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And we start with Richards/Benjamin. Interesting way to start things. ...hmm, it's Grisham/Coach now for the team...guess because Snow is doing Tough Enough.

Anyway, here it is...the moment you've been waiting for. ...or not. Anyway, here comes the Sunday Night Heat thread for tonight.

The only way that'll happen is if anyone Kurt feuds with gets their head decapitated, but then they might die from that. Not really. Hair can be equal length to his. Just not LONGER.

Kurt's decree is that no one he faces from now on will have hair longer than his.

...I couldn't imagine Eddie Guerrero bald. That just seems very wrong.

Chavo next week! YAY!

He's got Benoit syndrome.

It's Sid's little brother!

And whenever I see JBL...I still think of the part of a dream I had with JBL, Orlando, Ted DiBiase, IRS, Virgil, and Sherri all in a stable together.

His first match with The Undertaker.

Yes...and thank god for it too. No one needs to remember the Hardcore (Gay) Cowboy. CRICKET BAT!

This match is desperately lacking in one thing: STeve Blackman. Though I did like JBL staring at the Bobby's helmet.

They need to do Tajiri vs. Triple C at WrestleMania. Green Mist vs. Apple Mist!

Once again, Kurt loses to "A Frickin' 12-year old!"

...why the hell is SCOTTY still in this?

You know, even though I have called him Triple C in the past, calling Carlito Triple C makes me want to make a Carlito-ized version of "The Game" Man I am so Cool.... Man I am so COOOOOOOOOOOOOL.... And so forth.

Because he likes JBL as champion and doesn't want to end it at the moment, yet still wants gold?

I thought it was The Honor Society. No, that would have been a stable of Mr. Bob Backlund, Christopher Nowinski, Dean Douglas, and The Genius. I would actually pay to see that. Yeah, that would have been fun. As long as it was all of them before major injuries and such.

I thought it was The Honor Society. No, that would have been a stable of Mr. Bob Backlund, Christopher Nowinski, Dean Douglas, and The Genius.

First into the battle Royal: Team Angle, the Next Generation!

Yes, he did. I'd love to see what Bret would say about that. ...Tazz looks really bizarre being clean shaven.

Basically, Dawn Marie has been insinuating that she and Haas had some..."fun" together. It's probably, in storyline mode, to make Miss Jackie angry.

Hey, it's "Ravishing" Billy Kidman!

Because he heard that Bob Holly was getting another WWE Title Shot.

Kenzo...the next American Idol!