOXXIC -- 3/7/04 -- Aecas -- 49 Days 47. JIMMY "THE DEMON" LISTON -- 4/25/04 -- Mike Van Siclen (13) -- 10 Days 48. MIKE VAN SICLEN (2) -- 5/5/04 -- Jimmy “The Demon” Liston -- 54 Days 49. RYAN DUSTIN -- 6/28/04 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 19 Days 50. MARTIN "BIG COUNTRY" HUNT -- 7/17/04 -- Ryan Dustin -- 15 Days 51. SEAN DAVIS -- 8/1/04 -- Martin "Big Country" Hunt -- 64 Days 52. CHRISTIAN FURY -- 10/4/04 -- Sean Davis -- 10 Days 53. SEAN DAVIS (2) --10/14/04 -- Christian Fury -- 4 Days 54. CARNAGE -- 10/18/04 -- Sean Davis -- 20 Days 55. CHRISTIAN FURY (2) -- 11/7/04 -- Carnage -- 24 Days 56. SEAN DAVIS (3) -- 12/1/04 -- Christian Fury -- 20 Days 57. TODD CORTEZ -- 12/21/04 -- Carnage -- 80 Days (14) 58. INSANE LUCHADOR -- 3/11/05 -- n/a (15) -- 28 Days 59. JJ JOHNSON -- 4/8/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 16 Days 60. INSANE LUCHADOR (2) -- 4/24/05 -- JJ Johnson -- 34 Days 61. MANSON -- 5/28/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 5 Days 62. INSANE LUCHADOR (3) -- 6/2/05 -- Manson -- 10 Days 63. ZYON -- 6/12/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 49 Days 64. MARCUS WARD -- 7/31/05 -- Zyon -- 32 Days (16) 65. BRUCE BLANK -- 9/2/05 -- Marcus Ward -- 213 Days 66. AMY STEPHENS -- 4/3/06 -- Bruce Blank -- 53 Days 67. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS -- 5/27/06 -- Amy Stephens -- 17 Days 68. SEAN DAVIS (4) -- 6/12/06 -- "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -- 14 Days 69. JIMMY THE DOOM -- 6/26/06 -- Sean Davis -- 57 Days and counting (1) G.O.A.T. claimed the vacant belt. (2) G.O.A.T. dropped the title upon becoming World Champion (3) Match for the vacant title (4) This was a triple threat match also involving Neilsen of the Jungle (5) This was a Four way match, also involving Jay Dawg and Apostle (6) This was a Triple threat match also involving Grimedogg (7) This was a Triple threat elimination match also involving Chris Storm (8) This was a Triple threat match with Jamie Bjork and the Light Heavyweight Title on the line as well (9) Jay Dawg was stripped of the title at Genesis 3, and Mercury took his place, challenging Ced Ordonez for the vacant title. (10) This was a Triple threat match also involving Neilsen of the Jungle (11) Wildchild vacated the title on 4/9/03. This was a triple threat match for the vacant title, against Johnny Dangerous and Mike Van Siclen. (12) This was a Triple threat match also involving Jay Dawg (13) Jimmy "The Demon" Liston won the HCG title in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the second fall was for the HCG title. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (14) Todd Cortez won the HCG title in a 'Double The Titles, Double The Pleasure' match, pinning Carnage. Also involved were Sean Davis and Munich. (15) The Insane Luchador won the HCG Title in Calvinball 2, versus Todd Cortez, Toxxic, Alan Clark, Austin Sly and Scott Pretzler, despite not winning the match. (16) This was a Triple Threat, 'Lady Luck Is A Bitch' Match, also involving Nick "The Hitlist" Blum Longest Title Reign - Bruce Blank, 213 Days Most Title Reigns - Ash Ketchum/Michael Craven and Sean Davis, 4 Most Days with Title - Bruce Blank, 213 Days **** SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. WILDCHILD -- 2/1/04 -- Tom Flesher (1) -- 35 Days 2. ALAN CLARK -- 3/1/04 -- Wildchild -- 44 Days 3. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 4/14/04 -- Alan Clark -- 70 Days 4. AUSTIN SLY -- 6/23/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 19 Days 5. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS -- 7/12/04 -- Austin Sly -- 14 Days 6. TOM FLESHER -- 7/26/04 -- Spike Jenkins -- 49 Days (2) 7. "THE REAL DEAL" RYAN DUSTIN -- 9/19/04 -- n/a -- 29 Days (3) 8. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS (2) -- 10/18/04 -- Ryan Dustin -- 120 Days 9. "THE CRITIC" SCOTT PRETZLER -- 2/14/05 -- Spike Jenkins -- 49 Days 10. WILDCHILD (2) -- 4/4/05 -- Scott Pretzler -- 38 Days 11. THE INSANE LUCHADOR -- 5/13/05 -- Wildchild -- 37 Days (4) 12. "THE CRITIC" SCOTT PRETZLER (2) -- 6/27/05 -- n/a -- 49 Days (5) 13. JJ JOHNSON -- 8/15/05 -- Scott Pretzler -- 141 Days 14. ZYON -- 1/4/06 -- JJ Johnson -- 49 Days 15. "THE DIVINE WIND" AKIRA KAIBATSU -- 2/22/06 -- Zyon -- 60 Days 16. GRENDEL -- 4/24/06 -- Akira Kaibatsu -- 25 Days (6) 17. ZYON (2) -- 5/18/06 -- Akira Kaibatsu -- 25 Days (7) 18. "IRON" MIKE CROSS -- 6/12/06 -- Zyon -- 58 Days 19. TOM FLESHER (2) -- 8/9/06 -- Mike Cross -- 13 Days and counting (1) This was a ladder match for the vacant title. (2) Tom Flesher was stripped of the title on 9/13/04, after walking out on a match with Ryan Dustin and the belt was held up. (3) This was a triple threat ladder match for the vacant title, also involving "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and The Birdman. (4) During his reign, The Insane Luchador passed away and the title was declared vacant. (5) As the current #1 Contender, Scott Pretzler was awarded the vacant title by Smarkdown Commissioner Tom Flesher. (6) This was an Air Raid Match, also involving Austin Sly and Stryke (7) This was a triple threat match, also involving Grendel Longest Title Reign - JJ Johnson, 141 Days Most Title Reigns - Wildchild, Spike Jenkins and Scott Pretzler, 2 Most Days with Title - JJ Johnson, 141 Days **** SWF INTERCONTINENTAL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. NTD -- 9/18/00 -- N/A -- 19 Days (1) 2. PIMP DADDY SARP - 10/07/00 -- NTD -- 29 Days 3. STUBBY "POTS" MCWEED -- 11/15/00 -- PDS -- 19 Days 4. MR. GALATEA - 12/4/00 -- Stubby "Pots" McWeed -- 13 Days (2) 5. FALLOUT -- 12/17/00 -- Mr. Galatea -- 42 Days 6. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 01/28/01 -- Fallout -- 8 Days (3) 7. OUTCAST -- 02/05/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 55 Days 8. MERCURY -- 04/01/01 -- Outcast -- 13 Days (4) 9. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS -- 04/29/01 -- Angelous -- 28 Days(5) 10. CHRIS STORM -- 05/27/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 5 Days (6) 11. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) -- 06/01/01 -- Chris Storm -- 35 Days 12. CHRIS RAYNOR -- 07/06/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 16 Days 13. AXIS -- 07/22/01 -- Chris Raynor -- 28 Days 14. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 08/19/01 -- Axis -- 19 Days (7) 12. CHRIS STORM (2)-- 09/07/01 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 9 Days 13. HVILLE THUGG -- 09/16/01 -- Chris Storm -- 61 Days (8) 14. AXIS (2) -- 11/16/01 -- Hville Thugg -- 37 Days 15. X -- 12/23/01 -- Axis -- 34 Days 16. THOTH -- 1/25/02 -- Xstasy -- 23 Days (9) 17. EDWIN MACPHISTO (2) -- 2/17/02 -- Thoth -- 60 Days 18. THOTH (2) -- 4/18/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 10 Days 19. SACRED -- 4/28/02 -- Thoth -- 28 Days 20. FALLOUT (2) -- 5/26/02 -- Sacred -- 5 Days 21. SACRED (2) -- 5/31/02 -- Fallout -- 30 Days 22. EREK TAYLOR -- 6/30/02 -- Sacred -- 36 Days (10) 23. FALLOUT (3) -- 8/5/02 -- Erek Taylor -- 7 Days 24. CHRIS WILSON -- 8/12/02 -- Fallout -- 39 Days 25. PERFECT BO -- 9/20/02 -- Chris Wilson -- 9 Days (11) 26. TOM FLESHER -- 9/29/02 -- Perfect Bo -- 63 Days 27. OROCHI (3) -- 12/1/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 47 Days 28. FROST -- 1/17/03 -- Orochi -- 58 Days (12) 29. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Frost -- 0 Days 30. FROST (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 5 Days (13) 31. JAY DAWG -- 3/31/03 -- Danny Williams -- 34 Days (14) 32. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 5/4/03 -- Jay Dawg -- 55 Days 33. STRYKE -- 6/28/03 -- Danny Williams -- 9 Days 34. BEEZEL -- 7/7/03 -- Stryke -- 4 Days 35. MAK FRANCIS -- 7/11/03 -- Beezel -- 79 Days 36. "THE SACRED ONE" ANDREW BLACKWELL (3) -- 9/28/03 -- Mak Francis -- 24 Days 37. XSTASY (2) -- 10/22/03 -- Andrew Blackwell -- 40 Days 38. DACE NIGHT -- 12/01/03 -- Xstasy -- 15 Days 39. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 12/16/03 -- Dace Night -- 82 Days 40. INSANE LUCHADOR -- 3/7/04 -- Charlie "Grappler" Matthews -- 10 Days 41. TOXXIC -- 3/17/04 -- Insane Luchador -- 23 Days 42. TERRENCE "JANUS" BAILEY -- 4/9/04 -- Toxxic -- 16 Days 43. TOXXIC (2) -- 4/25/04 -- Wildchild (15) -- 29 Days 44. TERRENCE "JANUS" BAILEY (2) -- 5/24/04 -- Toxxic -- 30 Days 45. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 6/23/04 -- Ace Lezaire (16) -- 24 Days 46. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 7/17/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 15 Days 47. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (2) -- 8/1/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 59 Days 48. "THE ICON" MAX KING -- 9/29/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 39 Days (17) 49. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (3) -- 11/7/04 -- "The Icon" Max King -- 138 Days 50. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) -- 3/25/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 5 Days (18) (1) NTD was the original champion, the belt was handed to him (2) Mr. Galatea defeated PDS, The Messiah, Fallout and Stubby in a Hide and Seek Match (3) Neilsen defeated Outcast and Fallout in a three way ladder match. (4) Mercury vacated the title due to various injuries (5) Mark Stevens defeated Angelous for the vacated title. (6) Chris Storm defeated Chris Wilson and Mark Stevens in a Last Man Standing Submission Match (7) Triple threat match also involving Xstasy (8) Triple threat match also involving Mistress Sarah (9) Triple threat match also involving Perfect Bo (10) Four way match also involving Fallout and Longdogger Pete (11) Triple threat Miami Mayhem match also involving Longdogger Pete (12) Triple threat match also involving Danny Williams (13) After winning the ICTV title from Frost, Neilsen rejected the belt, returning it to Frost and naming him the new champion. (14) Frost vacated the title on 3/21/03. This was a match for the vacant title. (15) Toxxic won the ICTV title in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the first fall was for the ICTV title. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (16) Ace Lezaire was Landon Maddix's opponent for the ICTV title after Janus vacated it earlier on the same night, having just won the SWF World Heavyweight Title on June 13th, 2004. (17) Max King was beaten in a Dumpster Match by Landon Maddix, for the title. However, due to a controversial decision in the match the title change was stricken from the records and King's title reign was deemed to have continued regardless. (18) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. Longest Title Reign - Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, 138 Days Most Title Reigns - Fallout, Orochi/Thoth, Sacred and Landon Maddix, 3 Most Days with Title - Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, 220 Days **** SWF UNITED STATES / JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. OUTCAST -- 10/29/00 -- Spike -- 36 Days (1) 2. DIVEFIRE -- 12/04/00 -- Outcast -- 42 Days 3. MERCURY -- 01/15/01 -- Divefire -- 36 Days 4. AXIS -- 03/02/01 -- Mercury -- 45 Days 5. PERFECT BO -- 04/16/01 -- Axis -- 69 Days 6. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 06/24/01 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 28 Days (2) 7. GRIMEDOGG -- 07/22/01 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 28 Days 8. THOTH -- 08/19/01 -- Grimedogg -- 92 Days (3) 9. MERCURY (2) -- 11/19/01 -- Thoth -- 7 Days 10. BOBBY RILEY -- 11/26/01 -- Mercury -- 11 Days 11. SACRED -- 12/7/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 84 Days 12. XSTASY -- 3/1/02 -- Sacred -- 21 Days 13. JAY DAWG -- 3/22/02 -- Xstasy -- 9 Days 14. K-OS -- 3/31/02 -- Jay Dawg -- 5 Days (4) 15. JAY DAWG (2) -- 4/5/02 -- K-Os -- 8 Days 16. JAY DAWG (3) -- 4/28/02 -- Perfect Bo -- 33 Days (5) 17. TOM FLESHER -- 6/4/02 -- N/A -- 17 Days (6) 18. CHRIS RAYNOR -- 6/21/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 9 Days 19. TOM FLESHER (2) -- 6/30/02 -- Chris Raynor -- 36 Days (7) 20. "TNT" TAYLOR NICHOLAS THOMPSON -- 8/5/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 4 Days 21. TOM FLESHER (3) -- 8/9/02 -- "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson -- 35 Days 22. TOD DEKINDES -- 9/13/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 49 Days 23. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 11/1/02 -- Tod deKindes -- 30 Days 24. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 12/1/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 68 Days 25. MAK FRANCIS -- 2/7/03 -- Danny Williams -- 16 Days 26. DANNY WILLIAMS (2) -- 2/23/03 -- Mak Francis -- 21 Days 27. MAK FRANCIS (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Danny Williams -- 15 Days 28. MICHAEL CRAVEN -- 3/31/03 -- Mak Francis -- 23 Days 29. MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 4/23/03 -- Michael Craven -- 11 Days 30. MICHAEL CRAVEN (2) -- 5/4/03 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 49 Days 31. MAK FRANCIS (3) -- 6/22/03 -- Michael Craven -- 10 Days 32. MICHAEL CRAVEN (3) -- 7/2/03 -- Mak Francis -- 19 Days 33. EJIRO FASAKI -- 7/21/03 -- Michael Craven -- 93 Days 34. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 10/22/03 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 49 Days 35. LINCHPIN -- 12/10/03 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 28 Days 36. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 1/7/04 -- Linchpin (8) -- 9 Days 37. "SACRED" ANDREW BLACKWELL (2) -- 1/16/04 -- Charlie Matthews -- 51 Days (9) 38. "COYOTE" COY WEST -- 3/7/04 -- "Sacred" Andrew Blackwell -- 24 Days 39. STRYKE -- 3/31/04 -- "Coyote" Coy West -- 14 Days 40. "WILD" COY WEST (2) -- 4/14/04 -- Stryke (10) -- 26 Days 41. LANDON “LA CUCARACHA” MADDIX -- 5/10/04 -- “Wild” Coy West -- 34 Days 42. ALAN CLARK -- 6/13/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 10 Days 43. THE MASKED MAN -- 6/23/04 -- Alan Clark (11) -- 28 Days 44. MANSON -- 7/21/04 -- The Masked Man -- 26 Days 45. "THE CORONA" VLADIMIR EVERHEART -- 8/16/04 -- Manson -- 9 Days 46. DAVID CROSS -- 8/25/04 -- "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart -- 9 Days 47. ACE LEZAIRE -- 9/3/04 -- David Cross -- 16 Days 48. DAVID CROSS (2) -- 9/19/04 -- Ace Lezaire -- 24 Days 49. ACE LEZAIRE (2) -- 10/14/04 -- David Cross -- 8 Days 50. TODD CORTEZ -- 10/22/04 -- Ace Lezaire -- 60 Days 51. SEAN DAVIS -- 12/21/04 -- Todd Cortez -- 29 Days (12) 52. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (2) -- 1/19/05 -- Sean Davis -- 46 Days (13) 53. AUSTIN SLY -- 3/7/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 19 Days 54. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE -- 3/25/05 -- Austin Sly -- 5 Days (14) (1) Outcast won a 20 Man Tournament for the US Title, defeating Spike in the final. (2) This was a two fall, two title match, involving Edwin MacPhisto, Mark Stevens, Perfect Bo and eXodus. (3) Thoth defeated Grimedogg, Alex Cross and Robert Steele, in a Last Blood Match (4) This was a triple threat elimination match also involving Lady Red. (5) Due to a controversial decision the title was held up on 4/13/02. This was a match for the vacant title. (6) Jay Dawg was stripped of the title on 5/31/02. This was a triple threat match for the vacant title also involving Annie Eclectic and Xero. (7) This was a triple threat match also involving Jay Dawg. (8) The Intercontinental Television Title was also on the line in this match. (9) Sacred defeated Landon Maddix on February 1st, 2004 to unify the United States and Smartmarks Junior League Championships. (10) This was a triple threat match also involving Todd Royal. (11) Alan Clark was involved in a four corners match with Todd Cortez and Aecas for the title where the first pin wins; Clark was the man pinned in the match. (12) Sean Davis won the USJL title in a 'Double The Titles, Double The Pleasure' match, by climbing the ladder and retrieiving Cortez's belt. Also involved in the match were Munich and Carnage. (13) The Intercontinental Television Title was also on the line in this match. (14) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. Longest Title Reign - Ejiro Fasaki, 93 Days Most Title Reigns - Jay Dawg, Tom Flesher, Mak Francis and Michael Craven, 3 Most Days with Title - Sacred/Andrew Blackwell, 135 Days **** SWF WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. KELLY CONNELLY -- 10/13/04 -- n/a (1) -- 25 Days 2. MEGAN SKYE -- 11/7/04 -- Kelly Connelly -- 44 Days 3. KELLY CONNELLY (2) -- 12/21/04 -- Megan Skye -- 60 Days (2) (1) Kelly Connelly was given the belt as a present by Max King on October 13th. The first official defence of the belt occured on October 22nd, with Kelly retaining the title in a fourway dance against Ebony, Annie Eclectic and Megan Skye. (2) This was a Triple Threat, Christmas Tree Match also involving Jet. Longest Title Reign - Kelly Connelly, 60 Days Most Title Reigns - Kelly Connelly, 2 Most Days with Title - Kelly Connelly, 85 Days **** SWF LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. MAYOR MCCHEESE -- 9/18/00 -- NTD -- 19 Days (1) 2. CURRY MAN -- 10/07/00 -- Mayor McCheese -- 22 Days 3. "INSANE" JOE FLYER -- 10/29/00 -- Curry Man -- 28 Days 4. MAYOR MCCHEESE (2) -- 11/26/00 -- "Insane" Joe Flyer -- 19 Days (2) (3) 5. BOBBY RILEY -- 12/17/00 -- Exploding Chicken -- 82 Days (4) 6. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 3/09/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 45 Days (5) 7. SACRED -- 4/23/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 6 Days (6) 8. ANDREA MONTGOMERY -- 5/27/01 -- eXodus -- 40 Days (7) 9. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 7/06/01 -- Andrea Montgomery -- 8 Days 10. ANDREA MONTGOMERY (2) -- 7/14/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 8 Days 11. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (2) -- 7/22/01 -- Andrea Montgomery -- 56 Days (8) 12. JAMIE "KID BULLET" BJORK -- 9/16/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 35 Days 13. FALLOUT -- 10/21/01 -- Jamie Bjork -- 152 Days (9) 14. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (3) -- 3/22/02 -- Fallout -- 42 Days 15. EREK TAYLOR -- 5/3/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 23 Days 16. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (4) -- 5/26/02 -- Erek Taylor -- 63 Days 17. TOM FLESHER -- 7/28/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 68 Days 18. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 10/4/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 35 Days (10) 19. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (5) -- 11/8/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 4 Days (11) (1) This was for the vacant title. (2) Triple Threat match, also involving Exploding Chicken (3) Mayor McCheese was thought to be "killed" and his title was vacated (4) Ladder Match for the vacant title. (5) Triple Threat match, also involving Spike (6) At From the Fire (4/29/01), in a three title, three fall match, Grimedogg won the Light Heavyweight Title fall, however, he was over the limit, and the title became vacated. (7) Ladder Match for the vacant title. (8) Four way ladder match also involving Chris Storm and Mayor McCheese (9) Triple threat match with Mistress Sarah and the Hardcore Title on the line as well (10) Triple threat match also involving Tod deKindes (11) Triple threat match also involving Mak Francis. The Light-Heavyweight Title was suspended on 11/12/02. Longest Title Reign - Fallout, 152 Days Most Title Reigns - El Luchadore Magnifico, 5 Most Days with Title - El Luchadore Magnifico, 173 Days **** OVERALL STATS **** Longest Title Reigns 1. Jay Hawke, 274 Days (INT) 2. Bruce Blank, 213 Days (HCG) 3. El Luchadore Magnifico, 175 Days (WHV) Most Title Reigns 1. El Luchadore Magnifico, 5 (LHV) 2. Danny Williams, 4 (WHV) 2. El Luchadore Magnifico, 4 (WHV) 2. Chris Raynor, 4 (Tag) 2. Wildchild, 4 (Tag) 2. Johnny Dangerous, 4 (Tag) 2. Landon Maddix, 4 (Tag) 2. Ash Ketchum/Michael Craven, 4 (HCG) 2. Sean Davis, 4 (HCG) Most Days with Title 1. El Luchadore Magnifico, 394 Days (WHV) 2. Wild and Dangerous, 312 Days (Tag) 3. Jay Hawke, 303 Days (INT)

Consider it done. I'm not sure if the Clusterfuck counts as a 'title' as such, but if so it's clearly the only one that really matters.

They can't 'make' a new boom period superstar. It doesn't work like that. Manufacturing stars just doesn't work. When it happens, they just have to take advantage of it. Austin's popularity was somewhat accidental, in that he was put over in the King Of The Ring but really got over with one line in a promo. Rock's popularity was somewhat accidental, in that he was being rejected as the face the company wanted him to succeed at and joining The Nation was a reaction measure. When they got popular, the company weren't afraid to push them. Right now, any time someone gets popular, instead of capitalising the company seems to freak out and/or do something stupid booking-wise that screws everything up. Best example I can think of being Orton, who may or may not have made it big after Summerslam '03 but was never given the chance to find out. The only time they've even come close in the past few years is Batista, who got over purely as a side character to HHH and was given a chance to succeed, although he didn't become the mega-star like a Hogan or an Austin.

So, I did all this and figured now that I'm top, I might as well post it for you all to read. This is only SWF title reigns and there are some overlapping Tag Title reigns that might have been calculated wrong, like JJ with Manson and then with Spike. But whatever. Find yourself on the list, if you can. 1. Landon Maddix- 12 2. Johnny Dangerous- 11 Tom Flesher- 11 3. El Luchadore Magnifico- 10 Sacred- 10 And the rest... Toxxic- 9 Wildchild- 9 Janus- 8 Ash Ketchum- 7 Danny Williams- 7 Fallout- 7 "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens- 7 Sean Davis- 7 Thoth- 7 Chris Raynor- 6 Jay Dawg- 6 Rane- 6 Charlie "Grappler" Matthews- 5 Chris Wilson- 5 Edwin MacPhisto- 5 Ejiro Fasaki- 5 Frost- 5 HVille Thugg- 5 Insane Luchador- 5 JJ Johnson- 5 Mike Van Siclen- 5 Neilsen Of The Jungle- 5 Spike Jenkins- 5 Stryke- 5 Todd Cortez- 5 Aecas- 4 Axis- 4 Jay Hawke- 4 Mak Francis- 4 Mistress Sarah- 4 Perfect Bo- 4 Annie Eclectic- 3 Andrea Montgomery- 3 Chris Storm- 3 Christian Fury- 3 Dace Night- 3 David Cross- 3 Divefire- 3 Grimedogg- 3 John Duran- 3 Judge Mental- 3 Manson- 3 Mercury- 3 NTD- 3 Outcast- 3 TNT- 3 Va'aiga- 3 X- 3 Zyon- 3 Ace Lezaire- 2 Akira Kaibatsu- 2 Alan Clark- 2 Angelous- 2 Austin Sly- 2 Beezel- 2 Bobby Riley- 2 Boston Strangler- 2 Bruce Blank- 2 Ced Ordonez- 2 Coy West- 2 Cyclone Comet- 2 Erek Taylor- 2 G.O.A.T- 2 Grunge- 2 Jimmy The Doom- 2 Johnny Rotten- 2 Max King- 2 Mayor McCheese- 2 Michael Cross- 2 Molock- 2 Pimp Daddy Sarp- 2 Ryan Dustin- 2 Scott Pretzler- 2 Spark- 2 Spike- 2 Stubby "Pots" McWeed- 2 Xstasy- 2 Amy Stephens- 1 Arch Griffon- 1 Carnage- 1 CIA- 1 Curry Man- 1 Danny Vigilante- 1 Grendel- 1 "Insane" Joe Flyer- 1 Jamie "Kid Bullet" Bjork- 1 Jimmy "The Demon" Liston- 1 KOJI- 1 K-OS- 1 Linchpin- 1 Longdogger Pete- 1 Marcus Ward- 1 Martin "Big Country" Hunt- 1 Mr. Galatea- 1 Munich- 1 Nathaniel Kibagami- 1 PDS- 1 Spider Nekura- 1 Suicide King- 1 The Doomstroyer- 1 The Masked Man- 1 Tod DeKindes- 1 TORU- 1 Vladimir Everheart- 1 Wes Davenport- 1

Excalibur did commentary? Awesome. Bald Icarus is disturbing.

'Welcome to the OAOAST, Mother******' OAOAST 24/7 Championship Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. Biff Atlas