ChrisMWaters

No, I believe that this was taped on Saturday.

....WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HAPPENED TO MOORE? He looks like Demolition meets The Red Rooster!

It's Norman The Lunatic! ...oh wait, no it's not. ...Heyman's now Corporate Casual!

But he didn't botch Orton's old finisher!

Yay! Go Rico! Rico for US Champion!

Torrie makes Carlito look short. Is she wearing heels?

...we have a set theme for posting? Since when?

So how long will it be before he turns into a silent face, and they pipe in "SNIIIT-SKY" chants?

Well, at least unlike most Raw web promos, all the top people are mentioned. And Happy Birthday To me! Hopefully this Smackdown on my birthday won't have anything like Raw 2 years back on my Birthday. ...if you don't know what I mean...you're lucky. But it involved HHH and "Katie Vick"

They don't care that Kimmel dissed Flair, they're happy- as they can exploit it and get clips of their PPVs shown on Kimmel... Hell, they're probably trying to get a Lawler/Kimmel or Flair/Kimmel match cookin' I'd pay big money to see Lawler/Kimmel, like the Lawler/Kauffman fight. I'd much rather see a Ben Stein/Ric Flair match for some reason. Think about how opposite the promos would be from each other.

For a newbie to SWF like me, I must ask... What is NaNoWriMo?

That is very possible. I know a good majority of older style fans won't consider him to TRULY be Darth Vader until he has the suit on. I was just thinking that he could be Vader before the suit, like as he's being hurt to needing the suit but before he's in the suit itself.

Small question I have to wonder about this though... Does Anakin become Darth Vader BEFORE or AFTER he's "Suited Up", so to speak? It is possible that he could be Darth Vader before he was put in his walking life-support unit, after all.

...I'm not sure this is the way to do this...but... Happy B-Day To ME!

It is? O_o ...didn't know someone used a move like that...

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...dpost&p=1639840 Kelly's stats now. Tried to keep them as unique as possible for a woman who doesn't wrestle much.

Posting these up for the Storm Match Name: Kelly Connelly Nickname: The Queen (goes between her first and last name) Height: 6' (mostly in her legs, like Stacy Keibler) Weight: She won't tell Age: 24 Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada Face/Heel: Heel Stats: Strength: 2 – She's not a trained competitor, but she is somewhat fit Speed: 4 (3 with heels) – Running is her main excercise Vitality: 3 – Can last a bit running, but never really worked a match, so hard to judge there Charisma: 6 – She loves to promote Max in her own unique way, and considers herself the female version of Bobby Heenan. Looks: A tall red-headed lovely. Her legs are 41 inches long (you know where I got the basis for that. ) and her body is well toned. Her chest is about a c-cup, and yes, they ARE natural there. Her red hair is straight, and flows down to her shoulders. The outfit of choice for her are female business suits...like the ones Debra used to wear. Ring Attire: Kelly comes to the ring wearing a flowing evening gown, showing plenty of cleevege and a bit of leg. After she enters the ring, she removes the dress part of the gown, showing female ring tights underneath, and will wrestle barefoot in the ring. For those that remember, think Mona (Molly Holly's old identity) from WCW. Entrance: When coming out by herself, Kelly will come out to "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks. She'll walk to the ring in a sexy manner, but in a way that almost says "I'm sexy AND better than you!" She'll then get into the ring through the second and top rope, like Stacy, but not as flirty. Moves: Signature Moves -Nose Job: Kelly takes her opponent's face and bounces it repeatedly on the mat, like a basketball -K-Lock: Kelly wraps her long legs around her opponent's neck in a figure-four position. She'll most of the time do something cocky while doing this...like pretending to file her nails. -The Facial: The X-Factor -Foot Choke In Corner -Big Boot From Irish Whip Common Moves -Eye Gouge -Knife-Edge Chops -Slaps To Face -Snap Mare by holding hair. -Forearm Uppercuts -Knees to gut -Sleeper Hold -Russian Leg Sweep -Powerslam (only up to 160 pounds) -DDT Finishers -Moneymaker: Gets opponent into a bent forward position, similar to how a powerbomb or a Pedigree is set up. Kelly then faces away from the opponent, sitting on the back of his/her head, and reaches back to hook the arms. She then drops down, making sure to sit on the back of his/her head on the way down. Sorta like a reverse Pedigree. Style: Kelly is in no way, shape, or form that trained of a wrestler. Most of the stuff she does in the ring is played by ear. She'll try things, mostly messing them up in the ring. She'll cheat often, almost regularly as a matter of fact...because that's the best way for her to win a match. Bio: Kelly was born to a family that owns a casino in Las Vegas. Not wanting to follow the family business, Kelly saved up and studied hard, and earned her way into college, earning degrees in business and law. Growing up, she was a wrestling fan, but was more into the role of managers than actual wrestlers, intrigued by what they did. Eventually, she found out about Max King, who was looking for a manager to handle the finer points of his career, and Kelly was quick to sign up. Since then, the two have grown close to each other...but how close? Notes: Kelly considers herself the next step in the great managers of the past like Bobby Heenan, Jimmy Hart, and the like. As such, if Max is in trouble, she will try to interject herself to help her man out. She'll only use her sexuality to distract if extremely necessary, due to the fact that she thinks Max is the only one worthy of such flirtations.

Don't look at them yet. I'm about to edit them a bit.

Hmm...if they actually go through with Bischoff having his head shaved, he'll be the 5th GM with a bald head. There was co-GM Austin, and Smackdown GMs Heyman, Angle, and now Long.

Nope. Mero/Faarooq was the final match of that tournament.

Hey, is the four corner's women's match elimination rules or first pin rules? Just making sure.

Vince: I voted for HHH to face HHH. Hey, it's my federation! ...they'd have to get Jason Sensation for that to work properly.

I think Vince lost a majority of his voice on that "SHUT UP" to Christian.

Smackdown 2002 Flashbacks with Hurricane and Tajiri in the ring at the same time.

It's Kurt/Austin all over again!