ChrisMWaters

PUT THE DAMN HAT ON PAUL! >_<

You know, I don't know if Jordan wrestling for JBL is a blessing or a curse. On one hand, it means less in-ring JBL. On the other hand, it gets Orlando more matches.

...and did John Cena just do a DX crotch chop? O_o

reign: Cole didn't seem that bad on the Chris Benoit DVD when he was commentating the New Japan matches.

Why is it that King, a heel, keeps getting booked with other heels? I just don't get that for some reason.

I think that WWE officials thought that the pyro was getting too much of a face reaction for Booker, and since the were trying to make him a heel they had to remove it. Now that he's solidified as one, he can go back to it.

Then they can do an interpromotional match...Tajiri vs. Carlito...In a Mist Match! First one to use their version of the Mist gets the win.

Carly Colon...son of Carlos Colon. That guy is gonna be huge. How can you not mark out for the hair? I wonder if Lamont is upset that he can't use that wig anymore.

Carly Colon...son of Carlos Colon.

So...Carlito has a Razor Ramon accent.

ECW? What's that? Raven was a champion? I thought the first time he ever stepped into a ring he was Johnny Polo or chipping Moppy. Richards, you mean STEVEN Richards? Defending a major championship? AHAHAHAHA you slay me sometimes Chris. Thank you, Vince McMahon.

Well, he does seem to have gaps in his memory at times... Question: When did Kidman and London steal AJ Styles entrance gear? Few weeks ago. I've been calling them Strike Force '04.

Tazz saying he never heard of a championship being defended by someone other than the champion... Has he completely forgotten about ECW, when Richards defended for Raven?

RVD survived the Pocky Claw!

Cue cards.

Maybe the one that Kurt painted was his favorite of them all?

Anything that is usually against the law is legal as long as you do it in an arena. Canada and America are natural enemies. Shaking ropes repeatedly can give you energy.

To explain my theory on why Kane has seemingly gotten weaker from when he first started...it's simple. The mask held the majority of Kane's powers. When he sarted off, he was at his strongest. And that's when the mask that he used to wear completely covered his face. His powers were at full then. As time went on, the powers in the mask slowly drained...but everytime he won a match, it would replenish the powers somewhat. Therefore, that's why he wrestled...to replenish the powers of the mask. After his mask was stolen by X-Pac, Kane had to perform a ceremony to transfer the powers to a new mask. However, the new mask couldn't contain the powers completely, blowing off the mouth area. Thusly, Kane was somewhat weakened without that mouthpiece. Ultimately, when he lost the mask vs. title match with HHH, Kane had to forfeit most of his powers, but with years of wearing that mask, a portion of the powers had been absorbed into his body. That's why he still has some of his powers, but not all of them.

I didn't think you were actually seriously going with a robotic referee. Hoo boy.

You know, reading about these "fan made" My Sacrifice videos... Now I want someone to do a goofy version of it. Have the "My Sacrifice" song, but with...I dunno...clips of Doink in action. Or Barry Horowitz. Or something like that.

And since this show probably will have more actual matches than Raw did this past week, that's already a proverbial feather in the cap of Smackdown.

CENA VS. BOOKER: MATCH NO. 2 Aug. 26, 2004 Several years ago, Booker T competed against Chris Benoit in a memorable best-of-seven series while working for WCW. The series of matches put Booker T on the map as a solid force in the singles ranks of sports entertainment. Now, already an established Superstar, Booker T fights to keep his United States Championship in a similar style of matches. It's a best-of-five series against John Cena. Unfortunately for Booker, he already trails 1-0, as Cena picked up the thrilling opening victory at SummerSlam. Can Booker even the score this week on SmackDown!? Or will Cena carry his SummerSlam momentum over the U.S. Champion? Find out this week on SmackDown! on UPN. The most prolific manager of WWE Champions in history, Paul Heyman, has been warning SmackDown! viewers for weeks. Now the time has finally come, as Heidenreich will be at SmackDown! Heyman has been able to lead such names as Kurt Angle, Big Show and Brock Lesnar to the top of the SmackDown! mountain. It will be interesting to see if he can do the same with Heidenreich. The big man's journey begins on SmackDown! Thursday night. Can the big man live up to the hype? Don't miss SmackDown! to find out. In action this week, Rob Van Dam will take on Kenzo Suzuki. In other action, two great cruiserweights will go at it when Chavo Guerrero takes on one-half of the WWE Tag Team Champions Billy Kidman. Last week, Kurt Angle defaced one of Eddie Guerrero's precious low riders. Undoubtedly, Guerrero will be looking for revenge. Will Angle get what many feel he has coming to him? Find out on SmackDown! All this and more this week on SmackDown! on UPN at 8/7 CT.

Yeah...I admit about the ending. But that was mostly to my computer f-ing up on me and not my writing. Had that not happened, I probably would have gotten a better ending.

Here's one that I just thought of... <Undertaker>Where to, Stephanie? <Stephanie>*Screeching Yell*

I'm guessing you're not the Hogan one for the build of WrestleMania X-8