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Tazz got tongue tied with an old catchphrase. BOO on Jindrak doing the Rude/Venis gyrate!

Carlito humiliated one of Angle's old rivals when he was GM. Thusly, he has a reason to like Carlito

He does the "Big Shot" gimmick WAY better than Hardcore ever did.

And there goes Matthews in his first wrestling thing since Tough Enough...right?

Yes, Public Enemy. ...how for some reason I wish they would repeat that spot in WWE.

Cool, ECW MOMENTS! RAINING CHAIRS!

SHH! They might try to bring Piper back! ...or for that matter, Mr. T.

...not that it's THAT major, but... This is the second time this week that we've had a black guy and another black guy face each other in a wrestling match on a main WWE show.

But that's his whole gimmck! He's the new Mikey Whipwreck.

With the firings now...why not just have Ken Shamrock make his return to Smackdown to free up Eddie and feud with Kurt?

Angle would make a good Army Drill Instructor.

EVIL Kurt in full force tonight!

I think I know why all these people are getting cut... *Points to $1,000,000 Tough Enough

...May 19 can't come soon enough.

...hey, small slightly on topic, slightly off question. What were the exact rules for War Games again? Since I'm planning on doing War Games for one of the E-Feds I'm in, I want to remember the rules for the match.

Wait a second... Vince turned DOWN a Triple H request? ...well, I guess there's a first for everything.

Doesn't the WWE still hold the copyright on the New Age Outlaws? I don't THINK they do... I could be wrong about that though.

Why, if Kane is going to stay around, do I see them bringing Abyss in as...I dunno...Undertaker and Kane's OTHER brother.. Then again, back in the day, I wanted them to bring Daffney in as Taker and Kane's sister.

I haven't ordered any. Partially because I was AT both Royal Rumble and WrestleMania this year, and the other part being that I don't have a digital cable box in my room.

As a public service, I shall prepare you all right now... "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages...TNA Wrestling proudly brings to you...it's NWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRLD...B-JIZZLE BG JAMES! THE ASS MAN, KIP SOPP! THE NEW...AGE...OUTLAAAAWS!"

Pretty soon the Women's division will be down to two women at this rate....and if they keep this up, they may just be setting up a reunification of the rosters. ...I don't know how to feel about that.

...hmm...just noticed it was in England. Almost tempted to have King use "Real American" for his theme again.

Realitycheck: Kelly's the champion, not Megan. <Kelly>Yeah, so if you don't want my lawyers suing you, fix that. Anyway...my predictions. MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE BOUT STREET FIGHT Toxxic© vs Annie Eclectic Kinda hoping for the upset here, seeing a new World Champ. Would be an interesting situation to see how the story builds...and how easily Toxxic snaps to that happening HELL IN A CELL "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens vs The Suicide King It takes a King to know a King. Stevens will go out on his back, putting over DA BOSS! SINGLES MATCH Manson vs Nathaniel Kibagami Just because I'm still bitter I didn't get a chance to get my match in at the last PPV card. PLus, it's Nathaniel's first match back (unless I missed something at the last show) TAG TEAM MATCH Todd Cortez & ??? vs Sean Davis & ??? If what I chose to happen in the main event does happen, I'd like to see Davis' team win. Build up the possibility of a Rev 0 sweep. ICTV TITLE BOUT ROYAL BEATING MATCH "The Icon" Max King© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix <Max King>It'll be a night of Kings. I'll retain the ICTV title belt, and cellebrate over roach boy's fallen body! WOMEN'S TITLE SINGLES MATCH Megan Skye vs Kelly Connelly© <Kelly>And I'll be right there with Max, holding MY Women's Title happily, like the goddess that I am! SINGLES MATCH Andrea Montgomery vs David Cross I like Andrea. I just do. So I'm going to go with her in this match. CRUSIERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins© vs Austin Sly LIke I said with the tag match. Build up a possible Rev 0 sweep, only for Toxxic to fail at the end of the night. HARDCORE TITLE MATCH Carnage© vs Christian Fury I've learned to very rarely bet against a psychopath in a Hardcore match. Carnage to retain. [joke]Though where's Spider-Man and Venom to challenge him for the title?[/joke.] Anyway, that is all.

We sorta had it...except with crazy insted of drunken. That was in the form of Ken Shamrock.

SIMON DEAN! Simon invented Live Infomercials!