ChrisMWaters

Picture of The Anvil's daughter.

Oh god, don't even joke about it. Nattie Neidhart is TERRRIBLE. So...like father, like daughter then? To the extreme. Dear Jesus in heaven, to the extreme. Does she yell "YEAH, BABY!" at odd moments too?

Oh god, don't even joke about it. Nattie Neidhart is TERRRIBLE. So...like father, like daughter then?

Spike really is trying to be Jim Neidhart with that beard. ...meaning WWE will sign Neidhart's daughter, who is now wrestling, to take Spike out.

And Paul "The Dragon" gets the win! YAY! ...now put him against Spike if Spike wins at Armaggedon for a Cruiserweight Title feud. ...and we go from this match to Luther/Hardcore. ...riiight.

Air London taking off now!

And it's "Ravishing" Billy Kidman vs. Paul "The Dragon" London!

...when in Kafabe has Mr. McMahon been against the title(s) being on the line in the Royal Rumble? On Raw, he didn't want the title on the line in the battle royal because "anyone, even Steven Richards, could win". Ah, right. Forgot about that. Too bad though. Would have loved to see another Royal Rumble like the 1992 one again.

...when in Kafabe has Mr. McMahon been against the title(s) being on the line in the Royal Rumble?

Maybe they would do a big contrived fourway collision and no one makes the ten count. That wouldn't work. In that instance, rules dictate that the champion would retain the title.

What if they mix his monster character with his jerk-off heel like he was during the Eddie Guerrero mini-feud?

Here's what I think will happen in the WWE Title match: Winner = INCONCLUSIVE!!!! Now here me out, I have a reason to think this. Perhaps (and this is a BIG perhaps) the World Heavyweight Title situation wasn't just a minor thing for just Raw. What if this is a big plan for the Royal Rumble? My theory is that there's going to be major controversy in the WWE Title match (maybe a 4 way pin), and that causes the WWE title to be vacated. McMahon steps in...and decides that since both the World Heavyweight Title and the WWE Title are in dispute, the only way to settle things is to put both titles, unified into one, up for grabs in the Royal Rumble. Raw and Smackdown later get their own "brand champions", and the WWE World Champ becomes like the old days NWA World Champ. ...at least, that's what *I* would like to see.

...I don't know why, but if Lesnar were to return...I'd LOVE for him to be a surprise entrant in the Royal Rumble. Do ala the Mable 99 and Foley 04 entrances...find someone in the back beaten up that was about to come out for the rumble...and suddenly, Lesnar's music cues up to show he's the replacement.

JBL request, maybe?

Maybe it's because they have codes against that now? Just a thought.

...I hate to mention this symbolism... But I find it funny the two white guys are wearing black, and the black guy is wearing white. Maybe it's not that interesting, now that I think of it.

He's misisng a key ingredient for it though.

...that just looks damn ridiculous.

SAMURAI BOOKER!

This needed the American Gladiators theme playing in the background.

And less women.

How about what Lea Meow wore when she was managing the Yung Dragons? Since probably nobody else was watching WCW at that point--it was a dominatrix thing I think.

How about what Lea Meow wore when she was managing the Yung Dragons?

Ah, Eddie going back to his "Lie, Cheat, Steal" route again. ^^

I want Charlie to end up like how Tommy Dreamer was in ECW for a while with Beulah and Kimona.