ChrisMWaters

Well, here's my match. I'd like some comments on what I could have improved on. ____________________________________________________________________ "Welcome back to LOOOOOOOOCKDOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!" Comet calls out as we return from break. "And now it is time for the Main Event of the evening!" "With two people I can respect in this business!" Riley states. "And it's about damn time the shows had such a main event...Landon Maddix and Max King fighting it out for the ICTV Championship!" "Max King got this match by winning a Sudden Death Fatal Four Way at Storm, in a very controversial way thanks to..." Almost as if on cue, "Bitch" starts to play up in the arena now, and the negative reaction for the leggy Kelly as she makes her way out to the ring, tonight wearing a golden business suit that allows you to easily take her measurements with your eyes. "...of this woman...calling her a 'lady' would be a gross overstatement." Comet finishes as Kelly steps between the ring ropes, stepping forward and snatching DA STICK away from Funyon. "Don't even bother trying to start the introductions, Funyon. Because it's time for me to show you how it's really done!" she says, and pie-faces Funyon away from her when he tries to take the microphone back. "This is a lady I can support!" Riley says, happily. "If only she was a guy..." Kelly looks out to the massive crowd in the Ford Center, who are all booing and jeering at the redheaded manager of the challenger. "Oh sure, like I value the opinions of drunken, incest loving, flea infested trailer park trash like you people." Kelly replies to the negative reactions. "The only reason that I'm even bothering with any of you people is because I'm in a good mood, because tonight you're about to see the changing of the guard, so to speak!" Comet sighs. "Is she going to get to the point anytime soon?" "Jealousy is not your strong suit, Comet." Riley states "What is that supposed to..." "SHH!" Kelly smirks a bit. "Maddix had a good run with the belt, but I want to introduce everyone to the NEXT generation of ICTV Champion...a man with style, class, grace, and amazing in ring ability. Ladies and gentlemen, YOUR...NEXT...SWF ICTV Champion..."THE ICON"...MAX...KING!" The cue given, an explosion of fireworks, even grander than the usual for King's entrance, goes off now, and upon the start of "Superstar", Max King makes his way out, wearing gold ring attire instead of his usual royal blue faire. "Look at that Comet! Kelly and King are being prophetic right now with the colors of their clothing!" Riley comments. "That is a sign right there if you ask me...a sign that Max King WILL be your next ICTV Champion!" Comet hmphs at this. "Funny, I thought that you were a fan of Landon Maddix." "...well, that's part of the reason that I'm so conflicted in this match!" Riley states. "Besides, I don't know why, but I'm starting to slowly sour on Maddix. Don't know why, I just am." As King makes his way to the ring, ignoring the fans that say he sucks and those trying to throw garbage at him, he smiles and motions to Kelly with a smile as she holds the ropes open for him. King enters the ring, standing in the middle and rubbing his waist in the way saying he's going to win the belt, Kelly joining him in the rubbing as well. "PREPARE...FOR...LANDON!" ...WAAAAAHHHHH... *DUM DUM* "Megalomaniac" starts to play now, and with arrogance to rival his challenger, Landon Maddix stands proudly on the entryway, the lights going back on as he shoots his arms out to his side. The crowd reaction is mixed for him, but the majority still boos him as he motions his hands towards the stage. The reaction lessens only slightly when Megan Skye makes her way out, as the horny males in the audience start to hoot and holler for her. Maddix and Skye start to make their way to the ring, however having a more serious expression on their faces than the usual arrogant attitude. Funyon: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Megan Skye, from Huron, South Dakota, weighing in at 210 pounds, he is the current and reigning SWF Intercontinental Television Champion...LANDON..."LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX! "After what happened earlier in the show, you have to wonder if Landon Maddix is really up for this match." Comet notes. "Then again, he is the champion, and you don't get there by not being ready for challenges." "My co-host, everyone. Master of the contradiction!" Riley comments as Maddix enters the ring, King almost taunting the champion as he enters. It's soon apparent that King and Maddix aren't going to be the only ones with conflict, as Kelly and Megan start to taunt each other, almost getting into a catfight in the middle of the ring...before referee Alex Nye breaks them apart....as "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" starts to play, and the crowd cheers REALLY loudly! "Wait a damn minute, what the hell is this about?" Riley shouts, as Manson steps out from the entryway, wearing his ring attire and a Genesis V t-shirt. "Apparently, Manson wants an up close and personal view of this match, just like Max King did in Manson's USJL defense with Vlad a while back." Comet replies. In the ring, King now is protesting with Alex Nye about Manson coming to ringside, as Manson grabs a steel chair and sets it up next to the commentator's table, apparently to just watch this match. "Well, this just shows you how jealous Manson is about Max King. When's the last time the Manson got a shot at the ICTV title?" Riley asks. "I don't think that's the reason at all. Kelly and Megan finally out of the ring now, and we're ready to start off this title match!" As soon as the bell rings, King and Maddix come to the center of the ring, both participants saying something to each other, but the camera is too far away from them to make out exactly WHAT they are saying. Eventually, both combatants smile a bit, until King puts a hand on Maddix's face, shoving him down to the mat with one hand! Maddix blinks in surprise at this, as King just smirks evilly, and taunts him to get back up to his feet now. "And apparently Max King is showing Maddix that he isn't going to be generous with what he's going to do out there." Comet notes. "We'll have to see if Maddix does the same thing to King." Maddix gets back up to his feet eventually, King just waiting for him to get back up. As soon as they're both on their feet, the two get in, locking up for a grapple for control. King, being the larger of the two participants in the match, easily manages to push Maddix into the corner, holding him there to attempt to clothesline him in the corner, however Maddix manages to duck under the arm and gets behind King, dropkicking him right between the shoulderblades, causing King to hit chest-first into the turnbuckle. With the wind temporarily knocked out of King, Maddix tries to cradle him up for the early pin victory! One! King manages to roll the rest of the way through the move, getting out of the pinning predicament. When King gets onto his knelling looks in surprise at Maddix, who is now telling King to bring it! "And a return of the favor by Landon Maddix, as he surprised Max King in the early goings here with that roll up!" Comet notes. "And the fans...well, they're indecisive!" Riley humphs. "They should be respectful of the fact that two great wrestlers like these two are competing in the main event here. I know I am!" King now gets up to his feet, as Maddix seems to be taunting King just with his motions. Soon, the two combatants are both back up onto their feet, King not looking as happy as he was just a few minutes ago...Kelly looking worried on the outside as well. Maddix smirks, going in to grapple with King again, but King is apparently ready for it this time, and once they're both locked up, King lifts a knee HARD into the gut area of Maddix, causing the champion to double over in pain, followed by a hard elbow shot into the small of the back! King doesn't let up at all, as he now starts to ram his knee into the back of Maddix, taking him down to the mat onto his face, then going to apparently put him in a camel clutch, but Maddix uses his speed to flip over just before King can lock on the hold, raking the eyes of King while Referee Nye is out of the proper position, then pulling out and grabbing the head of King, dropping him face first into the ring apron. Maddix gets back up to his feet before King can recover completely, going off of the ropes and sliding to kick him in the side of the head with a baseball slide dropkick. Being close enough to him on the outside, Kelly reaches into the ring and pulls King to the outside for some time to recover. "Maddix showing early on in this match that he has the experience edge over Max King, using his quickness and smaller body frame to slip out of King's grasp." Comet commentates. "I expect that for now, but it may not last long. Kelly and King apparently going over strategy on the floor right now..." Riley notes. King and Kelly seem to have worked out a plan of attack, and King is about to get back into the ring, but Maddix seemingly wants to taunt him just a bit, as he leaps to the ropes, spinning through them with his 605 move, just missing hitting King in the head with the kick part of the move. King now starts protesting once again for the use of such a move, but the referee ignores him and continues to count King, up to an 8 count before "The Icon" slides back into the ring. He's greeted as soon as he enters by Maddix, who drops a leg right onto the back of King's head while he's still down on his stomach. Maddix climbs up to the top rope while King is still down, leaping off and hitting a well-executed moonsault right onto the back of King, following that up by rolling him back over onto his back and going for the pin! One! TWO! King manages to kick out of this as well, but Maddix isn't letting up just yet. The Champ goes off of the ropes, attempting to catch King in the face while he's on his knees with a flying forearm. King however manages to avoid the forearm by rolling back a bit, causing Maddix to catch nothing but mat, and the challenger takes advantage of this by dropping an elbow right into the back of Maddix while he's down! "Look at that well placed timing by King there! This is why these two are among the best in this company!" Riley states. The crowd starts to boo a bit at King getting the advantage, much to the surprise of Megan Skye on the outside. King doesn't seem to let it get to him though, lifting Maddix up to his feet now and slamming the champion right onto his knee, following this up by pressing Maddix into an awkward position to stretch out the back of the champion. "Landon Maddix being stretched out with that backbreaker type move, and this is a smart strategy by Max King, as this would be a good body part to injure for the Compressor move that he has trademarked." Comet surveys. Kelly applauds King as he continues to stretch out the body of Maddix, while Skye tries to give her man some encouragement to get out of the hold and fight, but King's body mass is holding him at bay for right now. King eventually lets go of the hold, deciding to punish the champion just a bit more. He grabs Maddix by the waist while he's still down on the ground, picking him up to attempt a German Suplex, but Maddix manages to slip out just at the last minute, flipping to his feet as King crashes onto his back minus Maddix. King gets back up to his feet, only to be caught by a quick kick to the face. Maddix leans in to King while he's down on the mat, and locks King around the head with a side headlock, holding his body in a position so that the referee can't see his face, allowing him to use his free fingers to rake at the face of King while he's prone on the mat. King yells out in pain at the cheating tactics of the champion, as Maddix now continues to ram his knee into the back of the neck, apparently softening said neck up to damage King further. King fights through the pain that he's currently feeling, managing to get onto all fours while still in the headlock and pushing up to his feet again, Maddix on his back as he rams the champion back-first into the corner as hard as he can. With King managing to get a reprieve from the action for the moment, King takes advantage to rub his sore neck, trying to get the pain out so he can continue the match. Meanwhile, Maddix is hung up in the corner for the moment, his back hurting just a little bit at what King has done to him already. "Max King and Landon Maddix need to stop trying to recover and start trying to cripple!" Riley states. "This is a good chance for either one of them to cause serious damage to the other!" "But both King and Maddix are hurting right now, so they need the chance to recover before..." Comet isn't able to finish his comment, as King clotheslines Maddix right over the top rope to the arena floor, the champion hitting face first on the steel ring steps as he does! "You were saying, Comet?" Riley gloats. Max King smirks a bit at seeing Maddix land the way he did out of the ring, and steps through the ring ropes to follow the champion to the outside, apparently planning to attack him on the outside of the ring to gain a further advantage. First, Megan gets between Maddix and King, trying to prevent King from attacking, but Kelly quickly pulls Maddix's valet away, effectively keeping her out of the match and starting an argument on the outside of the ring. King manages to get a bit closer to Maddix at the moment, until Manson stands up, getting between champion and challenger to prevent an outside of the ring assault on the champion. "Wait a minute! What the hell is this about?" Riley shouts. "This is a match between King and Maddix, Manson has no business getting involved!" "He's not getting involved, he's just making sure that this match doesn't go unfairly in the favor of King!" Comet replies to Riley's protests. King smiles a bit, and just backs off for the minute, sliding back in the ring, apparently not wanting to be counted out of the match anyway. Manson takes his seat once again when King is back into the ring, and Megan makes a break away from Kelly, going to help her man back into the ring. The fans actually cheer for Maddix getting back into the ring to continue this match, which surprises everyone by ringside. "I'd say this has to be a first Riley. I don't think I've EVER seen Maddix cheered in a match in a long time, if EVER!" Comet says, surprise definitely apparent in HIS voice. "These fans are just a bunch of bandwagon jumpers. Sure, they jump to cheer him NOW, when he's been the champion for a good while." Riley states. Maddix crawls to the ring ropes to try to get himself back to his feet, a small cut apparent on his face from when he hit the ring steps. King, being the evil bastard that he is, sees the cut and decides to take advantage of this, grabbing Maddix by the hair and pulling him in to start repeatedly punching away at his cut to enhance the bleeding. Following up on the strikes to the face, King takes the head of Maddix and starts to grind the bleeding part of Maddix's face along the ring ropes, trying to further the bleeding on the champion and thus further weaken him. King smirks a bit more, almost laughing in the middle of the ring at what he's been doing to his opponent, and points to Maddix, shouting to the crowd "What do you people think?" Naturally, the crowd boos King as loudly at what he's been saying. "Even though Maddix has gotten the crowd unintentionally somewhat behind him, it seems that Max King is a LONG way from doing anything of the sort." Comet notes. "Ingrates. King is the star of the next decade...they need to realize that really quick if you ask me." "Which nobody really did, Riley." With the crimson mask covering the face of Maddix, King apparently senses that this match is about to be over, as he brings the champion to the center of the ring to continue on the punishment. Holding Maddix up onto his feet, King starts to now focus on the legs of his opponent, clipping them right out from under him, then flowing through to grab the leg on the way down, snapping it to the side of his body to apparently pull a groin muscle in Maddix. As Maddix holds his...area...in pain, King goes for a cover, making sure that he hooks the leg that he just pulled on to damage! One! TWO! Maddix uses his non-injured leg to kick out, but it's not a very strong kick out. King doesn't seem to mind this however, as he holds onto the leg and bends it, then presses his body weight into the leg as much as he can. "See, this is why I keep telling you that King is one of the smartest men in wrestling today, Comet. He knows the style of Maddix is heavily dependant on speed and high flying, and by taking that out from him he'll be able to prevent him from getting in some of his bigger moves!" "But Maddix is one resilient fighter, Riley. He's shown in the past that he can take a great amount of punishment, and this is just another test of just how much punishment he can take." King leans down to grab the other leg of Maddix while he's down, but Maddix takes a quick chance with King prone, and rolls him up into a cradle pin! One! TWO! King manages to kick out, and kicks Maddix right in the throat once King is back up to his feet. King lifts Maddix back up to his feet while he's holding his throat, and really quickly drops Maddix on his head with a quick snapping motion DDT that almost plants him into the mat. King goes for another cover, thinking that he's got the match in the bag now... One! TWO! Another kick-out by Maddix, and King starts looking frustrated at the recovery skills of the champion. Not taking any chances, he grabs Maddix into a headlock once again, squeezing as hard as he can with a headlock, pulling back with the hold as well. "That almost looks like a sleeper hold on the mat, Riley! If King is not careful, it might be deemed a choke by Referee Nye, and that could get Max King disqualified." "You worry too much, Comet. There's no way on a match of this scale King is going to let himself get disqualified and thusly lose his title shot. This is King's moment to shine." King continues to wrench and pull away at the neck of Maddix, and the champion's face is easily starting to turn blue at how King is pulling away at him. Referee Nye leans in, grabbing the arm of Maddix to check. He lifts it up, and it just slumps down to the ground without any life in it. ONE! "This is it Comet, I think I see a new champion in the very near future!" Nye checks the arm of Maddix again, with the exact same result as last time. TWO! Nye lifts the arm one more time, getting ready to ring the bell if the arm of Maddix drops again. THREE...NO! Maddix makes sure his arm does NOT complete the fall, and he starts shaking it a bit to show that he still has some life in this match. After taking a deep breath, Maddix tries to shoot his hips around to get out of the position where the move would restrict air to his body, and once he's free enough uses a quick hip and shoulder twist motion to take King over with a Fireman's Carry, and then pull away to continue to gain some oxygen into the body. "And Landon Maddix showing exactly the endurance I was talking about earlier, Riley. He looked to be out cold, but at the very last minute, he got out and saved his title reign." "I'll give it up for Maddix, as I've been doing for a while now. Unlike you, who are just NOW joining his cheering crowd." Riley notes. When King regains his bearings enough to get back on his feet, Maddix is right there, kicking King right into the abs, and just like King did to him earlier Maddix drops "The Icon" down with a DDT, holding his back and neck due to them both still being in pain. Shaking off the pain, he goes off the ropes, and drops his Dangerous Kneedrop right into King's face, rolling back to his feet right afterwards...apparently getting a second life to him right away! Maddix gets into the nearest corner, and starts stomping his foot, the crowd knowing what's about to occur. "Landon Maddix calling for the Sweet Disciple Music, and if he hits this in the face of King then I think we're going to have a successful title defense!" Comet notes. King finally, yet wobbly, gets back up onto his feet again, and Maddix just waits for him to turn around to blast him in the face with the SDM. His goal is for naught, however, when Kelly grabs his ankle as soon as Maddix is ready to strike, causing the champion to land into a split position right near the corner that he was near! "So THAT'S what a valet at ringside is good for!" Riley notes. "I always wondered why so many guys bring them with them to the ring, now I know!" "Kelly couldn't stand the fact that her man was about to lose the match, and she just interjected herself where she didn't belong! Now Maddix is probably going to need reconstructive surgery down there..." King gives Kelly the thumbs up behind the referee's back as she plays innocent to Nye's accusations. King pulls the hurting Maddix to the middle of the ring, climbing up to the top rope and pointing down to him, ready to leap off for a flying elbow drop. Turnabout proves to be fair play this time though, as Megan Skye nails King between the legs with a low blow as he's about to come off of the top! "I guess now King and Maddix are even, as both Kelly and Megan have gotten themselves involved in the match and have prevented their men from hitting something that could have potentially won the match for the other!" Comet notes. "And for once, I won't argue with you about it. Listen to these suck ups in the crowd though, actually cheering Skye. Where were they when Maddix was actually climbing the ladder to BECOME the ICTV Champion." King is still sitting prone on the top ring rope as Maddix starts to make his recovery, and La Cucaracha notices the state of his opponent, going to thank Megan on the outside, but stops when Kelly goes over to her, and the two women start arguing with each other again. In the ring at the same time, Maddix climbs up to the ropes, and hooks the arms of King, the crowd actually cheering in anticipation of what's going to happen. Showing amazing balance, Maddix starts ramming the chin of King into his own knee, weakening the challenger for whatever Maddix may have planned. Finally, feeling that King has been softened up enough by the knee shots to the chin, Maddix puts one of his legs behind the neck of King, and leaps off the top rope with his Future Shock move! Maddix quickly dives in to cover King! One! TWO! THREE...NO! "How in the heck did Max King get his shoulder up from THAT?" Comet questions, as everyone in the arena seems stunned that King managed to kick out of a top-rope Future Shock. "I'll tell you how, because he NEEDS this, Comet. Max King NEEDS to get the win here! He NEEDS to be the champion that he knows he can be!" Riley praises. "And that's why I'm going out on the limb and saying that King will get the victory!" "It's not looking too good for him right now, King is still down in the middle of the ring from that top rope Future Shock, but Maddix has gotten back up to his feet once again!" Landon Maddix looks down to his challenger, trying to figure out what to do to him to get him down for the count. Looking back to the ring ropes, he decides to scale them once again, Megan staying in the corner that Maddix is in to make sure that Kelly doesn't get involved into the match again. However, while the referee is counting towards Maddix for him going to the ropes, Kelly quickly slides into the ring and dumps a stolen cup of water right onto King's face to recover him. King recovers just in time as Maddix finally gets to the top rope, and showing surprising speed for someone his size climbs up to the ropes just before Maddix can leap off, and lifts him over and down with his Superb-Plex, staying on for the pin! One! TWO! THREE...NO! SOMEHOW Maddix STILL managed to get a shoulder up from the pin, and now both men are down in the middle of the ring. "Now if Maddix was smart, which I THINK he still is, he would just stay down on the mat and let the count just run out!" Riley states. "That is, if King doesn't manage to get back up...which he has now, so the count stops at three..." Max King smiles a bit, seeing that Maddix is still down on the mat, and signals by a thumbs-down gesture that the ending for Maddix is very near. King grabs Maddix by the hair, going to lift him by the hair...showing no mercy as he pulls him up. King pulls Maddix into the reverse DDT position, holding him there and going to grab the leg as well. "He's going for the King Buster, Comet!" Riley notes. "That could be just the break that King is looking for!" King smiles at the feeling that he's about to win the match, but suddenly Maddix rolls over the body of King, landing behind him on his feet. King turns around as soon as Maddix lands, and gets blasted right into the face with Sweet Disciple Music, taking him down to the mat hard! Maddix dives on again with the cover, not taking any chances and hooking BOTH legs with the cover! One! TWO! THREE...NO! King manages to shoot a shoulder up just at the last second, continuing on the match! Maddix wipes the quickly drying blood off of his face, knowing that he's so close to getting the victory in this match that he can almost taste it, and takes a few steps back to apparently let King recover. King is slow to get up, but that doesn't matter, as when he's up to one knee Maddix rushes in, going for his version of the Shining Wizard. King falls back, holding the rope open as Maddix flies in, and thusly causes Maddix to fly out of the ring knee first, the champion landing squarely on said knee onto the arena floor. King, seeing his opportunity to recover, crawls over to the referee to talk to him about the match thus far or something similar to that, diverting Nye from what is going on outside of the ring and thus preventing a count from being laid down on Maddix. The distraction of the official proves to be part of King's strategy, as on the outside of the ring, Kelly takes off one of her high heel shoes, and measuring the champion, nails him with the heel right into the gash on his forehead! While the referee never saw it, both Megan Skye and Manson were both fully aware of Kelly's dastardly actions, as they both surround Kelly on the outside of the ring...Manson behind, and Megan in front of her. "And it looks like the proverbial wagons have been circled around Kelly Connelly, and neither Manson or Megan seem to appreciate what Kelly just did to Maddix!" Comet states. "The wagons have been circled? Oklahoma has been bad to you, Comet!" Without warning Megan suddenly spears Kelly down onto the arena floor, and the two femme-fatales suddenly catfight on the arena floor, slapping and clawing their way at each other! The two women continue to cat-fight on the floor, Manson just stepping back and allowing this happen, as Maddix manages to climb back into the ring, barely conscious as he claws his way to the ring ropes again, where King is just waiting for him to get to. Max King smiles at the bleeding state of Maddix, and reaches down to pick Maddix up into a vertical position...then without any mercy on his face, hits him with a jumping piledriver that causes Maddix to crumple down to the mat almost in a heap. Feeling confident, he presses his hands onto Maddix's chest, holding him down for a pin. He soon realizes that there's no count being laid down, as he sees that the referee is down on the arena floor, trying to break up the fight between Kelly and Megan on the arena floor! "What is WRONG with this moronic referee?" Riley comments. "The match is over right now, and he's busy breaking up a fight between two chicks on the arena floor!" As Max King is about to go over and talk to the referee, Manson slides into the ring from the other side, much to the joy of the capacity crowd! "King, turn around!" Riley tries to shout to get his attention, but to now avail, as Manson hooks King's head, attempting to hit him with the Consequences. King goes to fight out of the hold though, slugging it out with Manson for a bit, the two hated combatants continue to brawl away. "This is getting violent fast, as these two rivals continue to brawl at each other during this match!" Comet states. "Maddix recovering behind King, and I don't think that King is..." Maddix suddenly leaps up to dropkick King in the back of the head, but due to King ducking a punch from Manson, the former USJL Champion is dropkicked right out of the ring, and King takes advantage really quickly, putting his body weight on top of Maddix for the pin! One! TWO! THREE! "Oh my...did I just?" "Yes you did Comet! Listen to this!" Riley says smiling. Funyon: Here is your winner, and the NEEEEEEEEEWWWWW...SWF Intercontinental Television Champion..."THE ICON"...MAX...KING! "You have to know that Manson was trying to cost Max King his chance at the title, but one misplaced move has cost Landon Maddix his title, and there's a new champion!" Comet notes. "I know, isn't it great? There's a new age of wrestling here, and it's the age of Max King!" Max King quickly slides out of the ring, taking the title belt with him as he slides out, and helping Kelly up as well. The crowd starts a really loud "MAX KING SUCKS!" chant at the new champion, who holds his title belt up high on the ring apron. "We have a new Champ, and his name is Max King!" Riley calls out just before the camera completely fades out.

Well, I turned in my match, but it was late thanks to MY FUCKING COMPUTER NOT FUCKING DOING THE RIGHT FUCKING THINGS! ...anyway...hopefully I'll get lucky.

How about in Kane's old ring attire, mask and all, like I was suggesting for the longest time. ANd the reason that this wedding went mostly as scheduled was because the couple that sings that "Together" song wasn't here for this wedding.

Well, Lita fufilled her side...so why can't she just get a divorce now?

Lita sounds like Linda McMahon right now

HAH! An instrumental, non-rock version of Kane's theme. ^^

...why do I want Kane to do "Putting On The Ritz" with Gene Wilder now?

Hey, HBK could still return at Unforgiven. As a return TO THE RING. I know it hurts to do so, but remember the Goldberg WWE Debuting?

What about Hogan?

That loogie was even bigger than the one that he gave Foley. And it DRIPS from HHH's beard.

And Orton STILL comes out to the Evolution theme.

Ooops, referee reversing his own decision?

Well, didn't Randy Savage kinda get married in a modified version of his own ring attire? Wasn't watching wrestling at the time, so don't know.

THE ROCK!

And Julius Helmsley signaling Orton's execution last week starts off the show.

Hmm, I wonder... How will they explain the Huntress in JLU continuity? Being someone that doesn't read the comics, the only version I know of was from the short-lived Bird of Prey series, where she was the daughter of Batman and Catwoman.

They're a bad-luck couple. Whenever they sing that song, something bad, either in storyline or out of, happens to the couple. Examples: The Liz and Savage wedding: Liz later divorces Randy The Test/Steph wedding: The start of the McMahon/Helmsley era...though we didn't know that. The renewal of vowes: HHH found out the truth about Steph

<Kelly>Such complaining will NOT be tolerated when I'm in charge! *writes a note on her clipboard* No...hiring...people...from...British Columbia...

Next episode is Batman and Zatanna teaming up to "Save a team-member from a fate worse than death"

At least he doesn't look like Lawrence Taylor, Circa April 2, 1995.

You're calling him Airy, Sledge?

Is that Wavell again?

Zach Gowen should've been the one to beat him damn it! Not Goldberg. Or, even funnier...is there an albino wrestler out there somewhere?

Chuck Palumbo is the Mark Jindrak of the Raw roster. Palumbo = Sunday Night Heat Jindrak = Saturday Night Velocity ....THE MACK IS BACK!

Think red and white tights, teaming with Billy Gunn...